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>chelshit again edition

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>people that unironically use Chelshit

>chelshit

eternal >chelshit thread

>chelshit

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How has this Norwich RB not been booked? He's literally just trying to wrestle every Chelsea player and rip their shirts off.

>Chelshit
>Ped(r)o

>chelshit

>chelshit
>moRATa

>Shitrata

shithole club

morata hahaha

VAR is puree bulshit. its all opimion in the end.

Caballero is unbelievable at pens, youre all about to get BTFO

>Puts arm on shoulder
>Fully grown man suddenly has the stability of a baby giraffe and hits the ground

Fuck off faggot

Look at that fucking posture

>Quoting a post from about 20 minutes before the penalty appeal

Are you okay sweetie?

>"There are a lot of disgruntled paying CUSTOMERS inside Stamford Bridge"

Kek

Five point palm exploding heart technique innit

As much as I hate Chelshit they were getting refballed hard at the end.

chelshit wins!

Reminder

>Spanish midfielder Inaki Williams, 23, who has attracted interest from Liverpool, has signed a contract with Athletic Bilbao until 2025 and will have a £96m buyout clause. (Sun)

Not really

Easy game.

Not at all, exactly the kind of refereeing we need in England desu

>the sun

based

respect the lad making sure bilbao gets paid when he comes to liverpool
bit like couts did with his contract

>Napoli are interested in signing unsettled Liverpool and Belgium goalkeeper Simon Mignolet, 29. (Sky Italia, via Calciomercato)

>After seemingly missing out on Arsenal and England winger Theo Walcott - who is set to join Everton - Southampton remain keen to sign Monaco's Argentine striker Guido Carrillo, 26. (Daily Echo)

>Borussia Dortmund are ready to let Gabon striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 28, join Arsenal - and want Chelsea and Belgium striker Michy Batshuayi, 24, to replace him. (Bild - in German)

>Everton have made a £1m bid for 17-year-old Blackburn Rovers midfielder Callum Wright. (Liverpool Echo)

>West Ham are willing to listen to offers of £20m for Carroll. (Sky Sports)

>Armenia midfielder Henrikh Mkhitaryan, 28, wants a pay rise to move from Manchester United to Arsenal. (Mirror)

>Everton are set to complete the signing of Walcott, 28, on Wednesday. (Liverpool Echo)

>Gabon striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 28, is asking Borussia Dortmund to let him join Arsenal.(Mirror)

>Arsenal and England midfielder Jack Wilshere, 26, who could leave on a free transfer this summer, must pass a full medical and take a 20% pay cut to receive a new contract. (Sun)

>Liverpool's Serbian midfielder Marko Grujic, 21, is a loan target for Middlesbrough and Cardiff City. (ESPN)

>Southampton striker Manolo Gabbiadini, 26, could return to one of his former clubs, Bologna. (Sky Italia, via Talksport)

Any update on the Naby Keita to Liverpool situation?

is the beaner going to united or not lol

so to assess chelshits recent successful* campaign against Norwich City
>2 red cards
>Morata and Pedro banned for next match
>took it to extra time
>and 5 penalties
and they play the first match on Saturday, away to Brighton 12:30KO.

not ideal desu. some tired players for that and 2 unavailable. with coyes being miserable beyond belief it'll be another draw

>Unbelievable
>Saves one against a non-league team

>Pedro dives
>Gets BTFO
>Willian tries to dive
>Gets BTFO
>Morata dives
>Gets BTFO

For once, the ref was a good guy

Very meme player

morata being unavailable is actually a good thing for chelsea
finally conte won't be forced by the board to start him

>implying chelsea arent unbelievable

>coyes
Is this supposed to be funny?

Chelsea is the most likeable team in EPL atm, best memes

>ABCS

>ABCS

>ABCS

>ABCS

i love how everyone hates chelsea so much even though chelsea is literally the only english team that is able to hold their weight in europe. i feed off of your delusion so please keep it coming.

