PSG X Dijon mustard FC

2-0 both goals from Di Maria

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lo celso is pretty good

I'm having trouble in deciding if Ligue 1 is shitier than Bundasleague.

why are >we so shit at goalkeeping?

topkek French goalkeeping

No goalkeeper in the world stops that...

too easy for Nerman

frog league so bad 2018 di maria is a god there

if 45 good minutes every 5 games is godlike i guess he is

di maria is shit because he's inconsistent

Your shit is inconsistent
Because of all the cum

jej

You now remember Di Maria celebration in the 6-1 game vs Barcelona

*touches the ball with his hand*

based

Joga Bonito.

muh MCN

>tfw I'm from Dijon

wtf ligue 1 is so shit

>7th goal
>77th minute

HE IS HERE

>Dijon designs Eiffel Tower
>Dijon is getting Eiffel Tower'd

É tóis

how's the mustard

hows the gouda?

>daring to whistle neymar

they don't deserve him desu

>parc whistles neymar and chants cavani

>cuckvani the cuck

I'm not liking nerman's attitude desu.

If I were Cavani I wouldn't want to break the record with a penalty desu

Ligue 1 is beyond shit. Why did Neymar even go there?

it's similar to la liga regarding shit teams

Ligue 1 is underrated tbqh

lmao balmont

>"fuck this shit"

Ligue 1 lost its dominance since OM and Lyon became shit.

>See score
>Think Dijon are near the bottom of the table
>mfw after seeing where they actually are

Dijon played really well against them last time tbf

neymar just got cucked

this is what neymar wanted,futbol in easy mode

fuck that macaco hack

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THAT MANLET

moutarde de Dijon is now produced in Slovakia since Unilever bought the main brand

Will this stat padding league get him a ballon dor? Because I can see him scoring 60 goals against this competetion

>l'attaque Tour Eiffel

8-0 PSG

Someone needs to get fired

...

the moutarde is still produced next to dijon my man

the referee, for stopping the game without additional time. that faggot knows people have bets?

mmmmmm, ok, it seems you're right, they closed the factory in Dijon but the one in Chevigny is still working, and the ones that have been relocalized were for vinaigrette and ketchup

i actually live surprisingly close to gouda kek

never underestimate the power of dutch jews

Stat pad to win the Balooon like Pessi and Penaldo do at La Lelga

>PSG does a better CL run than Halal and Uefalona or Messi get injured
>Neymar is in good position for ballon d'or
>FIFA WC
>France wins the cup, Brazil get exposed
>Mbappé wins the ballon d'or instead
>Neymar on suicide watch

Screencap this

France is England-tier lad, you'll only ever win at home.

unless we meet you in the final

This Ballon d'Or will be between Messi and Neymar. Even if Mbappé gives France (almost impossible) the World Cup, they won't be giving the Ballon d'Or to an 18 years old kid who is currently under Neymar's shadow in PSG.

If Neymar leads PSG to win the Champions League or gets, at the very least, in the final or wins the World Cup he'll get the Ballon d'Or.

If Messi leads Barcelona to CL's final or even win it (highly doubt it though) or wins the WC (almost impossible) or, at the very least, get better results than Neymar and PSG in the competitions they're playing at, he'll get it again for the sixth time.

It all depends if Neymar and PSG/Brazil will flop or not, if he can manage at least one of those two trophies (CL or WC) he'll easily get the Ballon d'Or.

>the balloon door
>relevant

Well, it's relevant to Neymar, since it was one of the biggest reasons he left Barcelona...

And now his own fans are booing him. He’ll have to wait for the inevitable Madrid transfer.

Lmao @that micky mouse league

>thinking Ronaldo won't get it even if he spends half of the year injuried and whining about no club affording him while the other half consists of 19 games, 6 goals and 1 assist

Just look at the comments, even French know how shitty is our league
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