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didnt know britland had text-tv aswell
nice
*checks news on 501
>donald trump
is it still a thing there? ours shut down at least 5 years ago
don't think we have it any more
the BBC realised most people have the internet nowadays
anime
have an average sized willy, hovers at just slightly above six inches
>perhaps you hat posters could choose to refute the points in that post rather than post inane bollocks disrespectful fedoras
dont be dispectful to fedoras
you think finland invented it? dont kid yourself
Never seen this in my life
Imagine having an Upper-class American Wife who keeps a nice wine stock and hosts dinner parties every thursday. Cute, amenable, and with a runner's body. Must be nice.
the English literally speak worse english than Irish people. Dunno how they make fun of us when most of them talk like:
OI MAYTE OI FINK VAT BLOKE OVA VEH JUST WANKED ME BOLLOCKS
i got warned for posting her last night
if TV reciver can view text why dont have way to use it like oldscool computer terminal?
need PS/2 keyboard port and COM
Hello traitor
HOLD TIGHT ASNEE
CHING CHONG BING BONG
I have a wife and she's fat and drinks strongbow dark fruits tinnies
haitiANO is mad
[screams]
post anime honourably, and you will never be warned
living the dream
IM ANGERY
That's nice, dearie.
You literally have to be spastic minded to do what mustang wanted and James Kingston do
Also I’ve noticed there are no Americans doing free climbing, it would be top kek to see a big fat blubbering mess hanging from a sky scraper by his finger tips
...
what?
oooh roight roight you've done it now you hunnish facker
KORE-KINO
Joe rogans been giving up weed all october
damn bro thats tough. Stay strong brother
good win for labour there
...
poo nigger on up
no not anime
Her
Literally facepalmed at this :S
the irish accent sounds funny (in a good way)
Has the world changed or have I changed?
Oh, has the world changed or have I changed?
tfw used to play games on teletex
tfw used to get film reviews on teletex
shame they suffered a massive defeat at the next election
Got auditted at work because I went over my allotted toilet time by 3 minutes
>blade runner 2049
only le 90s kids will remember this
That'll teach you for having such a slow bowel
ohh
Got to football game for local club:
>pitch is in an old baseball stadium
>half audience is nu-male soyboys drinking Fat Tire Beers
>other half is Black Male + Latino Female couples
>nobody cheers
>club supporters' section literally setting off flare guns and smelly smoke grenades the entire time, extremely distracting from the match
>the supporters' club flag is the club logo painted over with gay pride colors
>make like 5 announcements throughout the game that they'll eject you if you use abusive language
Ah yes, American Soccer.
*grabs the telephone*
just wanked
Fancy a climb, user?
What team mate?
*tickles his nose with a feather*
don't remember teletext but I do remember playjam
you're right that only nu-males like soccer
anyone else used to play bamboozle on teletext?
not a fan of these stunts
Tampa Bay Rowdies
*calling 0891 787502*
rather like an 'electronic newspaper'!
nokia must have done a set top box for free view because remember it used to have a snake game on it
Just watched that Jungle film
what a load of hipster shite, wouldn't be surprised if I found out Daniel Radcliffe rode around on a penny farthing in his spare time
think my cum has blocked the sink.
what do
if I want an adrenaline rush I'll just take some speed
much less risk, much better high
please keep this in mind
want this
post in /brit/ instead :)
Use Mr. Muscle (TM) brand unblocker
Christ the other threads are absolute train wrecks. So's this one but at least it's MY train wreck. The other ones are foreign and smelly.
Oh.... I imagine the game was shitty also
>club supporters' section
absolute state
Going to dress up as Hugh Heffners' ghost for halloween
this is /brit/
irish "holidays"
cheek is twitching like there's a fucking chestburster in there
It wouldn't be called a chestburster then, it'd be called a cheekburster
hold on nasa we've got a boy whiz here
Can't think of a single /brit/ gimmick pioneered this year that I have enjoyed
I burst on your mum's cheeks
ur 1 cheeky cunt m8 i swear ill rek u boi
I meant club support groups like hooligans or ultras
What about Rasheeeeeeedddd
julian assange is the greatest australian shitposter
*Steps on his hands*
you arrive in the united states
t. matt kwajimu
Downright psychotic
This guy travels from blackpool to Brazil every year just to watch a game of Avai, a second tier team from Santa Catarina, south Brazil
Why do all the PPI calls come from manny??
what about craig wright?
that wasn't this year
the state
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EVERY
DROP
WASTED
EVERY
PENNY
SQUANDERED
THE DUTCH DISEASE
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At rooster's spot lads
don't care
don't care
don't care
I love these vaguely Goebbelsian inspirational quotes.
Stop replying to me
matty bwoiiii
>don't care
>don't care
>don't care
How do you like it when I do it back to you, tough guy?!
don't care