How does one understand the mind of the ""German"" ??

How does one understand the mind of the ""German"" ??

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You can't if you are not german..not enough i.q and even if...your jewish test doesn't count..

You,trying to understand a german is like an ant trying to understand quantum physics

enlighten us about scat porn

Ever finished a painting or a poem but you notice a few things you messed up here and there? Nothing big, infact no one is likely to notice, but you know it's there and it starts to get under your skin and you now have the urge to destroy it. I think it must be like that.

By watching this video, start at 2:40 : youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY.

No, understanding Germans is like understanding women. Nobody cares what you think

Nice use of English Abdul!

That... actually is a good description.

Doing "your best work", not because someone might notice it to be less than that, but because your own self-worth dictates that it has to be this way.

>How does one understand the mind of the ""German"" ??

Simply by understanding that "German" is a constructed identity with less than 100 years of united, autonymous history.

Then you only have to know the separate languages and ethnic groups that were synthesized by Otto von Bismark, any other detail is an obfuscation against ethnographic psychology.

I miss when they used to make bantz about every single European country, even themselves

Err... nope?
Know how hitler called germany the "Third Reich"?
Well, the "first", was rome - the second was "The Holy Roman Empire of German Nation".

Afterwards, true enough, the german states were splintered into many factions - but they were non the less still german.

>this

WE WUZ ROMANS UND SHEIZA!!!

Ever notice how similar Germans and Jews are

they lack any sense of sprituality and have an obsession with interfering with other nations

Germans and Jews are one and the same, fuck em both

werk

Nah. The Holy Roman Empire, was all about being a protector of christianity and its followers.
About having a king blessed by the pope to be an emperor. Though I appreciate the wit of your comment.

>GerMAN
>WiseMAN
Hmm makes you think

Yeah I don't care I'm not gonna read that, it's a funny joke don't be so but hurt about it

No retard the first german reich was the holy roman empire the second reich was the german empire (1871-1918). Rome had nothing to do with it. Why do i need to tell you about your own history?

All you have to do is ask yourself what you can do to ruin your country and race in the most systematic way possible.

Commencing redpill on Germans

1. Bands of filthy Ostrogoths, Visigoths, Vandals, etc. pile into the Roman Empire, shit on everything imaginable, destroy Roman culture, and then nignog their way into power through orkish brutality + Somalian-tier overbreeding.

2. Centuries later, after a culturally retarded 700 years of rule by German warlords and their ding-a-ling descendants, Christianity finally sinks into the Neanderthal-thick skulls of the Teutonic masses. Not bad, right? Wrong.

3. After a few hundred years of mulling and resentment over their neighbors' relative happiness, medieval Germans reveal their autism by missing the inherent joke of the tripartate Christian theology, get so serious that they out-idiot die hard Catholics, and form Calvinism, Lutheranism, and other ultra-fundamentalist theologies, which eventually fractures Europe and causes centuries of internecine war and misery for all parties involved.

3. In the meantime, instead of developing a proper high culture of their own, they put all their effort into academics, enviously studying the cultures of foreign and ancient people, then try to insist that these studies, in themselves, constitute a valid aspect of German culture. Reviled by all other nations as bland, sexless, nearsighted, pedantantic bookworms

He does understand us.

Germans (2) - 5. Viz-a-viz this scholarship, they embrace every fucking faggot-minded trend that springs out of Enlightenment ideals formed by other nations. Get so Romantic that 20,000 young proto-emos kill themselves after reading Gothe's 'Death of Young Werner,' get so nationalist that they fall lockstep behind a fat man w/ a pointy helmet and attempt to take on Europe w/ the help of the ITALIANS. Seriously???? THE ITALIANS???

6. You'd think after getting the shit hammered out of them by a combine of European nations w/ no patience for their shit, the Germans would at least negotiate a reasonable peace. But no. Upon defeat, their leaders immediately went into full doggy, spread their nation's ass, and allowed it get fucked by a cabal of international jewish bankers.

7. The solution to this? HEY, LET'S FOLLOW THIS MUSTACHEOED GENTLEMAN AND DO THE SAME FUCKING THING THAT PROLAPSED OUR COLLECTIVE ASS THE 20 YEARS AGO.

>german
>mind

lol good one, they are as soulless as the chinese. They're nothing but barbaric degenerates. If rome didnt rot from the inside, they could've saved us the hassle of having to deal with such vermin by purging all the barbarian tribes.

Germans (3) - 8. After the inevitable defeat that followed, the German people AGAIN took it up the ass from both the USSR and the Allied powers. East Germans swallowed Marxist ideology even MORE than their counterparts in Russia, and strived so hard to be 'model communists' that they created arguably the most efficient, repressive police state that's existed on the planet. The West Germans, on the other hand, became the stooges of the capitalist class and swallowed every liberal economic principal fed to them, in an attempt to out-liberal every other Western nation.

9. Then comes multiculturalism, the latest ideological fad. Predictably, because they're 100% incapable of thinking for themselves, they embrace this model of society to levels that only Sweden dared reach.

10. In conclusion, Germans are the most idiotic of people. They are the weakest, most conformist, most try-hard autistic fucks the world has ever seen. They're truly the weakest link in Europe. They are the absolute worst; a breed of awful almost unmatched throughout history, given the blunders and fuckups they've caused.

Germans ITT, please record yourselves saying squirrel.

racist white oppressor history is illegal in germanistan

And finally
>German efficiency

German Efficiency - Germans aren't efficient.
They're autistic.
They are precise and they are detail oriented. These traits can lead to efficiency but they do not necessarily do so.

Precisely machining each screw so they all line up the same way when tightened is not efficient. It shows obsessive attention to detail that while often commendable has no relation whatsoever to efficiency.

I don't know how anyone can look at Nazi tank design and and honestly come away with the impression that Germans are efficient by default. They certainly can be efficient but they can also be bloody minded obsessives that do something the wrong way over and over again simply because that's how it's always been done and doing otherwise offends their sense of "ordnung" aka. Autism.

So can we please drop the whole "much Germans would never do that because much German efficiency" argument. There's nothing efficient about getting pissed and shit on by whores but that's never stopped Germans from being massive perverts.

This, Germans live to see the destruction of their continent so they can rebuild their country.
You know that guy who has to keep redoing his graph or list or whatever because it's not neat and tidy? That's Germany, they have to keep redoing their country

Read "Being and Time" by Heidegger
Realize you can never understand the German mind

>be german
>think EXACTLY like this

Tell me, why all the scat and piss porn? can the answer be quantified into a single reply?

They want to be brown that's why they're bringing in so many sand niggers

>"Scat" porn

Such a gross simplification, you know nothing about the nuance of scat. The types, the genres and the rich history it has.

Its souls and poetry shall never be revealed to you.

American living in Germany here, this is spot on. They fucking love doing things "The way they've always been done"

>tfw company hired me to change the corporate mentality
>tfw they decided they wanted to keep things the way they were
>tfw they kept paying me six figures to do nothing

Is there a bigger story behind that? What did they want from you and why? what kind of company was it?

It's one of the biggest companies in Germany and it's on the verge of going out of business. They brought me in to make them more money. I had numerous proposals and they were unwilling to do any of them, but a contract is a contract and I get paid.

every time

sounds like you just suck at your job

Germans don't like Germans.
All there is to know about us.