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>be me >be currently living in Wapan >mfw uni is super strict, can't miss classes and shit >mfw have morning class 3 days a week >wake up at 07:00 every day > Make it to the train station to get to Shinjuku > I am drowsy and half-asleep, barely able to comprehend the complicated reality of the world around me >A train comes at the station but it's one of those "women only" trains that are active at the peak times, just so women don't get fucking squashed in the hurry of normal trains >nvm, keep sleeping at the queue >hear the beep of the doors closing >hear it 2 times, realise sth. is wrong >and then I hear it. The first English sentence of the day, in a god-awful low, feminine, mangina voice "What the fuck do you want, let me go!" >open my eyes and wait a few seconds as my gaze adjusts on the morbidly obese creature blocking the door of the train, furiously fighting with a skinny conductor >Conductor (In Wapanese): Sir, you can't go on this train, it's women only. >The lard monstrosity pays no heed and keeps struggling to get inside, yelling the same "What the hell do u want, I don't understand" >Another conductor comes in, he's kinda bigger and with their efforts combined, both manage to slow this the lard abomination's relentless advance into the crowd of scared, squishy females >The other conductors tries to communicate (Japanese) "Sir, please, you have to wait for the next train." Engurishu: (WOMAN DAKE(dake=only). Woman!" > both guards desperately try to force the foul creature's attention towards a sign pinned on the car that says in large English text "This car is women only between 07:00 and 09:00 on weekdays." >the creature manages to process the information >"I am a trans woman goddamit!!" >my sides
Very funny, but >morning class 3 days a week >wake up at 07:00 every day That's not strict at all, we have morning class every day at 9:00, some days at 8:30, and most of its have to wake up two-three hours before in order to get to class in time
Anthony Morales
continued >The two men look helplessly at the garbled gibberish this hambeast spits at them >Eyes adjust a bit better, able to see this magnificent beast in its entirety >multiple piercings all over the body (Strike 1 in Nippon!) >Fucking ugly tatoos over the entire mass of this landwhale's back (Strike 2,3,4 all the way up to fucking 11 in Nihon!) >shaved head except for red beard like in the picture (not really a strike, but kinda looks like ISIS) >decide to step in, as the monster renews its attempts to get inside the car, apprehended by the best efforts of the two conductors >"Excuse me, they mean to tell you this train is female-only, just wait a bit, the next one is in like 1 minute" >The hambest locks gaze at me >sees A FUCKING WHITE MALE > "Don't tell me what to fucking do, okay? I am a trans woman, goddamit, tell them that, I don't speak Japanese!" > lol,k! > me (in Japanese:) "I don't understand... he says he is a woman and that's why he should get in." >Two conductors look at me, then look at the raging lard abomination, then at me again >"Uhm,.. please tell him he can't board the train, it's only for women and he is NOT a woman. He's delaying the next train, please." >mfw, I'm enjoying this more than I fucking should >"They said you're not a woman and that u can't ride the train, so just step outside." >the walking lard creature looks at me, eyes filled with rage, face grown red from the pressure >"WTF?!, what the- I can't even, nononono, I deal with enough problems already, I'm a trans woman and I have my constitutional rights" >"This is Japan, you have no rights." >gives off a shriek and attempts to hit me with one of its KFC-infused extensions, sprawling the most disgustingly obese fingers I have ever seen!
Nolan Sullivan
>no cellphone pictures at least snap a picture of the women only sign when you post, faggot
Alexander Lewis
>This is Japan, you have no rights
that's a banner
Zachary Thomas
This is why I hate gay men.
Josiah Lee
Ahahahahaha
no fucking way
Luis Lopez
Did you then kick the shit out of his/her ass?
10/10 story btw
Evan Reyes
>this is Japan, you have no rights
Carson White
>This is Japan, you have no rights.
I would fucking pay to witness this.
Aaron Thomas
Is the women-only rule just a train policy or is it the law? If the circus freak had pushed his way onto the train could the conductors have called the police and had the faggot arrested at the next stop?
