What would you do after finding Death Note? Who would you kill?
Also - there's no way someone would caught user of Death Note in the real world, right?
What would you do after finding Death Note? Who would you kill?
Also - there's no way someone would caught user of Death Note in the real world, right?
You, for being a fag bad poster
You, for being a fag bad poster
I'd kill Tr*mp
Depends, does the rule stating I can "never go to heaven or hell for eternity" apply?
And it depends how dumb the user of the note is. If you only killed people related to you then it would be easy to narrow down.
You, for being a fag bad poster
myself
and probably not for quite some time
>there's no way someone would caught user of Death Note in the real world, right?
I dunno, it was a really smart trap that L used to pin point Light's location, something like that would work in real life, but they'd have to have done it region by region until the guy died.
holy shit why do people still give this guy work
I would check it on some old celebrity first
actually typing this made me realize that perhaps I wouldn't be able to kill anybody
then, I would create threads on Sup Forums where doubles decide who dies.
Can I just write Sup Forums and Sup Forums ? Would it kill this entire shithole community?
The rule is basically a joke. Heaven and Hell don't exist in the Death Note universe, you go to the same place everyone else does when they die.
I'm very petty and would probably kill hundreds of people until I realized exactly what I was doing, then I'd just kill every now and again. There's no way you'd ever be caught unless you killed people very close to you or showed people how it worked.
all the world leaders/presidents/dicatators/queens/prime-ministers
just to see the chaos
i'd kill every major world leader at the same time and make them all write a suicide letter apologizing to god or something like that
for the lols
Take out as many politicians/economists/CEOs/university professors/etc. as possible.
no, only names and you also have to hold the face of the person in your mind.
Soros
Putin
janitor who deletes cunny and bane threads
all redditors on Sup Forums
yo wtf man, I only come here for the memes, don't kill me
Would be tempted to write my name first. Or maybe try and use it to make money.
i think death note users become shinigami after they die
> you go to the same place everyone else does when they die.
not true, you're damned to be shinigami if you ever killed anybody with death note
I would kill Drumpf and all of the white "people"
lol nigga we brothas
I thought we were finally past Death Note, is there anything more that really needs to be said about it?
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This. And I would repeat it every half a year.
But L only reduced the search to a single country/city (I don't remember).
The only reason he suspected Light was because he just happened to be a police officer's son and he had been browsing through the police's network.
If Light didn't get greedy and just killed the fags who showed up on TV he would be impossible to trace.
>people here genuinely scared about being caught
You lot do realize that the only reason for which everyone caught on is that he willed the deaths to be as supernatural as possible (ie. only letting them die with heart cases). Make your deaths creative, and you'd be fine.
WHY DIDN'T LIGHT JUST GET THE GODDAMN EYES
they guy has a max of 30 days right?
you use a random number generator.
1 between 1-30 for what day the guy dies, 1-24 for the hour, and 1-60 for the minute
when you're deciding who to pick go to a public internet place to make your list and try to make it as innocuous as possible. search for us senate or something on wikipedia. i think browsing history is where they can most easily catch you
never kill anyone within 100 miles of you, and try to make the kills as normal as possible. heart attacks for old people, car accident for people living in the city. etc
All jews. the world would literally improve
I can't think of a single thing to back this up beyond the speculation that the Death God in the extra scene is Light.
Even then, Death Parade proves this is incorrect because Light has a cameo in it.
Not to mention loads of people by the end of the series would be death gods.
most celebrities
i'd kill both teams at the world cup finals
I would write my own name.
>have had people tell me irl that i look just like Light
>also an actor
this ugly fuck gets the role because i didnt apply for it because i live in the wrong country
I'd write CIAs name, death by plane.
I probably wouldn't kill anyone
I would start by killing people who oppose ISIS or that ISIS just doesn't like, wait till ISIS claims they were behind it and it was divine retribution or something and then start killing known ISIS members or just notorious mudslimes.
I'd also kill Dev Patel because fuck him.
Post face
Realistic (unlike L's ridiculous leaps of logic) way for someone to be caught in real life:
>you use your home connection to search for heinous criminals around the world
>kill them
>detectives figure out the killer is probably looking for targets online
>ask search engine to cross-reference IPs of searches for dead criminals before their deaths
>you're fucked
make the richest man in the world liquidize whatever assets he has and divide them equally among 1000 random people in the world, 1 of which is me. then he is murdered by an angry relative 10 days later
I would just kill people they show on tv - probably politicians.
