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>chelshit edition

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Sheffield United

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>De Gay

>reddit edition

How long have people been saying De Gay?

I present: >chelshit posters

>but its the owner of the business
And the owner of the business put his money into the business, exactly as Abramovich/Mansour did/do.

>chelshit

stop taking pictures of me

>put ticket price caps on all PL games
>ban shirt and stadium name sponsors
>ban agents or put an incredibly low cap on agent spending per transfer
>distribute part of prize money for goals scored and home based youth players produced (based on minutes played)
Fixed English football lads

Lads...

LADS...

>lelshit

>not banning tractor sponsors
lmao United winning league next 1000 years

Based on the January /trans/ who will finish top 4?

>City
>United
>Liverpool
>Spurs

>Chelsea to Europa

>Arsenal to Everton tier

>"Hello, this is Real Madrid. We are just calling to say we do not want to sign your player Alexis Sanchez"
>"Okay, bye"

for me it's
1.city
2.united
3.>chelshit
4.liverpool

Oh yeah no official flavoured water/sweatshop/dildo manufacturing partners either

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Swansea are back lads, mid table here we come

Lads, my gf just sent me another photo. What do?

Didn't Swansea learn from the last Atletico player they bought?

obviously send her a pic of your benis

Reminder just 14 months from Three-O Walcott headline

ask her thoughts on chelshit

Can't be sure mate so best to get rid.

this one will save us though

Kante, Barkley and Fabregas could actually be GOAT. Barkley is like a skilful Bakayoko.

Send it back.

He seems like he's even more braindead than Baka tho

Fabregas and Kante can be the smart ones, he just has to run and use his good technique.

This is going to be the annoying cocktease of the transfer window aint it? Just pick a team you greedy spic

>skillfull bakayoko

Its still shite

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Liverpool just signed Javi Martinez in my FIFA career mode lads, €37m. Watch this space.

>put ticket price caps on all PL games
But then clubs won't bother expanding their stadiums.

>home based youth players produced
But then clubs will be induced to field shitty players.

Walcott could realistically help everton win the league

>Soren Andersen on Sean Dyche's gravel voice: "Maybe the voice comes from eating earthworms, every time we trained, he used to eat them.Yes, he did. It was horrible, I’ve never experienced anything like it. It was like: ‘whoops, there’s a rainworm’ and then he ate it."

Proper.
Football.
Man.
.

>yfw Sanchez to United has been 7 years in the making

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6MkmonoaSw

Why did Sanchez leave Barcelona in the first place?

>Arsenal forward Alexis Sánchez has agreed a four-year contract with Manchester United, worth £14m-a-year. (Source: Daily Telegraph)

Suarez joined and told him to fuck off.

He thought "It's time for me to step up to the next level" and joined Arsenal

he was shit, not a bad player but very shit to play in barcelona

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They could use him right now though, they don't really have any creators

welcome to besiktas

Is that the kind of stuff you masturbate to when my mom is off work?

He knew Neymar was coming and would become 2nd choice

>£270k/week
City could have paid that.

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£14 million after tax

telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/01/17/alexis-sanchez-agrees-four-year-manchester-united-contract-arsenal/

So about £21 million, or £400,000 a week.

The utter utter state of Manure

neymar was already there and played with him
he left when suarez arrived

Neymar and Alexis played together.

Oh my bad,I had it in my head he left the year Neymar joined

>400k a week

Man Utd literally throwing money around to try and solve their problems. It's rather sad to see

>2-10

errytime

This is probably because his transfer fee was small.

There's a decent chance of City slipping, it might be worth it.

brenny back in the prem when?

Will you do this

>BREAKING: Cardiff sign Liverpool midfielder Marko Grujic on loan to end of the season. #SSN
Big trans news lads.

It's about £45m. 30 to Arse, 10 to the agent and 5 straight up to Alexis. This plus being the highest paid player in the PL (next closest is Poobag on 290k)

All this who you could get for free in 6 months. Well, Manure couldn't

we are living in the era of punished gazza.

Why wouldn't they at this point, Chelsea & City started this shit and if you don't follow up you just become like arselel.

This is the problem with English clubs. They have so much damn money they just don't give a shit and do terrible business because of it

Mental. Utd have the money though, so it isn't all that embarrassing I guess.

>45m
>30 to Arse
lol

Hva faen

I think it will be a swap for Mkhytaryan, won't it? And 45mi for someone like Sanchez is not expensive.

If they waited 6 more months, they would probably have to pay more to him and his agent.

glad Sup Forums can agree Chelshit such a disgusting club

Why is it that the overall ost of the transfer is relevent when united buy someone?
£60m over 4 years is only £15m p/y which is easily affordable by uniteds standards

Its £14m all in from that article

Worms have lots of protein, Dyche knows what he's doing, he's next level.

Literally the first line

>Alexis Sanchez has agreed a four-and-a-half year contract worth £14 million after tax to join Manchester United

Liverpool catch up to city and kdb slips with 5 weeks remaining vs tottenham

y u hate little Rash?

The way people go on about it is as if he'd be playing for free if he went anywhere else

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I'll take one neymar please. Keep the change

People only rate Hazard because he has a cool name

don't hate him but he's not going to play with alexis in the squad

He's a very good player, but never an elite one and thows too many season long tantrums

Neymar vs Mourinho drama would be pretty spicy

January transfer window of 99

Top 10 European leagues by total attendance (2016/17)

1 Premier League England 13,607,420
2 Bundesliga Germany 12,703,896
3 Championship England 11,086,368
4 La Liga Spain 10,621,000
5 Serie A Italy 8,377,860
6 Ligue 1 France 7,965,940
7 2. Bundesliga Germany 6,652,134
8 Eredivisie The Netherlands 5,840,316
9 League One England 4,373,496
10 Primeira Liga Portugal 3,622,428

>league one above portugese league
>championship above leliga

wad le fug

His best season is like 15 goals and 8 assist or something like that.

Defend this, Porto fans.

More games

Coutinho's best season was like 13 goals and 3 or 4 assists yet barca thought he was worth £190m

Barcelona are one of the worst run teams in the world. If Messi played for Bayern they would have won the past 8 CLs

good point, but it can't have much of a difference because prem is still top

Good luck defending when you're getting raped by Porto F.C.

i unironically think that united spending this on Sanchez is perfectly fine.

>world class player
>plays in a position they need to strengthen
>money is a non-issue
>stops him from going to a rival club
>shows other potential world class players that united are willing to pay their wages

I don't see a downside here

>player signs for united
>wages reported after tax
>player signs for city or chelsea
>wages plus fee plus agent fee plus signing on fee added together so they cost 150m or something

he had 12 goals 8 assists for liverpool already this season

>Chelsea & City started this shit
United spent £28m on Veron in fucking 2001 before either team had been taken over

If you do the transfer fee inflation bollocks that's like a 70m transfer today

I don't follow your logic. The championship and league 1 have 24 teams, 552 games overall.

A 20 team league has 380. An 18 team league which is what Portugal is has 306.