Did anyone actually see this piece of shit?

Did anyone actually see this piece of shit?

Why does it even exist?

that's not how you put on a spacesuit, lol

It's actually better than about 90% of what's in theaters this year, user
Which is really shit

>it's another "shows the whole fucking movie in the trailer" movie

>2016+1
>still watching trailers
You ought to know better by now

>the whole movie
The trailer was Generic Horror Trailer #9443257 except with a shit-ton of CGI effects.

This entire movie isn't a movie, it's a tax dodge.

It was ridiculous seeing a trailer for it before a trailer for Alien: Covenant.

Literally everything bad happens because they sent a team of retards into space

Sounds a little like the plot of Prometheus.

>generic slasher movie
>spend $100 million on it, hire A-list actors

I didn't realize Jake and Ryan were that hard up for work, holy fuck. Someone get Deadpool 2 and Prince of Persia 2 rolling, STAT

what was his endgame?

Literally A+ 10/10 kino. And the twist at the end? Boy they sure got me. The script was flawless and the director was a master of suspense.

Fuck off.

>it's a tax dodge.

What do you mean by this? I'm intrigued.

so generic that the "secret Venom prequel" rumor actually sounded more interesting

He wanted to touch it with his dick

>sending a cripple to space

I don't think it was just the crew that was retarded

I wasnt really paying attention to this because its literally "worse alien on the iss lmao" but the ending while sort of expected still fucked me up pretty good. like the way that jake gyllenhall was just desperately screaming while surrounded by the alien thing was one of the more shocking images from the film. not to mention when deadpool dies, the whole theatre was yelling when that happened

the thing really fucked me up was instead the other lady yelling while sh was sent in the deep space

that entire ending sequence was hilarious

the good:
technically perfect (sets and costumes and props, camerawork, zero-g, visuals)
great tense scenes, no jumpscares
great cast
gory as fuck

the bad:
alien remake
astronauts are dumb

yeah like you expected it to end like gravity and then bam you just know the whole fuckin world is done for

It was bad. So many mistakes that are jest breaking protocol and straight up stupid decisions. Also made no sense why Calvin didn't die in space since they said it needed oxygen to live. but 20 minutes in the ship with no oxygen it tries going for the oxygen sticks. Stupid movie.

Which is better, Arrival or this one?

Arrival is smarter and boring (and "important"), this one is fun and stupid

so this one of course

I liked it
More movies like this? except Alien saga of course

Arrival by a long shot but they are literally nothing alike.

>its a write off Jerry, they write it off

this would've been kino if the qt stronauts were barefoot like sandra bullock in her space movie

Calvin did nothing wrong.

The alien had a pretty good Kaiju-like desing. Godzilla vs Calvin when?

Pretty much this senpai, his/her first interaction with humanity is them shocking him and attacking him.

And shit, a niggas gotta eat.

Actually, right after he got smart enough to think, the scientist gassed him. That caused him to go to sleep. The next thing he's aware of is being electrocuted, so that's twice he's been attacked by the humans, as far as he knows.

He just wanted to open a boxing gym because the game wasn't in him no more.

Yeah wtf this year has been noticeably worse for films than before so far.