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teletext edition

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didnt know britland had text-tv aswell
nice

*checks news on 501

>donald trump
is it still a thing there? ours shut down at least 5 years ago

don't think we have it any more
the BBC realised most people have the internet nowadays

anime

have an average sized willy, hovers at just slightly above six inches

>perhaps you hat posters could choose to refute the points in that post rather than post inane bollocks disrespectful fedoras

dont be dispectful to fedoras

you think finland invented it? dont kid yourself

Never seen this in my life

Imagine having an Upper-class American Wife who keeps a nice wine stock and hosts dinner parties every thursday. Cute, amenable, and with a runner's body. Must be nice.

the English literally speak worse english than Irish people. Dunno how they make fun of us when most of them talk like:
OI MAYTE OI FINK VAT BLOKE OVA VEH JUST WANKED ME BOLLOCKS

i got warned for posting her last night

if TV reciver can view text why dont have way to use it like oldscool computer terminal?
need PS/2 keyboard port and COM

Hello traitor

HOLD TIGHT ASNEE

CHING CHONG BING BONG

I have a wife and she's fat and drinks strongbow dark fruits tinnies

haitiANO is mad

youtube.com/watch?v=-bLTWeH-GZs

[screams]

post anime honourably, and you will never be warned

living the dream

IM ANGERY

That's nice, dearie.

You literally have to be spastic minded to do what mustang wanted and James Kingston do

Also I’ve noticed there are no Americans doing free climbing, it would be top kek to see a big fat blubbering mess hanging from a sky scraper by his finger tips

...

what?

oooh roight roight you've done it now you hunnish facker

KORE-KINO

Joe rogans been giving up weed all october
damn bro thats tough. Stay strong brother

good win for labour there

...

poo nigger on up

no not anime
Her

Literally facepalmed at this :S

the irish accent sounds funny (in a good way)

Has the world changed or have I changed?

Oh, has the world changed or have I changed?

tfw used to play games on teletex
tfw used to get film reviews on teletex

shame they suffered a massive defeat at the next election

Got auditted at work because I went over my allotted toilet time by 3 minutes

>blade runner 2049

only le 90s kids will remember this

That'll teach you for having such a slow bowel

ohh

Got to football game for local club:
>pitch is in an old baseball stadium
>half audience is nu-male soyboys drinking Fat Tire Beers
>other half is Black Male + Latino Female couples
>nobody cheers
>club supporters' section literally setting off flare guns and smelly smoke grenades the entire time, extremely distracting from the match
>the supporters' club flag is the club logo painted over with gay pride colors
>make like 5 announcements throughout the game that they'll eject you if you use abusive language
Ah yes, American Soccer.

*grabs the telephone*

just wanked

Fancy a climb, user?

What team mate?

*tickles his nose with a feather*

don't remember teletext but I do remember playjam

you're right that only nu-males like soccer

anyone else used to play bamboozle on teletext?

not a fan of these stunts

Tampa Bay Rowdies

youtube.com/watch?v=5wOiYjN2_gA

no

*calling 0891 787502*

rather like an 'electronic newspaper'!

nokia must have done a set top box for free view because remember it used to have a snake game on it

Just watched that Jungle film

what a load of hipster shite, wouldn't be surprised if I found out Daniel Radcliffe rode around on a penny farthing in his spare time

think my cum has blocked the sink.


what do

if I want an adrenaline rush I'll just take some speed
much less risk, much better high

please keep this in mind

want this

post in /brit/ instead :)

Use Mr. Muscle (TM) brand unblocker

Christ the other threads are absolute train wrecks. So's this one but at least it's MY train wreck. The other ones are foreign and smelly.

Oh.... I imagine the game was shitty also

>club supporters' section
absolute state

Going to dress up as Hugh Heffners' ghost for halloween

this is /brit/

irish "holidays"

cheek is twitching like there's a fucking chestburster in there

It wouldn't be called a chestburster then, it'd be called a cheekburster

hold on nasa we've got a boy whiz here

Can't think of a single /brit/ gimmick pioneered this year that I have enjoyed

I burst on your mum's cheeks

ur 1 cheeky cunt m8 i swear ill rek u boi

I meant club support groups like hooligans or ultras

What about Rasheeeeeeedddd

julian assange is the greatest australian shitposter

*Steps on his hands*

you arrive in the united states

t. matt kwajimu

Downright psychotic

This guy travels from blackpool to Brazil every year just to watch a game of Avai, a second tier team from Santa Catarina, south Brazil

Why do all the PPI calls come from manny??

what about craig wright?

that wasn't this year

the state

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EVERY
DROP
WASTED

EVERY
PENNY
SQUANDERED

THE DUTCH DISEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

At rooster's spot lads

don't care
don't care
don't care

I love these vaguely Goebbelsian inspirational quotes.

Stop replying to me

matty bwoiiii

>don't care
>don't care
>don't care
How do you like it when I do it back to you, tough guy?!

don't care