Every baseball is rubbed down with the same mud from some swamp in New Jersey

>every baseball is rubbed down with the same mud from some swamp in New Jersey

Are there any other weird sport traditions like this?

Yes. Posters who compose the reddit diaspora on the internet post in a fashion in which they skip one line of text every time they make a new thread or reply. It is called redditposting, and people who do that are fat (because they are mostly americans and we all know americans are fat as fuck).

Is reddit spacing a sport though?

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>tfw been reddit spacing since before reddit existed

>Brazil in charge of not shitting up the internet.

You motherfuckers deserve Ajit Pai more than anyone.

Pure autism, my friend

this is reddit spacing.

not this.

if you cant tell the difference, you need to go back.

The octopus (Detroit) and catfish (Nashville) toss in hockey.

How much is this mud worth?

good post

it's worth rubbing on your balls

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Probably not. Baseball is autism in sport form.

>Baseball is autism in sport form
hence its superiority

Iirc every rock used in curling comes from the same Scottish island.

very nice post

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i heard it's an american tradition that baseball is reserved for the guys to get away from their wives for hours while the bull satisfies her.

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excellent post

Not much. IIRC the guy that runs the operation sez he only makes $20K or so yearly from it. Which is good money since I think it takes like a couple weeks work to get it all situated, but I think it's more a family tradition at this point.

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I heard soccer was invented by yuropeon women to give them something to do while their husbands made them dinner.

I heard this too

>I heard this too
So it's confirmed as true.

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I used to colonize this post

He only makes 20k a year from the only mud the MLB uses??

What a fucking idiot. He sells the only mud that goes on every single MLB and minor league baseball... should easily be worth 100mil at this point.

guy kinda pigeonholed himself.

I mean all he has to do is get a few buckets of mud a year. 1000 pounds at even 20 pounds a bucket is just filling up 50 buckets a years for 20, 000 dollars.

He's a simple man for him it's a family tradition and honor

20000 bucks a year won't even cover taxes in New Jersey

>h-hey my special mud is more rare this year so prices have increased to one million instead of 20k
Ok, well we won't be doing business this year or going forward
>lol I was only pretending to be retarded

Let's steal the mud Sup Forums

huge if true

Joisey mud ids da best okay?

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Baseball is comfy

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Reminder that people used to post like this before reddit even took off

It was actually invented as a signifier by Sup Forums in response to everyone pointing out that half their board was weird 40 year olds from the donald

Is reddit spacing some meme for proper grammar and punctuation? Unironically don't understand.

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