Brit/pol/ - Waddup Edition

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>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the house of lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: Chris Graying
>Islamic Overwatch sec: Peppa Pig

SACKED

>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632

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The weak should fear the strong.

kek

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>No Cheif Mouser position in the OP

C'mon lad

Will Priti get a position, lads?

Labour’s NEC is still ironing out the new rules. After raising the bar for the one-off voters by increasing the one-off fee to £25, they’re now discussing the affiliated supporters.

So far, they’ve decided only people who joined affiliated organisations before January 12 can vote – as long as they register soon - exact date for that tbc.

britpinoy

dude you forgot to add crabb to the OP

I'm going to be disappointed if she doesn't, some of May's picks so far have been terrible.

hopefully

Stop posting this
>nobody here talks to women anyways

I can think of a few positions I'd put her in

DWP maybe, now that Crabb has gone

This

How many positions are left?
Is May's cabinet good overall so far?

I love how Labour have effectively become defunct now and are in total disarray.

Will it be like the Lib Dems again? Are UKIP going to become the opposition?

Hey lads the police are going door to door to see if people have licenses for nettles.

Problem is - I don't have a licence.

And my garden is filled with them.

What the fuck do I do? How long am I going down for???

>Andrea Leadsom at number 10

>MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC
>MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC
>MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC
>MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC

I've got a few positions in mind

He retains it, lad. Based Larry

>Czech
>Double-Dubs

Way too many white faces so far, Britain loves its virtue signalling so she will return in some form

This is the right answer.

press still mum about Leadsom's new position

>Is May's cabinet good overall so far?
Disappointing and ridiculously safe.

dlmhr he rea fl jmald lmvbl. dlmhr he rea fl jmald elj. eflo al, oepg begd.

Missionary.

Secretary of going back.

(((Fallon)))

>Bozza jozza foreign
>Liam fox back

Hmm yes """""safe"""""

DAMIAN GREEN is Work and Pensions.

What a cunt he is

Damian Green for DWP

secretary of state for mothers

>czech

Why the hell did she keep Jeremy Hunt?

He is an utter cretin, and pretty much universally hated.

This is what happens when you ban guns.

>Argentina
I fought you little bastards in the Gulf.

Gawjus.....just gawjus

It's alright lad just tell them a WHITE MALE put them there in the night. You might get a fine for possession but as long as you let them inspect your cutlery drawer you should be fine

>Damian Green - Work and Pensions

FUCK. PRITI ON SUICIDE WATCH

top lad

Other than the expense scandal Liam Fox is a pretty standard Tory lad.

when will gook change the name into czechia?

you answered your own question mate

Pale, male and stale

The fact he left the cabinet in disgrace means he isn't "safe"

Leadson for DEFRA

Leadsom at DEFRA

Yes.

Doggystyle

Andrea Leadsom - DEFRA

LEADSOM GETS DEFRA

Good for her to get experience as a real minister, but not a plum job, probably as good as she could expect to get from May

There is no one in the country better at pissing off unions. Once his work there is done she'll move him to Education to screw with the NUT, NASUWT and NUS.

Either she's based af and really hates unions OR it's a tactical play to keep unions backing Corbyn and not shifting to the centre. Either way it's a good thing

>FUCKING JAVID

leadsom at defra

Literally nobody cares or even remembers about that other than the Guardian.

David Sajiv just been into number 10

Fox Hunting coming back confirmed.

DEFRA

CHRIST IT'S A NON JOB

he's being appointed to the Secretary of Bus Driving

DEFRA confirmed

You mean Tomeemio "proud2bcheck" Okamura?

WE HAVE A TOKEN PAKI BANKER.

Ahh yes a reply from somebody who's been politically aware for less than a year or two

WTF does DEFRA stand for?

>it's a tactical play to keep unions backing Corbyn and not shifting to the centre

Why is that a good thing? Doesn't she want the support of the unions?

Seems mostly decent.
Hammond is a safe pair of hands, not as politically manipulative as Boy George was.
Foreign looking departments are Brexit dominated.
Domestic departments don't look bad. But I have no real idea about Rudd, Geeening (who I don't think is bad) or Truss.

Personally I would have liked a change in defence, don't like how Fallon handled the defence budget.

Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs

google.co.uk/search?q=defra

>she just needs a chauffeur and wanted to get his dad's phone number

Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs

i need to set up my second monitor at times like these

Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs

holy shit these threads are stupid as fuck
just shut up we dont care about what edition it is

give me pussy edition then

Leadsome is a WI type woman so it's a good fit desu

dept of environment, food and rural affairs

Yeah bro, the press are totally going to run Fox through the mud for having a gay lover on the side.

Moaned at by farmers and blamed for flooding

>n-n-not in there user

>Tory
>support of the unions
Fucking what?

We had a Larry edition a while ago, user.

Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs

>A fucking star spangled banner

Fuck me, wiki autists move quick

Yes lad the Tories are well known for their Union support

...Unions will never, ever support any party other than Labour. Keeping unions loyal to Corbyn guarantees they will continue to be unelectable.

>it's another lost yank episode

When Priti arrives you will get your wish burgerfriend.

>zipper going all the way down
it's like an invitation

I swear she's the new top mummy

thanks a lot now i'm hard

>not fully zipped

Why has he not got a cabinet position?!

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Hell yes I'm Truss enuss

Pretty Patel when?

RE?

he doesn't want one

Leader of the House of Commons

>PRAISE BE WITH KEK