>best keeper in england (courtois)
>best player in england (eden)
>best midfielder in england (kante)
>best defender in england (azpi)

dont be upset Sup Forums when the blues knock barca out of the CL and then win the whole competition

if you even THINK about talking about chelsea from here on out please refer to them as "Champions" because thats what they are

whats funny is that it bothers you

the sanchez thing is so funny to me

>biggest rivals are going to get him
>decide to put in an offer just to raise the price
>rivals decide to end the pursuit
>continue to agree to the rising demands of said player and agent

No one else is going to get him this season, why wouldn't United just wait until summer? He's not even a must have player for me. If he goes somewhere else who cares.

Good post

If I can fart without shitting mybpants anymore call me indian

>nathan ake in the background
>doesn't have a medal around his neck
>still participating in celebration

did he get one and it's just not visible? seems kinda weird.

And now Guardiola is sanctioning a Griezmann transfer probably to just out of spite kek

>>Napoli are interested in signing unsettled Liverpool and Belgium goalkeeper Simon Mignolet, 29. (Sky Italia, via Calciomercato)
BASED

>80976115
There was a thread asking who people thought was going to advance to the quarter finals. most people put barcelona as their pick
so you're in the minority about calling them champions prematurely

>abc's

he already pawned it

Just kill yourself you underage newfag piece of shit. You are making me sick posting every 5 minutes whatever the fuck comes to mind and writing like a fucking retard without capitals nor periods. Just fuck off to the arsenal thread.

Pls be trolling,we have lost hope against barca.4-1 agg with barca going all the way and us with an FA cup

if we get more than £10m for migs that's a world class bit of business

We lost Reina for him, years of bad business just for that.

>Chelsea
>referees

This meme of adding "oyes" to a manager you don't like it really overdone now.

what a fucking game of footy, wew

do you guys ever check the twitter responses to official club accounts live match tweets?

don't

t. guardioyes fan boy

How often do you masturbate?

wena nido

Yes hello.

Qui transfers, la?

>chelshit plastic celebrating this hard beating mighty Norwich in penalty
Truly small club mentality

autism: the post

who's arsenal playing in the next round of the FA Cup?

>PSG won their league match today 8-0
the state of that league

Dumb niggers.

Could an all-star team of all the teams in the Scottish Premiership excluding Celtic beat Celtic?

mad chelshit consumer

Based VAR BTFO Chelshit diving merchant. We need it in the league

>Chelsea literally have 3 English players
>two of them were bought as panic buys and sole bought as squad depth
>the other is an aging CB who is being phased out of the starting XI
How exactly are they supposed to be the most patriotic team in the country?

>implying coyes didn’t want Morata

I wish I was on this board when >Moyes was manager of United. I'm guessing it was like Poop but the opposite, where everyone sarcastically supported him even though he lost and kept saying "THIS is the game where Moyes' tactics shine"

"no"

More like
>Moyes

lol nobody supported him

Everyone wanted him to flop because he was managing manure.

>implying Sam Allardoyes, Rafael Benitoyes and Mauricio Pellegroyes are managers I don't really like

Absolutely based.

this is the best-11 based on whoscored.com

where would they finish in the league?

say something nice about them

it was even better with van lal and his philosophee, that man was a living meme

Probably second or third

>sticking de brown out on the wing
they wouldn't deserve better than 20th

If managed by Big Sam, 1st.

every 3rd post on Sup Forums contained the following:
>6(six)

holy lel that defence

Is this the thread for transsexuals?

no,this is the thread to discuss the country Transnistria

how are you sosa

it has been a long time

trip on

Why are you lying on the interweb

They didn't even celebrate that hard

ARF

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They're not, it's clearly Tottenham then West Ham.

>“We have not done anything already because we are fighting for the best players we can.”

Carlos is gonna save Swansea lads, getting the lobsters soon

got 59%

first few were easy but then it got hard

47% first try, 53% second

100% here la wasn't sure about all of them though

Saved

If i recall correctly, he didn't play the minimum amount of games required to win a medal

>Sanchez
Griezmann would be better (if he'd still join Man Utd). This team is good enough to win the PL:

DDG
Valencia Bailly Jones Shaw
Matic
Lingard* Pogba
Griezmann Lukaku Martial

*Herrera could perhaps be swapped in when more aggression is need in midfield