OUTTA MY WAY FRENCH SLUTS

OUTTA MY WAY FRENCH SLUTS

SUBHUMAN JERK WITH SKIN LIKE USED CONDOMS

FUCK YOU SKINNY FAT NOOB FIGHT ME AND YOU WILL GET SLAP BAD

YOU BAD ACTOR NO GOOD GUY

Will he ever recover from that cuck joke?

but he's fat

Only reason he's getting jobs is because he's "that fat guy". Zero fucking talent or charisma.

probably not, it looked like one of those humiliating watershed moments he'll remember for the rest of his life, and it was all caught on camera

Funniest thing is that the faggot already did this once and instantly stopped getting roles.

how long will it last this time?

Do you think he has lots of loose skin? He must have really. Will he have had it removed and be full of scars? No way his body looks 'normal'.

Maybe he has enough money to last him the rest of his life and he'd rather be happy and healthy than continue to be an disgusting fatass

>www is-jonah-hill-fat-or-thin-this-week com

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Yes he does. In the pic of him in the shirt you could see his nipples being very low likely because of moob flaps

Jewna Hill Feldstein.

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Did he lose weight from aids or meth?

How do actors generally lose and gain weight so quickly between roles?
Dunno senpai, extreme diet plan + whatever drugs they can get their hands on.

they get worms

yep loose skin

How tall is he? He looks very short and that will also impact the lines and stretched natuere of his anus and skin

lol

165cm

Wow, he is tiny. That is probably an exaggerated height too. Little lard ass

>exaggerated height
it's celebheights you pleb, it's 100% spot on

I bet you he is 5'4". I can tell. He is a genetic mutant and is not 5' 6

>I bet you he is 5'4". I can tell. He is a genetic mutant and is not 5' 6
celebheights is NEVER wrong

I can tell you are a manlet from your posts

i'm 5' 8"

Subhuman. I am 6' 1 and still wish I was taller. 6'2 in shoes. You are like an ant to me

>You are like an ant to me
dude i'm 5 inches shorter than you

all i'm trying to do is say jonah is a manlet at 5' 6" rather than a turbomanlet at 5' 4"

manlet height

Anything that starts with a 5 is pathetic you tiny fool. We are worlds apart.

Wow, look at those heels.

shut up
>We are worlds apart.
we're 5 inches apart
>heels
that's a shadow because he's standing on a log

Now I know your taking the piss 5'8 is manlet as fuck.

shut the fuck up

Your small stature has clearly made you unstable. You are closer to the size of a doll than a normal man. Get help. Your tiny brain is fried and you are sinking fast.

Keep in mind that your manlet status also gives you narrow shoulders and a weak frame that makes you look vastly inferior to tall men.

t. 6'2"

yawn

>Keep in mind that your manlet status also gives you narrow shoulders and a weak frame
wrong, i have disproportionately small legs and a large torso

There's a reason girls ask for your height on tinder profiles.

It literally matters over all else.

Fat isn't tied to his career at all, he can still easily play "greedy/awkward/brash small guy" roles without being super fat

He just sucks at self marketing

fuck white people and fuck donald trump
>Fat isn't tied to his career at all
lol

You are a physical abomination

Wasted double dubs. Being a fat guy that people laugh at is literally his only marketable skill.

meth

No he can't.
He has no charisma being fat was his whole schtick

they literally have nothing else to do in life except for hit the gym because they are rich.

he can fluctuate in weight all he wants, he'll never be taller though.

or not goofy looking

Manlets ITT, when will they learn?

How do i contact jonah hill?

You leave a subway sandwich in a bear trap and wait

He vapes his subs now. That's his secret

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>those pants
wew

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He has nice eyes and dresses nice

Literally me. I'm 5'11 but when I sit down I'm a head taller than the average person sitting down. If I had normal legs, I'd easily be 6'4".

this must be an edit

it was less than a year ago

why are his tits in the middle of his torso is this a shop?

>mfw reading the comments on celebheights

sick fit Jonah, layers are off the hook