/nfl/ general: Jags edition

NE: Gronkowski (back) reportedly absent at practice
PIT:PFT: Some limited partners want Tomlin out
PHI:DeFilippo expected to get 2nd interview w/ARI
PIT:Roethlisberger hints he wants Haley to stay
TEN:GM thinks Mariota will 'adapt' to new coach
PIT:Munchak gets second interview with Cardinals
FA:Ben McAdoo interviewing for Browns OC job
CAR:Wilks still 'in the mix' for Cardinals job
TB:Licht: Doug Martin 'wasn't ever the same'
CIN:McCarron wanted 'opportunity' to start in CLE
LAR:Titans will interview Rams OC LaFleur for HC
SF:Ken Norton rejoins Seahawks as D-Coordinator

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jags = owl
also get lost discordfags

Vikes = owl

>spreading fake news
Soon jaggies

Who does Alex Smith play for next year

Imagine being this irrelevant

>Gronkowski (back) reportedly absent at practice
He got injured vs the Titans or just a backache?

I found it

>white people
>yuropoors

why didn't he try to grab the other leg

>Eagles have been one of the most successful teams of the last 20 years, appearing in 6 Conference championship games, only behind New England

>NE: Gronkowski (back) reportedly absent at practice

HAA BRADY ABOUT TO GET EXPOSED AT HOME WITHOUT HIS BLANKET

>fournette involved in a minor car accident
>not injured, drove home himself
>signed the bumper of a fan

Shady Brady and Belicheat already at work, huh?

>you now realise Bortles has the same amount of playoff wins in his career as Tony Romo

>one of the most successful team of the last 20 years
>zero championships

Oh I am laffin

>Some limited partners want Tomlin out
I like him, but it's time to go. It's not working.

Meanwhile 0 NFCCG appearances by your team in that span, plus some.

The Eagles have won a playoff game, a conference title, and a championship more recently than your lions

Browns

Lmao
What in the fucking hell is this?

Im not a lions fan lmao

who's available though?
haley is a cancer
i don't even know your DC and he clearly is not very good
Patricia, McDaniels and a couple others are pretty much off the board already

There goes my sides

because then he loses the other one and gronk could have jumped

>Canada

>haha I'm not a lions fan I swear!
We know it's you, Detoileaf

Nah, I know you, you the Cowboys leaf.

me and you irl

at least they get international housing inside your brain, 'nuck

Vikings:
-triumphant return to the SB is getting disemboweled by Brady at home
-immediate SB hangover activated, higher expectations and a larger regression to be expected in 2018
-contention window screwed up
the Vikes aren't ready
Eagles:
-Defense peaking, top 3 defensive line
-Locker room added several 1 year deal vets with playoff experience, they expected to go as far as possible in postseason
-Eagles strength along both lines makes them a better match against Brody
-Even if they lose there's no fear of the SB hangover because you-know-who is coming back

This is embarrassing for you guys, doesn't take a genius to see Philly is a dumpster franchise

>Eagles
>Go 13-3 and despite a team riddled with injuries and missing your star QB you make it to the NFCCG

>Cowboys
>Go 13-3 and then blow it in your first postseason game despite a fully healthy and rested team

Is this like a frat thing? Why?

>That endzone ref grinning the whole time
Kek. Also, Wtf was 31 doing the whole time this is going on?

>I've been a Patriots fan this whole time! Why won't you believe me!

geez, it's like they didn't go against Aaron rodgers who is literally the best QB after tom brady

Oh shit, lmao
And they got beat by a team that got BTFO by the Failcons.
>Cowcucks
>the state of Tiki

Why don't you want free money Sup Forums?

i honestly forgot the cowboys existed. their fans have been so quiet lately
the general is a delight without them, even you eagles guys are better

If either NFC team wins the bowl, they'll have memorable meme plays from the divisional round that will be looked back upon.

>80957536
>NE: Gronkowski (back) reportedly absent at practice.

Fucker, you almost gave me a heart attack.

>DAMAGE CONTROL W-WE DEM BOIZ

>CLE: Browns win owl for first time

>implying i'm a soyboys fan
HA HA HA

>Bortles has gotten further in the playoffs as a starting qb than Romo did his entire career

we know exactly how well things go when you face Erin

thanks russia. honestly I'm expecting a close loss to the vikes but the fact that we came this far already can only bode well for the team, even in the face of near constant NFCE parity.