Liam Moore
continued >the people at the station (bunch of middle-aged kaishains for the most part) are already getting angry at this captious obstacle, blocking their daily lives >The hambeast has made a crucial mistake by attempting to assault me - 1) it is now a delinquent in objective sense, not only an annoying fuck 2) in order to perform the action, it was forced to move one leg and a part of it's massive mass off the car, hence allowing the two men to pull him outside. >the doors instantly start closing >"Nooo, you fucking savages, fucking tell them to let me go" >train leaves with more than a minute delay (kind of a big thing here, especially at the peak hours in the morning) >three more conductors are now free and they all manage to apprehend the ferocious hambeast before it's done any more harm >The bigger guy who first came to help looks at me: "What does he say?" >mfw I don't know how to say savages in Japanese: "basically insulting your mother and saying bad stuff about the Japanese people" >everyone around already looks like they want to stomp the poor lard ball >conductor "Please inform him he is no longer welcome to board the train at this station." >me: "You can't board the train anymore, lardo" >it: "WHAT?! But I have to go to a convention in Shibuya, wtf?! How am I supposed to go there?!" >it's already fully tomato complexion and breathing heavily, while bathing in its own sweat, due to the massive exhaustion of fighting the conductors for the better part of a minute) >one conductor who apparently speaks some English (or prolly just heard Shibuya, desu :D) smiles nefariously and says "T-a-k-u-s-h-i-i" >some people actually laugh (taxis are kind of a rip-off, especially in the fucking central part of Tokyo) >I convey his words to the immobilised abomination before me >doesn't speak, only breathes heavily and looks all around with seering hatred >next train arrives and the conductors quickly escort it out of the station Score one for the patriarchy boys !
Logan Reyes
Nice roleplay, didn't read.
Ryan Carter
nice read
Evan Rivera
This. When I was at uni, I used to get up at 6 to take the train 7 and arrive before 8. I had classes 5 days a week. OP must be American.
Adam Cox
>Takushii >Not "WALK THERE YOU FAT FREAK" Damn, the Japanese really can restrain themselves. :^)
Connor Barnes
Why did Japan allow this obese psychotic faggot into their country? I thought they had standards.
Brandon Howard
Wtf I hate Japan now
Nuke #3 when??
Cameron Long
I don't know if you're telling the truth or not but that is fucking hilarious, I'm going to use this to trigger some college kids tomorrow! Thanks user!
Parker Scott
The Japanese people sound amazing, I kinda want to go over there and travel across their country (I'm into hill-walking and exploring rural areas), but I also don't want to sully that pure country..
Chase Morales
>a human like that existing in Japan
It's a good story, but I'm calling bullshit. The social stigma alone would turn this... "thing" into a NEET overnight. If grorious, honorabre Nihongo men have trouble fitting into ching chong society, there's no way a Tumblrista has gainful employment.
Nathan Martinez
But I thought you lot still hunted wales?
Nathan Torres
Too bad he didn't try this shit in Saudi Arabia. I would have enjoyed watching him get his head chopped off on liveleak.
Lincoln Torres
The freakazoid is probably some trust fund baby visiting Japan for an anime convention.
Colton Wood
You did good user, you did good.
Andrew Campbell
should have shot the uruly beast with a dart and displayed him at Tokyo Zoo.
Ryder Lopez
He sounds like a tourist to me; because of the convention thing.
What kind of convention would that be, anyway?
John Scott
Good work nipp Good work
Luis Moore
what are you doing in Japan, mate?
Cameron Flores
Nice read, still a very Cool Story Bro.
Anthony Diaz
>What kind of convention would that be, anyway? weebs learn from animu & mangos that Comiket(comic market) is Japan's premiere fan-made hentai convention, but there's a few others in tokyo alone
>"T-a-k-u-s-h-i-i" what did he mean by this?
Sebastian Ortiz
Not saying this is BS, but only one car per train is Women Only during those times, the conductors don't stand out on the platform and enforce it (and like hell they'd delay a train for it), and they sure wouldn't physically restrain/move a customer, that's for the cops, and even they don;t get touchy with people.
And the idea they'd ask a random foreigner for help is laughable, they have English staff in the city. I live up north and have my N1 and even then had cops/train conductors/taxi drivers all say they're fine with a no nihongo foreigner over taking my help.
I guess I am calling BS, but whatever, enjoy your story, I'm going to bed soon.
Landon Diaz
it means taxi
Julian Russell
It's how the japanese pronouce "taxi"
Benjamin Nguyen
Oh, and I'm not seeing any conventions in Shibuya for today with a simple Google search.
Comiket is in December/August, in Odaiba, quite a way away from Shinjuku and Shibuya.
Logan Moore
how are nips towards you? do they show interest? do they respect you? how about girls?
my sides went with your story
Samuel Martinez
toppu kekko
Mason Allen
how do I move to Japen? is living there like irl eroge
Sebastian Russell
>this is Japan you have no rights >mfw
Oliver Wilson
So anyway OP, wouldn't the women have reacted somehow to that guy? Did they try to yell at him or push him?
Colton Johnson
Leave Bronson alone, hes a treasure.
