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>The MMA Hour - 01/15/18
youtube.com/watch?v=9XmD-DLfiGE
>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/15/18
youtube.com/watch?v=UxB1y8mscc4

UFC 220 Embedded Vlog Series
Episode 1: youtube.com/watch?v=91T5bgXE4d0
Episdoe 2: youtube.com/watch?v=IbNJTLCitDM

/mma/ News:
>Jon Jones takes, passes polygraph test in attempt to prove he didn’t knowingly take steroid
mmafighting.com/2018/1/16/16898366/jon-jones-takes-passes-polygraph-test-in-attempt-to-prove-he-didnt-knowingly-take-steroid

>Yoel Romero sues maker of tainted supplement that led to 2016 USADA suspension
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/report-yoel-romero-sues-maker-of-tainted-supplement-that-led-to-2016-usada-suspension

>Coach explains why he let Paige VanZant fight with a broken arm at UFC St. Louis
mmafighting.com/2018/1/16/16895976/coach-explains-why-he-let-paige-vanzant-fight-with-a-broken-arm-ufc

>Josh Barnett doesn't trust USADA and won't settle, expects four-year suspension
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ufc-josh-barnett-usada-settlement-four-year-suspension

>Georges St-Pierre coach: 'Truth is no one knows' if he'll fight again, stomach disease big concern
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/coach-john-danaher-no-one-knows-georges-st-pierre-next-fight-ufc

>Kyra Gracie Announces Women-Only Jiu-Jitsu Tournament
flograppling.com/articles/6083152-kyra-gracie-announces-women-only-jiu-jitsu-tournament

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THIS THREAD IS FART PIANO APPROVED!!!

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Natty GOAT Bless

YIKES EDITION

Stipe W r.1

cap that shit

*refuses to sell a fight in your path*

Yikes

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Aspen Ladd bless

First for squirming:

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get a real filter

hay

u

silly goose

i know what you're trying to do buckaroo

and u need to tone it down 4 SURE pal

4chanX is NOT okay, it allows (You) to track everyone. And that isn't cool at all, BUCKO

wtf does that mean?

Is he gay?

Based Calendar. You're alright in my book.

*revs the fucking sperg*

What about CroCop?
srs q
nttawwt

these have made heem browsable again
godbless

truly

bless all

t-wood bless

wonderpedo bless

puke cuckhold bless

Come on you fucking betas, yeah, I know all about (You) and I'm better than (You) stop being intimidated

look kid, I get it now - you're one of these kids that shit up ther thread.
I don't pay attention and neither does anyone else.
And I don't know wtf Aspen whatever means, so just stop.
When the Fart Piano confers the SoA, it's got nothing to do with you or your little buddies and your Schwaub shit or whatever you are doing now.
I'm not part of your little group, so fuck off with your bullshit.

inb4 some shit about coral spring or some other superfriends reference

I will skullfuck you

>r e n t f r e e

I haven't made a single post in this thread, yet. You guys are mentally broken

>>Josh Barnett doesn't trust USADA
I don't trust Josh Barnett not to abuse PEDs

Turning out to be a terrific thread.

beg me

what is this thing. im not even drunk yet and i already want to vomit. just kidding im already drunk

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clean up your act beta boi

B I G D A D D Y is always watching

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hey thomas, hows the wife? did the kid's soccer game go well last week? I heard about it in the newspaper... fucking crazy right? David.

FUCKING DAVID

the heem meme himself david

he was the one who told Spain to boyhop

Roid stomach

people actually believe this

is david a meme fighter

nice meme

David bless all the unicorns and giraffes

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>go to africa
>go to places that arent tourist dedicated hotspots
>get raped, robbed and sold off
>die
good job

fucking david

have you heard of Vinny?

