I never knew what a bidet was before Sup Forums. Now every time I shit I wash my ass in the shower

I never knew what a bidet was before Sup Forums. Now every time I shit I wash my ass in the shower.

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>not letting the shit form a crust around your butthole

I only shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain desu

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Why don't you just use your bidet?

I don't have one. Nor does anyone else.

>and they say we are subhumans
WHAT THE FUCK?

It's arousing.

Yeah i got a hairy ass and don't feel clean after taking fat logs. Shower time everytime

How do you clean your ass then?

Our poo is sterile

>India, the only country with bidets on every street corner

Using this.

I use my right hand to wipe in preparation for the great yuropean islamic caliphate

when in the ottoman empire do as the ottoman do.

>Not sticking a hose up your shitter and putting it on full blast after you drop a fat one

Can't eat out my bf's ass until I tell him how to wash himself properly. Fucking subhuman wh*tes.

this and if it's extra sticky then wet the paper

Fucking subhumans
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>Sitting on the throne
>hnnnng
>Drop your log
>take a wipe its gone everywhere
>get up leaving toiletpaper lodged in butcheeks still
>Pick up toilet roll and walk out the toilet with pants still down
>Walk past parents and put roll under the kitchen sink
>Grab a few chunks and wipe arse until its sparkling
>Walk back to toilet and flush it all
fuck normies not taking arse hygiene seriously

My poo is so hard and big that my eyes pop out every time I take a shit but it's worthy, considering the fact that I don't have anything to wipe after I'm done. Only con is the 50% chance it won't flush at the first try.

Get a long flexible water pipe. Attach to the sink when you need to shit and use it to clean your ass.

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