>mfw I use public wifi at library or college
>mfw when google will say fuck you to save face and be "pro privacy"
>mfw Sup Forums and reddit will spread conspiracy theories about me
>>you're fucked
How is looking up the names of known criminals enough to charge you? If they die in jail of a heart attack nowhere close to you the police can't do jack shit unless they prove magic exists.
Youtube celebs
Fucking this
They would just rub you out.
...
Trump
Pence
Ryan
Hatch
Tillerson
Mnuchin
Mattis
Sessions
Zinke
Every billionaire minus Bill Gates
They wouldn't even suspect or investigate anyone outside of the jails to begin with.
I'd create the best and quickest hitman service ever seen and become rich off it.
It'd be a decentralized service on tor where you put a name and say, 50 bitcoins and you get results in under 12 hours.
Nothing personnel, kid.
all the girls who rejected me
In that case I will kill Bill Gates and Bill Gates only
They can rub me off.
:(
Can't believe that some genuinely hoped he'd get the part.
Don't mean to be rude at Efron, but Light is supposed to look smart, which I'd never buy with Efron.
>killing for money
I'd kill myself desu. Would just write in that I went to sleep and never wake up, lay down and think about everything until I can't anymore.
I don't care if it bums you out, fuck you for being so impressionable.
>light is supposed to be a 10/10 confident guy
>every movie/serie gets it wrong
WHY?
brilliant
>you're fucked
How? Even if they track you, they would only find a fat neckbeard with a shitty notebook and no means to kill all those people.
Bane
All men on the planet so maybe I can finally get laid
>killing for money, earning a laughable 100,000 a day when you could be shaping the markets to your will by killing off CEOs, or altering politics by killing off politicians
Stay cucked.
all registered republicans
Just write in Mohammed.
>not killing for money
They would if there was no one left alive in the jails.
>leave exactly two guys alive in every jail
you need to be thinking about your target face
This. L's deductive reasoning was pretty sound.
Go to Japan and become the host of a bizarre TV show where people play different games in order to win 100k and the loser gets killed by the Death Note. The audience decides how he/she dies by sending votes from their cellphones or something.
Just have them all die of food poisoning.
I don't think I could kill anyone DESU. Unless they tried to kill me or something I guess.
all practicing muslims
i would just imagine an angry brown guy with a beard, should catch most of them.
Everybody I disagree with politically
Killing people changes nothing. Give me the ark of truth from stargate instead and I'll fix the world.
stop being a bitch
Now THAT'S edgy.
I would kill every female celeb posted on Sup Forums or /hr/
This. Put ''Achmed'' and ''Mohammed'' in there and you're halfway done
>The human who uses the notebook can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.
I'd definitely use it if it wasn't for this shit
killing scumbag politicians and other public figures etc. is all nice and all, but nothing measures up to eternity that you would probably spend in some shitty limbo (magic and a afterlife obviously exist then)
kill la bill
There's a catch, there's no heaven or hell in the DN world, only limbo. You are fucked either way.
I'd be happy to just have a Shinigami bro to hang out with and eat apples.
t. JIDF
You know Jews go after slimes. Then people give up on Christianity because sectarianism was the only thing keeping it going.
i used to wear alot of knitted jumpers with white button up shirts underneath with the same hairstyle
i know its a trashy pic but its all i have
i really hope no one i know sees this post
All niggers
Pretty much. If Light wasn't such a dumbass and didn't murder the FBI dude who was tasked to follow him at the start he would have been in the clear, considering the guy had zero suspicion towards him and would have reported that Light was a completely normal guy. Besides that the biggest asspull is that Light's dad is one of lead investigators and that's why Light was getting followed in the first place.
>he actually posted it
Kek, I give you 4 minutes before someone figures who you are.
Well, nobody can use the death note and go to heaven or hell, so I definitely would not use it at all.
You look like you could be my twin, spooky.
Do you have a hot girlfriend?
yea #nopussy
Mike fuck off.
It's bad enough too that he knows I post here.
What were they thinking making it a movie instead of a netflix series.
light was a butthurt sociopath, so he really wanted to kill the FBI guy
Yeah, we know he really wanted to the kill the FBI guys. We know this because he killed the FBI guy. Thanks for your contribution.
cool, post a pic my Sup Forumsrother
no i dont have a hot gf, used to though but dumbed her because of my autism.
do you have a hot gf? also where are u from?