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>look i posted it again!
edition

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i'm in la xx

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ROFL

Gotta be up in 6 hours for an interview that may change my life

love watching conservative talk shows when they mention G-d, not as the focus of the show, but as an offhand remark. makes me feel better. think i need to go to church but i'm worried about how to explain why i'm going there alone out of the blue after living here a long time and supposedly being a christian. most people get a friend to bring them along and initiate them with a church but i have none

if you died of a drug overdose or heart attack from doing coke and you were found dead naked with piss and bukkake porn on your computer do you think the coppers or whoever found you would tell your parents the full details or would they spare them the distress

I'm sure they'd choose their words carefully

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Bible. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theology most of the parables will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also king Soloman's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Ecclesiastes, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these stories, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Bible truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the theological significance in Jesus's existencial catchphrase "Father Father why have you forsaken me," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as God's genius unfolds itself on their Bibles' pages. What fools... how I pity them.

And yes by the way, I DO have a crucifixion tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the true Christian ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

why so dead

>woke up 5pm hungover
>nearly okay to go out and be degenerate

What should i do lads

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Is calling black toilet paper beautiful 'cultural appropriation'?

best of luck mate

goddamn having to cite things slows down writing so much

have literally written thousands of words just for shitposting essays on obscure textboards that will be seen by about 5 people in a few hours, while it's now taken the same amount of time to write 600 words.

Ever get the feeling of 'butterflies' but in one of your testicles?

Really uncomfortable

What did he mean by this

love citing me

Dad is like 5'4 but he looks like a mafia hitman so it suits him

'fuck off normie newcunt'

i'd get that looked at

This is from Brazil, also how the fuck i'll know when my ass is clean

get that before the mistress gives them a solid kick

you could call it impractical

love writing
have citing

would love to fade my willy into hope sandoval lads

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Who the fuck names their kid hope

If you don't get the job you'll probably be severely disappointed no?
Sounds like it is life changing either way

>love writing
>hate citing

strawpoll.me/14234010
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business idea: brown toilet paper

not i

citing alan as we speak

business idea: brown toilet paper with poo texture

>citing
just use the "cite" function on google scholar la xx

Don't get smart with me

kind of stepping on the feet of my established business idea

have to brush my teeth but can't be bothered

Thoughts on this image?

ah yes his valuable research into ladyboys will surely greatly benefit humanity

business idea: dirt coloured toilet paper with poo texture

Good post lad

>strawpoll.me/14234010
over 100 here

think its hard to read with all this shit in the way

No lad. Been browsing Sup Forums for over 6 years. When i said what did he mean by this i wasnt asking what for a definition i meant why so asspained so fast

I was in that random thread for like 20 minutes i didnt even notice i wasnt in /brit/

c'mon man it's good for ya. I'll do it too and you'll know we're doing it at the same time. deal?

job centre is trying to get me to work for amazon because they temporarily hire at this time of the year

told them to fuck off, no way I'm doing that, looked up what its like and it looks fucking dire

only been on the dole for 5 weeks and already they're looking to throw me into shit

might act like a mongoloid to try and get on ESA or something lads haha

it was very misleading

>business idea: brown toilet paper
No it's terrible. I bought some hippy shit that was tan. It looks bad in the toilet.

painful post

Is this the famed Australian intellect?

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

>reddit filename
>doesent understand the gimmick
>"i-ive been here forever!"

not the guy you were replying to but you should fuck OFF (to /cum/) newcunt

I'm soon to be manufacturing some right now. You are outsourcing jobs to America and don't even realize

Is that Alan?

Business idea: dirt flavoured toilet paper with poo texture

you were in it too asking about your balls don't lie

that still means finding sources for things that are general knowledge
especially when they're locked down in wankish academic papers with stupid irrelevant titles because a wordpress blog isn't an acceptable source for Jeremy Thorpe trying to kill his gay lover.

shame australia has all that desert

if it was all fertile plains it would be a white mans paradise

How do you deal with the overwhelming boredom? I drink and smoke and eat and play vidya and think about killing myself. at this moment I don't see why I should go on any longer. I really don't think life is worth it, nothing brings me any enjoyment.

can you taste with your bumhole

Tried the love of a good woman?

join a gym

I've never met an Australian before

I would like to, so I could clock it one on the jaw

457 is reddit? I just used the Google I'm phoneposting right now don't have my collections. So much tremendous asspain

only bitter and sweet tastes but yea

met one at a concert he was sound think your aggression is unwarranted

>5'8

sometimes people in the street burst out in laughter at how short I am

once you're on ESA you can get in a rut and be on it forever. That's what happened to me. Started off thinking I was faking mental illness to get on sick, then thought years being on sick had made me mentally ill, now realise I was always mentally ill or at least chronically neurotic, but that I might've got out from under it if I hadn't spent so much time doing fuck all.

>I'm phoneposting

I have a lot of anxiety. I'd rather kill myself.
It's been years since I've felt the embrace of a lover. I couldn't bring a woman any joy now.

Paul Simon looks like a dumb fucking cunt here

Mate I've posted that everywhere just want a varied and reliable diagnosis from the 'chon

If you join a gym (and don't get kicked out for violating the no-virgin policy), having never done exercise in your life and decide to do SS or something similar, what's the best way of working out how much you should be lifting on day 1?

haha runt midget, sucks you arent 5'9 like a real man (me)

wish i was an abo tbqh

the gangs all here

still too much heat for taigs though

And spicy.

t. someone who eats a lot of Taco Bell

get out of the house and do shit, then you'll feel better. Lazy asshole.

lift lots get an injury and never go back

funfact: developing the skills to read academic journals are part of the whole college experience

You should leave and join a climbing gym instead

rock me amadeus

Sound of silence is still better than that metal version.

Is this the average American family?

what you going as for halloween lads? im thinking the grim reaper, keep it classic yknow?

deadlift 300kg, dont forget to use all back

I don't get bored at all. Maybe for a few minutes, but there's so much to explore online, I feel like nothing new could happen or be invented or uploaded for the next 50 years and I'd still never get bored. YouTube alone has enough to keep me busy for the rest of my life.

Thought the lads might like this one x

yeh

the real question is would you the chubby one on the bottom right?

reckon i would

CIA from the film the dark knight rises: the love story of cia and bane

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard

Pablo Seshcobar

Nothing
My shitty PM scheduled me for an out of town trip that night

ROARING

Absolutely obliterated a dyke in half. That'll tech her that girls can have willies too