Croatia, as Sup Forums views it

Just shit yourself on my country. I want to know what is wrong with it from your perspective.

Please try to be objective as you can.

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>not inside the Austrian empire

other than that your country is ok

>I want to know what is wrong with it from your perspective.
Muslims.

I really like it, would move there if there would be more and better paid work

i literally agree with this

we can't take care of our own shit, we would be thousands times better off with germans or austrians as our masters

I don't know if there's anything really wrong with Croatia, but I like you anyways.

Corruption like in every Balkan country,and people like in every country are dropping tradition

>quints of truth
>off by one

It doesn't trigger me nearly as much as the fact that """Slovenia""" exists (basically just Südsteiermark) or that fucking Südtirol is held hostage in non-white Italy.

Bro, in a perfect world, we would all be German.

there are less than 1000 muslims in croatia.
bosnia is a whole other issue...

I concur. Maybe we should rent entire country to you or germans for 50-100 years?

none violent shitskins. only good folks from bosnia.

me too

this. we need to literary kill entire government.

poor country, nothing really interesting, ugly people

id rather just enjoy the greatest country in the world, Australia.

Croatia was inside the Hungarian Kingdom Herr Fritzl

>what is wrong with it
Josip died

Well, you live in no mans land. How do you even dare to speak?

i think one of my great grandparents was a croatian. he looked like a nigger =/

Need to bring back Ante Pavelic,lol,its funny because this comes out of a Serb

Bosniak here.

Lived in a refugee camp in Split from 92-93. Good times for what it was. Bosniaks and Croats got along well. Sad what went on to happen.

Beautiful country, great weather, nice people. Gallery of fine Art in Split was a highlight. Shame about all the obnoxious drunk Australians and Russian billionaires but other than that 10/10.

>ugly people

lolk

Would not agree when it comes to women.

K.u.K.

We came up with this shit in the 1800s.

>Maybe we should rent entire country to you or germans for 50-100 years?

It'd be enough if you came and removed kebab up here.

We neighbor you, yet I don't know shit about your country, nor do I care. Same for the other neighboring countries, honestly. Just a bunch of boring places. No happenings in this area. No reason to care.

>Split
>obnoxious drunk Australians and Russian billionaires

You were here during Ultra Europe? Am I right?

all the civilized people come to your beaches for the summer, leaving us with literal eastern euro trash and russians

please behave

Why this mad? rough breakup?

Had a dream I was living in Croatia last night. Dunno why the fuck because I've literally never thought about the country in my life since first learning it even existed.

Bump for interest. Tell me about Croatia friends

Like all the incoming shitskins

Come on guys its an anonymous board, let the honesty flow through you. No need for denial bby cro cro

Kako ne bi kad naplacujete boga oca za sve. A ne ulazete nista. Jel vi imate uopste pijacu vodu?

Is that's the part of Serbia with beaches? There's nothing wrong with it.

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Stay mad Fritzl

Why are you taking this personally? I just gave a straight answer because usually you'd expect neighbors do know a thing or two, unlike distant countries. However, I don't have any interest in your country. Maybe if you set it on fire and add niggers and rapefugees to the mix it would be interesting enough?

The problem with Croatia if it were a real person it would be a shizo. Croats are literary under psihosis 0-24 by their media and elite

The only thing I know from Croatia is an excelent amateur porn movie from some supposed famous celebrity. Shit was cash, the guy fucked her brains out. If I recall correctly they were on a boat.

Please do more amateur porn.

Don't think so, I went sailing round that area a couple of years ago. Best holiday ever. All of the women are solid 8s and the men are ugly as sin so it's like shooting fish in a barrel

>I just gave a straight answer because usually you'd expect neighbors do know a thing or two, unlike distant countries. However, I don't have any interest in your country.

I'm certain you are lying. That's all.

here's how a regular neighborhood looks like, that's my house on the right

How are the muslims from bosnia different than the rest of the world?? I thought all were crazy

I guess you could say there was a split between Bosniak and Croatian diplomacy

Why would I lie? Like, give me a reason to give a shit about your country. Yes, I visit Sup Forums, but the Balkans are hardly the place of happenings. Hell, I honestly don't know that much about my OWN country. I'm just not interested in these insignificant places.

>being so irrelevant that you don't even give a shit about yourself
kek

...and this is me on my job to the right

Looks pretty comfy my good nigga

I used to think you were Europeans as a child.

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>I honestly don't know that much about my OWN country

I can sense that you are close to exploding for some reason.
And not knowing nothing about your own country just makes you weird. While there is 2 mil. of you, which, similar to us, a small number.

I have nothing against you bro. If I was to meet you IRL, would probably offer you a beer and we would talk about some funny Sup Forums related shit.

Agreed. Annex us, please. If there is war, I promise to fight for Austrian side.

Also, annex Croatia. They're an awesome country, I'd love to share my country with them.

Thanks.

Spent a summer there in 2010

>no muslims
>no nogs
>no asians
>solid coast line, architecture, rakija and gorgeous women
>spent 3 days in jail in Hrvatska kostajnica for being a NATO dog and smuggling waterbottle rakija and drina smokes from Bosnia. Even your cops are bro tier


I give it a solid 5/7

honestly the biggest difference i see in croatia is in the youth.

they used to be pretty moral. respecting parents/older people, hardworking people too.

this younger generation is starting to look more like western youth from us. kids are starting to act entitled, and lazy, and really fucking greedy.

fuck. i see western culture as communism. its spreading accross oceans and corrupting younger generations.

kek

You commit suicide for money?

