Olympics are less than a month away. How will your country do?

Olympics are less than a month away. How will your country do?

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>Winter olympics
Lol wgaf?
Literally the uglier, less popular brother of the summer olympics.

I guess we'll send a few people

Any non spic country cares, dumb spic kraut

Top 10 in the medal chart thingie thing.

I don't even know if we're sending any """""""""""" athletes"""""""""""" to that shit.

Full podium lockouts on ice speed skating.

Gold medals in all the relevant sports.
No gold medals in the irrelevant sports.

tipping Australia to win 1 bronze medal

its coming home

win some medals here and there, especially biathlon

i think next olympics is 2020 bro?

oh wait you mean the snow one, uh i dont really care sorry

>Flag
Kek. Only four athletes in some form of skiing. I didn't even know people practiced serious skiing over here.

>luge
>double luge
>2 bobsled
>4 bobsled
>chicks with guns
>team medals

we'll be fine desu

1st or 2nd overall medal count

4th or 5th gold medal count

Winter olympics don't even deserve to be called olympics

For the first time we wont win any medals. Sad but true. All of our goats are injured. or out of form.

literally nothing

Aiming for about 5 medals, our best ever result

you have fucking patagonia, that is no excuse

Some random fuck will come good and win a medal in skiing. And HirschGOAT will get his first gold.

>implying Norge wont sweep the hills

>Russia is going to pass us in IIHF standings when they win gold in the Olympics and we finish 5th

Russia won't legally win the gold

Hirscher was created in a secret underground lab to cuck an entire generation of Norwegian skiers

should this sport be introduced in the Olympics?

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No medals. We've literally lost our best medal chance to a leg injury.

We'll win a lot of medals in sports that half the country hasn't even heard of because it barely ever snows south of the Missouri Compromise line

don't you have shitloads of mountains, though?

should have a snow rugby and snow rowing events, I guess

Could you please write winter Olympics next time so I don't think you are talking about the real one? Thanks.

>Olympics
>less than a month away
>2 years is less than a month away for canacucks

why is it always certain flags that claim winter olympics aren't olympics?

Peter Michael is injured?

>Be so washed up you get dropped from the olympic team
>IOC gives him a free spot anyways
The Absolute Madman

meh. besides female figure skating we don't really care here. even then we barely care.

I mean they are above soccer in "how much do I actually care" scale, but generally we just kind of shrug. Usually the russians are all doped up on something, the chinese have basically breed then jacked up a bunch of people since they were 4 or 5 on steroids and shit then trained them just for one sport to the point they can't even read, everyone really is hyped about soccer and the nordic countries are ski freaks

So I mean.. the olympics especially the summer olympics have turned into a circus show full of fucked up foreigners who can barely read or will die at 40.

Why should I care. Shit is too weird even for me and I'm into getting rim jobs from 18-22 year old girls with daddy issues and i'm in my mid 30's

awful lot of words for "not caring"

I was explaining why I don't care you cunt.

#LRN2REd you millennials faggot with the attention span of one sentence #yolo

>Implying you're not a millennial yourself

You wanna fight?

Im ready for the great chimpouts over figure skating scores. Sup Forums get dellerious with rage about this for some reason.

and thats coming from a murican where the most popular sport is 300lbs sacks of meat clashing then watching some commercials.

>this guy is a soccer fan
>where 140 lbs 5'7 manlets run around fingering each others asses, diving on grass and kicking a ball while not touching each other