Oliver Perez
Takushii is the name of the guy from naruto that carries people around for money.
Josiah Watson
Japanese doesn't have a word for "Taxi" so they just use the english word for it. It just sounds different because of their accent.
Josiah Myers
Hahahahahaha, this needs a live action adaptation
Eli Bennett
wow, thanks guys, this is my very first Sup Forums-worthy story it's awesome to see so much approval
I snapped it as it was leaving, when I realised I had no proof of this awesomeness I think it's law, because of the severe traffic conditions (you literally don't need to hold on, people are squeezed so tightly towards each other, it's like a can of sardine. But arresting a gaijin is kinda problematic, because of international conditions. My pleasure! For what it's worth, it's 100% legit, I don't have enough imagination for this kind of story You know... they have an entire TV show, literally making fun of foreigners, mostly targeting NEET types who came here for meido cafe's... B-but... respect muh pronouns! idk, the creature had no real representative scar upon its body, the tatoos were just a basic-bitch stamp
Ethan Stewart
As much as I enjoyed this story, I'm kind of disappointed they even let foreigners full of piercings and tattoos into Japan. Or fat ones for that matter.
Kayden Ramirez
>"This is Japan, you have no rights."
Hudson Hughes
I guess tourism is a valuable source of money for Japan, so they let these "inviduals" in and don't give a shit as long as they spend cash, won't couse trouble or overstay their visit .
Xavier Thompson
based story OP
kek approves of your actions
Kevin Perry
Checked, and AFAIK, it's a train company rule (that several companies follow) adopted after women started attacking guys who groped them.
Spouse or work visa if you want to stay over 90 days. Find a job with a multinational company, or be a teacher are the most common.
>But arresting a gaijin is kinda problematic, because of international conditions.
Top kek, that;s a load of shit, they'll arrest anyone violating a law, and if you doubt me, walk into a Koban and piss on the floor, or smoke weed, wait a week, than ask for a blood test for it, hospital would call the cops, and proof of use is par with possession.
Jonathan Cox
it depends on each like, I guess, since they're managed by different companies, they way I found out about this rule is because a conductor had actually put his hand in front of me and told me I can't board one of these trains. They didn't delay it, the thing did it also escalated the scene, so they had no idea how to react. Also nobody asked me for help, I said I stepped in myself BTW showing off with N1, as if it's super difficult to get lol It's... normal I guess, some children have asked to touch my hair I have a gf, so not really looking for anything, but I don't know any other foreign student who got a gf here, sorry to bust ur bubble uhm, I don't remember vividly at all, I guess they were just kinda creeped out, I mean as the other gaijin-kun said, this is not a rule that is super strictly enforced
Adam Miller
np I cannot go back now learning full japanese mode since months ago and planning to work there in near future if possible at my fields career.
Isaac Stewart
This kind.
Camden Kelly
>it depends on each like, I guess, since they're managed by different companies, they way I found out about this rule is because a conductor had actually put his hand in front of me and told me I can't board one of these trains. >They didn't delay it, the thing did it also escalated the scene, so they had no idea how to react.
But it's only one or two cars, regardless of the line, which line did you get on? This is easy to look up.
>Also nobody asked me for help, I said I stepped in myself
Not your sempai, but that's a good way to get a BS arrest. Landwhale shoves you, you hit a passer-by falling, cops ask who hit them, you get pinched. Happened to a friend who stepped in to a fight.
>BTW showing off with N1, as if it's super difficult to get lol
I doubt you have it, lemme guess, MEXT kiddie? And sorry for ruining your lie/fantasy, you could have kept it up if you didn;t get all asspained there.
Anthony Foster
wtf am I looking at
Brayden Morgan
Japan sounds so ultimate comfy, even if it's just for the lack of subhumans and organized and well functioning public transportation.
Jace Smith
kek'd and chek'd
Hudson Young
What fucking time do you think youll have to be up for work?
Adrian Wilson
this sounds authentic
>wherever you go, you will always be an amerilard
Jason Perry
1) Yeah, nice try bro 2) Idk about that, but it does sound like Japan 3) I've never even heard of that before and no, I don't have an N1, I haven't been here long enough 4) asspainted lol, keep dreaming faggot
Dylan Lopez
You'll get a tourist visa but unless special dispensations are made, there is no way for fatties to pass the health examination required for a work permit.
Jose Reed
OP, what kinda gaijin are you? American, European, Australian, or none of those?
Kayden Garcia
If we go there, we're the dirty foreigners. inb4 "Really makes you think..."
Another nail in the coffin that is multiculturalism.