I've never been to Croatia but any Croats I've met have been decent people. Why are Slovenes so much worse?

No. I just fix old things.

Went there a couple of weeks ago. Landed in SPU, took a car up to Plitvice and back down to Paklenica parks and then Split for a few days.

Great place, great weather, people seem nice enough and it's cheap, would recommend/10

nice route

Your Country is really nice, in terms of people, woman and nature. I went to Zagreb and the lakes for three days and after that to Dubrovnik. Both wonderful experiences. The only thing that bugs me is how tall your woman are. I am only 6"0 and most woman were about my height. Other than that i have nothing to complain.

This should have been quints of truth.
How i wish that we have an option to circle forein goverment on elections.

>Why are Slovenes so much worse?

Sorry, don't agree. If we here had 20% of their sense for economics and being a westerns European, sky would be our limit.

Yeah, it can't be helped. Feelsbadman.wmv

Um, dude. I'm nowhere near to being mad or upset. I have zero national pride or identity. I really don't care. At all. And you still haven't given me a reason to care about your country. Any reason at all. And before you mention your beaches and natural beauty, yes, I know, I saw pictures. No, I haven't visited. I don't care about traveling. So, any reason that's not related to tourism. For instance, would it matter to you if I didn't knew if I was Chinese or Canadian?

I visited 2 years ago.

I travelled from Sibenik Down to Dubrovnik. It's a really beautiful coastline. You do have some really shitty soviet tier commie bloke though and you seem to fucking hate Brits.

Your women are incredible though. I've never seen so many 9's and 10's in all my life.

>Girls are great
>Food is great
>Everything else is terrible

Same way with the Balkans desu

I feel the same sadness for you as I do for all the Central and Eastern Eurobros. You've had communism so long your people have no grasp on trade and more importantly, exports. You guys are all so confused about what will improve your standards. Young people have no entrepreneurial spirit.

Why is tourism good for you? Because it's money from outside coming in. Now you understand that, you need to understand that that's the effect of exports as well.

Also, you, Serbs, Hungarians, Poles are all autistic and feel like you know better than everyone else - which is a joke.

You guys can accomplish great things but you have to first realize that what you're doing now isn't working.

maybe i will go to your country and smash your fucking head with a hammer

Okay, nigger.

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>tfw you live in shithole slavonia

Wanted to call you a nigger again because I'm disgusted by your attitude after all the good advice I gave you.

Nigger filth.

Gorgeous country. Shit people for the most part. I only wish positive things for your country though.

Oh but my major gripe with Croatia was the wine.
Absolute undrinkable shit.
Beyond horrible.

hi sean,

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The beaches suck. They're rocky and full of sea urchins. I'll take the beaches of Jamaica over the beaches of Croatia any day.

As far as the rest of the country idk I guess its a decent tourist destination if you're a poorfag Czech or German that can't afford Greece.

You're avoiding your problems, like niggers do.
You're a nigger, nigger.

u r a fag

Amerifag here. When I think of your country I think of shit place like Bosnia with war and poverty etc... However, a friend of mine went there for vacation and said it was beautiful and GREAT GREAT place. I was very surprised. For some reason Croatia is getting bad image. People that go there say it's AWESOME!

>Can't afford Greece

Greece is the cheapest place in Europe to holiday in.

No I'm not, nigger.

Dunno what's up with you. Looks nice. But all your neighbours hate you so there must be something to it.

yes, you are

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we fucked them up in just 3 days

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No, nigger, I'm not.

fuck off canada, most of your exports are natural resources

Oh, yes you are. A pure black. In Canada.

Ooga booga, massa say pick cotton.

Regular guy reporting in motherfucker.

Why did you elect a swimwear model for a President?

She is NATO woman.

Okay, niggers, you keep complaining about how shit your lives are and doing about it.

HIGH TEST

>Canada
kek

I think Croatia is based as fuck desu senpai

I'm just telling you to fuck off because you industry is literally digging in to the ground for gibsmedat and i think that americans built some airplane factory in canada and that's it for your industry, it's so hard to dig for gold and oil teach us your way you fat faggot

Went to Croatia.

Capital was a dump as far as I saw.

Adriatic coast was the most beautiful place I've ever been in my life.

Split was Pula were astoundingly beautiful, as was Dubrovnik.

The countryside was wonderful viewed from the toll road.

8/10 would recommend.

Buddy, we have a greater variety of exports than you have people. But you keep missing the point. Your countries are shit because you have nothing but excuses. You're bernie voter nations. You have no one to blame but yourselves but your egos are so inflated you will never begin to solve your problems because you're autists.

gj canada, we will use your model of having 0 wars and selling oil

It isn't America.

10/10 country to have a holiday in. Most successful country in the balkans for sure. The beaches are unreal, it is cheap, women are hot AF. Nothing negative to say really

>cowardly Croats.

c-can a non white move to Croatia without getting beat up? i don't want to enrich no one's daughter i just like the landscape and the haunted forest, for the pictures i've seen online.

>I want to know what is wrong with it from your perspective.


It's Catholic. The Church strangles civil society, because it does not approve of competing social institutions. Catholicism also encourages an attitude for disregard for civil law. Being a good person in Catholic societies is about being right with the Church rather than being on the right side of the law.

It looks like central California.