AYO HOLE UP

AYO HOLE UP

So black people invented NASA? Fuck white people

*calculates heat tolerance of polymers and suborbital burn times*

I actually enjoyed this film until I looked at the historical accuracy section on the wiki page

felt like tyler perry directed it.

Now you should do it for all films, I suspect they are lying, that spiderman kid can't be that strong.

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O B S E S S E D

>americucks cant land on the moon without the help from loud obnoxious sista
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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Reminder that this film was given a great rating by Armond "I'm a fucking pleb" White.

It's a well made film. It's mostly lies, but it's well made.

>(insert any other country) can't land on the moon AT ALL
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>It's a well made film.
It's the worst made film in last year's Best Pic nominees. Even Hell or High Water was better made. It was shot in poor quality and the soundtrack was modern pop songs.

>It was shot in poor quality and the soundtrack was modern pop songs.
Neither of these things matters

What's so special about sending a hairless chimp to a great big rock?Russians were already launching their satellites into orbit

>Americucks were stupid enough to waste money sending astronauts to the moon because "muh evil communism"
Wow, you cannot make this up.

It's literally the worst film of last year, you fucking embryo. Also pop music is garbage especially for a biopic.

>10 am in moscow

How's the hangover Ivan?

Is it really? I don't like being lied to.

No, it's not. Bazinga guy is the best actor in the film and there isn't even really a main antagonist. The actors are all shit.

>Russia tried and failed 4 (four) times before giving up

Saying it with hyperbolic tones doesn't make it right.

The accomplishments are true, but none of the hardships are. Pretty much every white character with a speaking role is made up, NASA was fully integrated from the start, and the whole bathroom conflict was completely fabricated.

I'm not hyperbolic. Quick, tell me your favorite part of the movie if it's so good.

>mfw USA accomplished engineering marvels and commies got forever btfo

How can Americans even compete?

The IBM tribulations were entertaining.

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Daily reminder that black people were kings while cumskins lived in caves

>picks the most boring parts of the most subpar and mediocre movie
Yes, Bazinga is quite the great actor and watching him do math is so cool.

and yet russia is still a shithole LMAO

>typical amerifat can't make any compelling arguments with his education

>americucks are rewriting their own history to appease blacks
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

???

He wasn't a part of any of that. Not that it matters, you filled out your reply five minutes ago.

>americucks banned confederacy flag because muh slavery and black people are superior
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
THE SOUTH IS BLACKED.COM AGAIN

At least better than being shot in the streets or in the movie theaters.

>some slav thinks i care about a country that doesn't even exist anymore

>Blacked.com is hosted in San Francisco, California
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
AMERIC U C K S EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

I sippin on ur tears rn
Salty af

>I don't care
>let me find an image and reply to show I definitely don't care!!!
thanks for the image, fatso

>americuck literature
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Here, have another. My country is full of surplus

It's not really the worst movie, that was my point. Saying something is "literally the worst" is Sup Forumseddit trash talk.

Gentle reminder that there should be a hidden figures anthology series that explores all the marginalized groups and parts of our history that you never learn about

Some ideas:

>the Nazi rocket scientists who sent us to the moon
>the black slave owners of the antebellum South
>the jewish slave ship holders who heroically braved the Atlantic to bring African slaves to the New World

Any other ideas Sup Forums?

>americucks are BLACKING anime characters to appease blacks
CANT MAKE THIS UP SMEGPAI DESU

fake picture

>americuck companies
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP GOY
JUST BECOME GAY GOYIM

it's actually probably the most similar country to USA on earth, apart from maybe Canada or Israel

>westerncuck FAMILIES
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMILY

>the former Soviet dictatorship is just like the US

You seem a little desperate friend. Maybe take a break, get some fresh air.

>paintbucket tool
>on a video file

???

>americuck ''''''''''''''MEN''''''''''''''
YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON LOOK WHAT YOU DID, AN ACTUAL AYYYYY LMAOOO

imagine the butthurt

is this true, and is this then a full link with mental degeneracy?
asking for a friend

THE WEST IS DYING BECAUSE YOU C U C K S ARE FALLING FOR JEWISH TRICKS WAKE UP GOY

troll

LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU FILTHY AMERIFAGGOTS AND YOUR FILTHY MEDIA INFLUENCE

HOL UP SENPAI, SO U BEE SAYING WE WUZ KNEEL ARMSTRONG N BUZZ LIGHTYEAR N SHEEIT.
AAAAAAA DIS SHIT WACK G, PASS THE BLUNT.

Perfect casting.

The time is perfect for a Transmet tv show right now.

>Miss Autralia
Kinda makes sense because she's part aboriginal but ok

BY THE SAME LOGIC WHY SWEDEN AND NORWAY ARENT SAMI, THE NATIVES OF SCANDINAVIA THEN YOU FILTHY AMERI C U C K?

Did you make that? Pretty autistic and impressive.

I think you need to take a breather, aboriginals are black and native where as sami are white and native. You see where I'm going with this?

Ohhhhh...

I'M DRINKING COFFEE FROM A POT NONE OF YOU WANNA TOUCH