>Leave my workplace, a shitty call centre. I step outside, there are odious bearded men patrolling the streets - they give me dirty looks, some call me scum and a kuffar. Litter and rubble is everywhere and pale, skinny hooded chavs comb the streets for cigarette butts
>Approach the bus stop, the first bus had been reappropriated by the local Islamists and ploughed through the last group waiting for it - there are body parts all over the road and the blood stains still haven't been cleaned up since yesterday.
>My ride approaches "LOVE IS THE ONLY TENET OF ISLAM" is emblazoned across the front - luckily this one hasn't been hijacked Get on the bus and pay the bus driver £5.50 for a ten minute journey there are women in niqabs and burkas on every seat so I have to stand. They all go silent as I enter.
>Arrive at the bus stop and get off, there is the daily beheading taking place across the street from where I get off, looks like they finally got Vicar Williams. People are walking past and cheering before kicking the poor Vicar's head into the gutter
>Get mugged of my phone by a pack of black men as I wait around. They back me into a corner and stab me with a short blade. They missed my vitals this time, luckily they missed the last £20 I had in my show.
>Get home, turn on the telly. It's Saif Al Islam F.C versus Roadmen Ting F.C. at the Muhammad Saviour Stadium! GO ON MY FUCKING SON, GET US OUT OF THE KUFFAR LEAGUE, COME ON LAD KNOCK A CHEEKY ONE INTO THE BACK OF THE NET. YES YOU FUCKING LEGEND, GO ON NGUBU! HE FUCKING HAMMERED IT! GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Austin Rodriguez
Why does chelsea attract fans from all the goat fucker countries?
Luke Hill
>Paris SG 8-0 Dijon How does anyone take that pub cometition seriously
Luis Fisher
Fat women have no problem finding fuckbuddies, with fat men it’s a different story.
Charles Ross
>no era penal what does this mean
John Mitchell
>Bakayoko
GET IN DER BAKAYOKO MY LAD
Joshua Robinson
VARATA
Lincoln Baker
tl;dr
Brody Howard
What colour will Cackayoko dye his hair tonight?
Austin Phillips
is google being frugal?
Henry Lee
>literally playing against a mustard
David Murphy
But there was contact! It's a red card for the defender and a 20 game ban!
Parker Morgan
>need a goal >still playing 3 centre backs Well done Conte, fantastic tactics
There is literally nothing wrong with Mbwembe and Ngubu hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES MIMBWASA! STRAIGHT DOWN THE GARDEN PATH, THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR! AL RASHIDI COMES IN TO SUPPORT, HE SPLASHES ACID RIGHT IN MY UNCLES FACE HIS SCALP IS COMING OFF LIKE POTATO PEEL, NICE LITTLE STAB AS HE GOES DOWN! MIMBWASA DODGES ME DAD WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM HIS BASEBALL BAT, HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF A FLAGSTONE! HE'S THROUGH THE DOOR. SLAMS THE CLOSING IT INTO MY NANS HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH. OH! OH! HE'S GOING UP THE STAIRS! PUSHES ME MUM DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE SHOVE FACKIN LOVELY! OHHH OHHHH HE'S AT THE TOP OF THE LANDING AND STRAIGHT INTO ME SISTERS CUNT!
Can anyone tell me why the reigning PL champions are YET AGAIN struggling against a midtable championship team ? TY :)
Owen Reyes
ACCURATE
Zachary Evans
Oink
Jeremiah Stewart
Brit/pol/ supports Norwich right?
Joshua Reed
Big willy is absolutely based at pens, made the scousers cry in the league cup
Caleb Mitchell
becuse conte doesn't control the transfers
Luke Bell
GOT A RAPE VICTIM FOR A DAUGHTER GOT SLAG FORA WIFE BUT I'LL KEEP SUPPORTING CITY FOR MY WHOLE FUCKING LI- GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Jaxon Gonzalez
How has Farke been doing at Norwitch?
Blake Campbell
Reminder that Chelsea are the defending champions of England
Brayden Perry
state of this """defending"""
Bentley Long
Green and Yellow
Adam Gomez
how did willian play? I never rated him
Ethan Bailey
Darkie looks like someone stole her Freddo.
Andrew Reed
>late night footie with Sup Forums
Charles Thomas
>right busting
Aiden Nguyen
>Hazard dribbles into 3 players and loses the ball AGAIN >3rd b-best p-p-p-player in the world la!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Asher Clark
>UP THE LEFT SIDE, GO ON KHALID >*London, becomes minority British and other cities follow* >ON YER ED BGWAMBE MY SON >*another pakistani grooming gang is discovered, bring the tally of abused girls to over 100,000* >RANJEET SHOOTS >*25,000 islamic terrorists on the government watchlist* >HE SCORES >*stabbings, rapes, acid attacks doubles on the previous year* >GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
James Davis
>Not thinking of are rimmer (pbuh) Brit/pol/ is Chelsea/pol/
Hunter Kelly
Mixed, the club are having to sell a lot of their high earners though right now to balance the books a bit. So his hands are somewhat tied in the transfer market.
Matthew Kelly
does farke-all all game ;)
Mason Allen
I am legitimately scared that Morata is going to be the new Torres
Nicholas Diaz
>it's a plucky underdog takes a big team all the way to penalties and then completely bottles it episode