Carter Phillips
>some children have asked to touch my hair So you're a nigger?
Parker Reyes
Checked, here's all the lines that go through JR's Shinjuku stations (the subways go through separate, but connected stations, so they're not listed), can find one where there's more than one "Women Only"car from which they would have directed your fictional monster IRL?
shitskins have it good in our countries. I can't wait until Nippon is completely subverted by the jews so I can leech off wellfare and complain about yellow privilege
Sebastian Rogers
Lmao that's what I was thinking
Jacob Bennett
>"This is Japan, you have no rights."
Gabriel Bailey
>mfw uni is super strict, can't miss classes and shit
Not to derail your thread OP, but holy shit, right? They are borderline autistic with time there.
I remember once I got chewed out (but politely because professor was from Kyoto) because I was legit 30 seconds late.
Good thing is, Japanese are intimidating at all, so it's basically like getting chewed out by your old loving aunt.
Andrew Mitchell
Toasting in epic bread
Jordan Lee
kek
Jayden Taylor
>the guy who pulls out his wallet Every time
Nicholas Williams
European no, but my hair is blond and kinda wavy, which is weird here you're beyond pathetic at this point inb4 Ainu lives matter and Koreans deserve full citizenship movements. Oh, and don't forget yellow guilt-trip over warcrimes!
Ayden Martinez
What a nice read, thanks OP.
Cooper Perez
do you know what's happening here
Levi Moore
I don't care if it's fake or not. It's a good story.
Also if the police were called that freak is getting deported and banned from the country for a few years for sure. Japanese police ALWAYS arrest gaijin if they've committed a crime, and Japanese courts have a 99% conviction rate of anyone arrested.
Easton Long
ITT: Shit that never happened
Blake Jones
do you know whats happening here
Grayson Lopez
true! I was told a guy almost got fired for showing up a couple of minutes late fore work ONCE! It's insane, especially considering how they barely do anything once they actually get to their work places :D Same for lectures - 1/2 of the hall is on their laptops/phones/sleeping, but nobody cares as long as they're here on time
Isaac Howard
They're pretty cool. Just gotta be respectful and not make a scene
Hudson Foster
>Simple evidence that contradicts your cool story >"Ree, you're pathetic! Stop ruining my special time!"
Anyway, have fun. BTW, are you a woman? Because
this image is clearly reflecting the overhead luggage rack behind whoever took it, which means you/they were allowed in the woman's-only carriage
Bentley Turner
>most of its have to wake up two-three hours before in order to get to class in time Is it because you use the same shitty IC4 trains you sold Denmark?
Henry Johnson
pretty much. most peaceful place I've been to anyway. Just gotta integrate
Julian Kelly
breddy gud, 5/10
Levi Mitchell
Could be worse, the trains they sold us were so shitty they fell apart and had to be taken out of service.
Buying Italian equipment, never again.
Nicholas Wilson
This.
What is the japanese equivalent of ficki-ficki?
Dominic Lopez
post picture...???????????/
Caleb Young
>Oh, and I'm not seeing any conventions in Shibuya for today with a simple Google search.
so much autism
laugh at the story, it doesn't matter if it's fake you pleb
nothing personell kid
Samuel Martin
No, but my university is in another region from where I live, and the train takes an hour to get there.
Nolan Thompson
If you speak japanese and know where the gaijin hunters like to party you will get laid plenty. But no, it isn't like an eroge. I went to hs there for a year and the high school girls I knew were prudish as fuck. Not that I didn't get any.
John Brooks
>man loses tiny bt of hope he didn't have.jif
Luis Ross
>laugh at the story, it doesn't matter if it's fake you pleb
You should tell a story about a 100% British man who drives away all the Pakis, that'd be laughable and a lie.
Ian White
I just don't understand how all the women aren't craving the healthy white dingus though? I've been to onsens, it's rare to see a dude with enough equipment to even make a girl gag, let alone satify her.
Lucas Perez
Did I hear something about japanese trains? I fucking love japanese trains!
Grayson Garcia
Louis Mountbatten? Charles Canning?
now tell me where Japan would be without Thomas Blake Glover
did you ever hear the story of how Japan was conquered by the Brits? pretty fucking funny how their entire country surrendered once they realized our guns had vastly superior range, kek
Bentley Morris
>"This is Japan, you have no rights."
Carter Lee
the women are pretty tighter too
Asher Green
>Louis Mountbatten
BTFO my potato niggers
>did you ever hear the story of how Japan was conquered by the Brits?
I seem to recall they took Singapore from the Brits on bicycles. Pretty funny,