Tfw no German gf to speak to me in her lovely, harsh language

>tfw no German gf to speak to me in her lovely, harsh language

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>german
>harsh

GERMAN IS BEAUTIFUL

youtube.com/watch?v=m09a7pF-vEc

It is indeed.

How does this sound to non German speakers?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZfZtm49qPy4
Just a song from someone with a somewhat good voice, very little dialect and without trying to sound aggressiv.

I like to listen to random German languages. I'm so used to Romance, German sounds kinda original.

youtu.be/G9sVcRxopJU

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Much more pleasant and melodic than Eng*Ish for sure, but from Germanic languages the best sounding one is Swedish in my humble opinion.

Just be Asian. No joke but German girls love East Asian boys especially Koreans.

>Just be Asian. No joke but German girls love East Asian boys especially Koreans.

Why are Asians so powerful?

>harsh
can this meme finally die please? so boring

What's your favourite German word? Mine is schmetterling.

Arbeitsunfähigkeitsversicherung

Ma sono un uomo :(

Nothing compared to the power of a true Italian stallion.

people constantly say this in the US, it's residual anti-German sentiment mostly from the WWI era and right before that. German culture in the US has gotten a pretty rough deal for a long time

Sounds good but... why is he using a cloth diaper?

>Germans with brown eyes

that is what happens when all your women fuck refugees

I liker :3

germanics are protoceltics, not nordics

Germans with brown eyes are weird, they could pass as locals here desu

You wish,moortuguese

i'm a german with blond hair and greenish brown eyes

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No need to be rude, after all you colonised the area I'm from. If there is something wrong with my genes, it's your fault desu.

>he doesn't have blue eyes

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yeah right Jamal

HAS SHEE BEEN BLACKED YET??!11

Kanake Raus

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>Invades and settles area
>Memes when I see people that look like them

Gee how weird am I right.

I'm not talking about Portugal itself, I'm talking about my area, hence, the local.

top bantz handler.

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Shhh, go settle someplace else pls

Have you ever tried standing on stage for 2 hours without a break?

Well, while most do have blue eyes you also find brown eyes quite often. Especially in the south.

>German women
:3 :3 :3 :3

>tattoo
dropped

How about American born Koreans?

hans... easy on the retina

what you betas are totally human nonwhites don’t get is that good German girls don’t touch non-German men. And the same goes for any decent woman of any ethnicity

>tatto
my condolences

Sounds pretty good.
The instrumentation is impeccable.

Based Schubert
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>How about American born Koreans?

Do you know how to style your hair and dress like a Korean? Part of the reason why kpop is so popular among Western white teen is because of their style.

got shivers down my spine

really really good

anything similar to this? that chorus is mad melodic

but the dancing is autistic lmfao

For example the girl above is a German model (see some of her work here) and she is dating a Korean guy.

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t. Ryan Wu

Do Germans get angry when we fuck their girls.

I don’t want to start a war.

What is it with Europeans and Americans getting cucked by Asians and Blacks?

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>What is it with Europeans and Americans getting cucked by Asians and Blacks?


>black
Where's my designated white gf?

She's waiting for you down in georgia.

Is there German dialects that "float" better? This is west-norwegian.

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that’s your mind on selective pictures. most Europeans find nonwhites disgusting stupid animals with no agency, especially refugees welcome and “cucked”crowd. Sure some hipster might talk about civil rights for a minute a two over a joint, but he would hit and run over a negro or half caste arab with no remorse or desire to report to police. We are deeply supremacist

have you?

gay und schlecht

Do you germans understand this?

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Do Germans have "Volkisch" music like this? Or perhaps something like this: youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE

Every search I do returns accordion based songs. Is this style of music a 21st century meme?

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Yes, of course they have.
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Wrong link

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Only when I see the written lyrics;not when its sung

I thought you were being funny.

This is pretty good. Thanks.

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>tfw can make out some words
I need to stop being lazy about my study

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slightly above average slags

the dude singing this is Bavarian, right? Hochdeutsch doesn't have that rolled r afaik

This is also from them. That guy can even sing Falsetto which is really nice. (and kinda gay)
youtube.com/watch?v=AOr6XisdBlM

More modern stuf like that comes to mind:
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huh, this is the only Pennsylvania Dutch I've heard that doesn't just sound like an American speaking German poorly.

er sieht aus und klingt zu gay, kann ich das Lied nicht geniessen uezs

verpiss dich du dreckiger normiehurensohn

>ich
>normie
duhm?

what is the opinion of the austrian accent? is it mocked at all?

i'm trying to figure out exactly what kind of german my grandfather spoke. he born in 1923 in a little village in carinthia.

also post austrian german things pls

lüg nicht. du warst viele monate nicht im faden weil du normie bist

>mfw opa telling me he would have a dirty sock shoved in his mouth if he got caught speaking german here

this was mid 1930s usa

ich war zu deprimiert

>also post austrian german things pls

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bist du nicht der itaker mit den 8 tischen in der kleinen wohnung?
wenn du nicht dieser bastard bist, dann möchte ich mich aufrichtig bei dir ob meiner anfeindungen entschuldigen.

This is pretty good:
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Also kinda popular right now:
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Overall the dialect is kinda cute.
The one in Vienna is fucking disgusting, tho.

>eye color = race

faggot

butthurt amerispic detected

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I get the general gist of it and understand sometimes a third, sometimes two thirds of a sentence, but mostly just because I can pick out words

Aggressive and angry

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my ancestors were such noble people and so connected to nature

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her eyes are great, most of the "brown" eyed arabs/blacks/refugees tend to be much darker

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I find that Asians tend to have the darkest of eyes.

considering you are browsing Sup Forums you probably haven't, and if yes then it was probably mediocre at best.
However, there is no reason to get angry over this because
a)the fact that you try to impress others with the random sluts you fucked makes you look like an uncharismatic piece of shit aka tryhard Chad
b)we fuck other countrys women too so that would be quite hypocritical
and
c)I literally don't know you or the people you fucked, why should I care?

>No blonde blue-eyed germanic princess to look me in the eyes and whisper "i love dick"