Vinny is the guy behind the scenes it turns out

He may or MAY NOT be bisexual, who knows am i rite

>>get raped, robbed and sold off
he's not talking about Seoul though

Africa is a shit hole

why are you trying to ignore me, I will go way, for now, because I'm not autistic like you

but I will come back

to bless you with Schaub, actual literal unironic coward

>There are people that still think Nate won the rematch

LMAO

maybe if youre a pussy or a cripple. no guns here

This is how you win a fight

brendan schaub

Can someone tell this bong to stop trying to converse with me? Clearly me telling him to fuck off doesn't work.

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Smiled. He is really the most boring charasmatic person ever.

Congrats. you killed off heem for a while with your autism. hope youre proud and happy with your accomplishment. im obviously genuinely glad for you, lol, lord knows what else you could have done with your life. for sure dont stop being a little shit.

spain stop

thoughts on this physique?

>you killed off heem for a while with your autism.
You're giving the sperg too much credit. Like in real life, he hasn't accomplished anything

Choi you couldnt sleep someone with narcolepsy. No power whatsoever. Get on the train for the DMZ and get on with your life.

hey bros can we make a GAHDOOSHED thread yet?

>thiccboi

This was one of the best JRE episodes

he taught us all how to do steroids

*lays on the act a little too thick*

Started off a bit fedora-ish but it became great as it went on

APOLOGIZE

*teleports behind you*
*leg locks you*
heh nothing personnel kid

What are your feelings on Alexandra "Slut" Albu?

Was she cut? Doesn't seem to have a fight booked after that """win""" over Curran

>memegraph tests

*runs low on cash and gets desperate near you*

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>Why would you ignore 50% of the human body
Really made me think

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My thoughts are that she has no ass yet she uses lighting and posing to posture like she has an ass and you thirsty virgins keep falling for it. I will admit that instagram slut pic taking is incredibly impressive in its deceit

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Her back is completely arched to fuck bending her spine unnaturally and the picture is taken from a low angle with flattering lighting to make it look like her flat cardboard ass is existent

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>I will admit that instagram slut pic taking is incredibly impressive in its deceit
They make a lot of money from it, especially from sponsorships talking 6 figures. Meanwhile people who get punched in the head for a living make pennies.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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she looks like one of those eastern euro women who despite being not that hot and old as shit feels superior to men and other women and acts like a right uppity cunt. but thats just me. maybe men of softer temperament have different feelings for her

Lay's down flat then lifts her hips up 6 inches to creats the illusion of ass and hips from head on but its just her legs being trusted forward and her ass is barely visible

I feel pretty much the same way. She seems to think she is the hottest fucking woman on earth. Literally just google image search her name and almost every pic is her doing some whorish pose or basically naked

>psychopath liar passes meme test
it's f*cking nothing.txt

I will never understand you people and your need to idolize women you'll never meet.

damn bitch almost broke her back there

REEEEEEEEE

dont od that shit!!`11 buddeh bless

stop trying to ruin my rep

I will never understand you people and your need to idolize men you'll never meet.

Jones is innocent

literally this I am a chick tbqh

TRIPS OF TRUTH FRIENDS

FREINDS TRIPS OF TRUTH

YAY

I want to fucking bitch slap every single one of you

you wouldnt land a single hit on me. you could throw five punches at me and i'd make you miss ten.

I completely understand you people and your need to demonize women you'll never meet

okay F O R F U C K S S A K E
G R O W U P

do your thing, stop Obsessing about Vinny in the background.
Thanks!!

>/heem/ in 2018
what went wrong?

Great MMA post.

your mom went wrong

michael bisping

Thought you went to sleep young man.
>tfw starting to feel legit sorry for this sperg
Has to be clocking 16 hours now

Biggledy Shits a good fighting man?

Good comedian?

youtu.be/Akg6qvgFXlc

>go to africa where they have great promotions
wew lad

The recent JRE with the USADA guy makes it seem like Jon might actually get off

that guy is dutch, wat a retard

>Its a Jones vs DC episode...AGAIN

kek