I'll end up remembering the plays where the Falcons used 7 blockers on 4 lineman

Every h*cking time

>h-heh I'm totally not a cowcuck

>damage control someone else's team
even worse d e s u

Patricia and McDaniels haven't signed anything and the Steelers job would be far more attractive than the Lions and Colts jobs. It wouldn't be shocking at all to see one of them back out of their commitment and go to Pittsburgh.

>kisses his bud
>throws the fag
>friend picks up fag
>gets raped with a chair
what in the fuck is going on in this vid

Which dynasty is better: The 2001-2004 3 in 4 Patriots, or the 2014-2017 3 in 4 Patriots?

Why does Rivers stay with this garbage-ass team?

He has 8 kids and doesn't want to move hundreds/thousands of miles away.

Stockholm Syndrome.

being this worked.
>imaging letting the soyboys live in your head rent free
LMAO

Because he has a gorillian kids who have friends and that

Because he is overrated garbage

Are you fucking meatheads still watching this shit? Shouldn't you be taking a knee?

Gay foreplay.

...

N-nani

>h-heh imma master troller I troll u...

Kill yourself.

>Typcial_Austrailians.webm

Can any falcons fans give me the straight dope on the loss to the iggles? How much of it was poor play on Ryan's part vs. good defense on the Eagle's part?

Asking Falcons fans only obviously because there's no way I'll get a straight answer from some iggles faggot

So memes aside, is Minny good enough to beat NE?

>you now realize that wins are not a QB statistic
>or at least you would if you weren't a brainwashed E!SPN drone

WORKED

this maymay will never ever not make me laugh
thank the good lord for shannon sharpe
your mom was the one who took a knee for me last night

01-04 had the better defense
14-17 had the much better offense ( minus the OL )

Ranking them:
04 > 14 > 03 (> 17) > 16 > 01.

Elite pass rush beats Brady. Eagles have the biggest chance desu.

>tfw 0 NFCCG's in 50+ years of existence
Someone fucking kill me

Not a failcons fan, but definitely the offense. Defense held the Eagles to 15, should be a winning recipe

>all these seething simps working themselves into a worked shoot like the jabroni marks they are

smdh

>your mom was the one who took a knee for me last night


good one rebbit

MUH SEAN LEE

Suka Blyads?

...

Go jack off to cuckold porn, Sup Forums

Sean Lee is the KUH-WAR-TUR-BACK of the Dallas Cowboys and will throw for 25+ TDs next season.

>implying either of those memes are better than HOL UP man

i agree with you
but i'm glad i'll never be this SEETHING over regular trash talking/memeing

What makes someone a good fan?

if the cowboys had Sean Lee under center they would have beaten Rodgers

Jags are the toughest match-up for the Patriots, they get pressure rushing 4 and have good cover corners. but the Patriots will kill their undersized LBs with RB screens and Gronk.

If the Pats beat the Jags they'll win the Super Bowl

>still trying to pull off the "I wuz jus pretendin 2 b a cowcuck ha ha..." angle

Sad!

Who ready for Kendricks bowl?

*insert loudmouth Ramsey here*

rip Spike tv
F

I didn't say they were better. There probably isn't a coach available right now that's better. I just answered user's question about who would be available for hire if he's canned.

>kill their undersized lbs with rb screens and gronk
Gronk maybe but all of their rbs are manlets

>say a thing about football in a football thread
>U MAD U MAD TROLOLOLOLO
Wew

Have you seen someone try to tackle Dion Lewis? He's gonna have a day.

Eagles have best front 4, fucko.

I'm glad Myke stayed with the Eagles and turned his career around. Hitting rock bottom can be a good thing if it tanks your trade value and the team can't get rid of you.

YA DING DONG DIDDLY SEETHING!

>spamming overused stale memes is saying a thing about football

Nice try, we can tell you're a false flagging Eagles fan.

No, they don't. Jax only blitzes on 16% of plays, last in the league. Philly is 7th, over 35%. And Brady kills the blitz.

What did le hol up man mean by this?