/trans/ - "What was Allardyce thinking, sending Walcott on so early?" Edition

Today's big moves:

>Theo Walcott [Arsenal > Everton] £20m and a ruined IT Crowd joke

...that's it really. Unless you want meme moves from the continent and the lower leagues.

>real madrid wont sign anyone

*carves theologically*

>chelshit

>Chelsea

What does /trans/ think about the new Thiccccer Taylor

She's a coalburner so who cares

Do you think bog sim has read the Summa Theologica?

kys

Non, rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien

Just realised the grave consequences of this transfer. Next Wenger will be playing hoofball.

>Bournemouth lost 3-0 to a League One team

Howe for England!

She's fulfilling her destiny.

To be my own personal slampig?

Forgot muh pic

Andy Carroll > Chelsea, Batysuahi > Dortmund, Aubemeyang > Arsenal, Walcott > Everton, Mikhi > Arsenal, Sanchez > United.

dead trans

if you want to know if you should marry a girl or not, look at her mother

wrong thread baka senpai

Surely Everton will have to sell some players soon?

Their squad is so big considering their season is over

>Stop playing Siggy on the wing
>Schneiderlein
>Williams
>Davies
>Besic
>Martina
>Lennon
>Klassen
>Niasse
>Sandro
Should stop all these things promptly

That squad cost about £300m

>Reminder money doesn't guarantee success

They need a new LW, CM, CB, LB, and probably striker. what a disgrace

guaranteed 8th place

We have enough CMs