Theoretically...

Theoretically, would it be legal for a director to shoot footage of one or multiple animals spontaneously fighting in the wild to use under cinematic context for his movie?

The human obviously lol this is fucking retarded

Do these animals have real work intelligence or make believe intelligence?

Good luck shooting 7 bulls coming at you

>a human with a gun defending you from an onslaught of 1000 rats attacking you

>Letting animals fight to the death, which is something that they do in nature, is morally reprehensible
>Locking animals up in a cage, breeding and slaughtering them in a factory is fine
This timeline truly is fascinating

I'll take the 15 wolves. They work as a pack and can out run and out endure the other animals. Obviously, there's no situation where any one selection would be able to defeat the other eight, of course.

The correct answer is the 50 eagles

>Be chilling with your feathered bros
>See danger afoot
>Signal them to lift you up an carry you to safety

Repeat until the other kill eachother

Step on the rats

The falcons would probably be your best bet because they could distract everything else while you run away. Not like you have much of a chance with any of these choices anyway.

You have to take the sniper.
If the sniper is trying to kill you you're automatically fucked, since none of the animals can do shit to protect you.

The gun can be any gun, a minigun would work or a grenade launcher

>Eagles
>Falcons
They're hawks morons

who could defeat him?

How would you step on 1000 rats at the same time? You'd get swarmed, and rats can bite through flesh very easily.

The more I look over it, the more the saltwater crocodiles look like the best option
>20 feet long
>Massive bite force, once they bite they will roll around, tearing off limbs
>Incredibly tough, scaly skin
>There's nine of them
Rats and falcons can't hurt them, they can easily take on all the other animals there one v one. Only issue is that they may get overwhelmed.

those are mice

Am I being trolled or does no one notice they're mice, not rats.

hes obviously holding a hunting rifle.

slow as fuck, and he can miss.

pick the bears. they'll provide cover and they'll fuck everyone up/.

whole other story. no one fucks with hippos.

Bears don't understand enough about guns to provide effective cover. He can just ignore them and shoot you.

The Eagles, easily. They have the flight advantage and can kill or maim basically anything else with ease. Everything else is a mostly even fight, with the exception of rats.

>why is this on Sup Forums instead of Sup Forums
>the correct choice is obviously 50 falcons
I'd like to see any of these things fight 50 fucking falcons

Climb a tree dumbass

Rats are afraid of trees

>20 posts in
>people are still identifying buzzards as falcon, hawk or even fucking eagle

Retards

>can never go inside because falcons will be fucking useless
no thanks I do my shitposting at home like god intended

they wouldn't fight for me either but this is fantasy. bear is bigger = cover.

>Seriously thinking that 50 Hawks can do shit against crocodiles, bears, wolves, and lions
What the fuck can a hawk even do to a crocodile? It wouldn't even get through the scales. Meanwhile crocodiles are known to eat birds for break fast snacks.

it's a kestrel fuck you

yipee ki aye mr falcon

They can lift it up high and drop it

>people still pick categories other than crocodile

Nine saltwater crocodiles will fuck up any of the other animals there.
In a one v one, crocodile will always beat lions, bears, cows. And there's nine of them. Do the math you fucks. Crocodiles are known to eat lions in Africa. They are nature's massive killing machines.

steel toe boots you fuck

They can peck their eyes out
Easy

Rats would beat them easily: blind them and just eat them from the belly up
Hawks would peck their eyes out

where does it say you get steel toe boots? fucking idiot

He is a hunter right?

What do you think hunters wear you fuck

doesnt say I dont get prep time does it

This. A maximum sized crocodile can 1v1 any other terrestrial animal on the planet except for elephants and rhinos.

The only choice known to be able to kill every animal on that list is the hunter.