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>look i posted it again!
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Gotta be up in 6 hours for an interview that may change my life

love watching conservative talk shows when they mention G-d, not as the focus of the show, but as an offhand remark. makes me feel better. think i need to go to church but i'm worried about how to explain why i'm going there alone out of the blue after living here a long time and supposedly being a christian. most people get a friend to bring them along and initiate them with a church but i have none

if you died of a drug overdose or heart attack from doing coke and you were found dead naked with piss and bukkake porn on your computer do you think the coppers or whoever found you would tell your parents the full details or would they spare them the distress

I'm sure they'd choose their words carefully

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Bible. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theology most of the parables will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also king Soloman's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Ecclesiastes, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these stories, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Bible truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the theological significance in Jesus's existencial catchphrase "Father Father why have you forsaken me," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as God's genius unfolds itself on their Bibles' pages. What fools... how I pity them.

And yes by the way, I DO have a crucifixion tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the true Christian ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.