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*kisses your mom*
fake news edition
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first for /balt/
>fap
>instantly lose interest in what I was fapping to
this isnt good, right?
FUCKING DELETE THAT PICTURE RIGHT NOW
*onrakes toothpaste*
this was a recurring issue for me when I used to fap with SEA girls on interpals
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>fap with
what?
booooooooooooooooo
not anime
booooooooooooooo
you suck
boooooooooooooooo
kys faggot
booooooooooooooo
taylor a shit
booooooooooooooooo
>muh therapy
for what user
so you don't kill yourself, retard
post pic of mommy
>wrote fiction piece about suicide for an assignment
>teacher's friend commits suicide a few days later
what the FUCK does this mean
that's really not good
So that you can have someone who will listen
>ugh no one can help me they don't understand my life is pain im so unique in my experiences
you should watch it and then watch mary poppins afterwards on a chilly day user
the world needs to know you
Do you live in Alaska?
love having continuations to previous dreams, it's like I'm glimpsing into the life of another me
I think i'm just over my head, i'm too big of a pussy to do it anyway but i do have thoughts sometimes
>getting jacked up and playing around the world on the webcam
Probably the most degenerate thing I've read in a while.
well I'm thinking about doing a kms
memetics are real
*rakes toothpaste on*
I realize that assad is white, but most Syrians are not
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Straight White m*les are public enemy no. 1
Mexicans are public enemy no. 1
I'm a straight white mexican
*fucks an american girl while she compliments my canuck accent*
Favourite five films in order:
1. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
2. The Godfather
3. Fight Club
4. Goodfellas
5. The Godfather II
Please rate.
Unless you're going to disagree. In which case you can fuck off.
aka the Devil
>camadians think they have their own accents
michigantier post desu
Goodfellas was better than The Godfather
why would anyone compliment soory and aboot lmao
*unsheathes 20-foot long katana*
*slaughters the entirety of mexico and all whites on earth*
*linkin park writes an album in my honor*
*90's era bjork gives me a blowjob*
I am public emeny number #1 *listens to music*
the death count of the holocaust was probably over exaggerated
>Goodfellas was better than The Godfather
>assuming I'm a girl
all the mexicans in this general are girls except you
is a 0/12 still considered disagreing
Didn't Linkin Park unironically kill himself
Mr. Park hung himself yes
fuck off anti semite
It's LINCOLN Park you FUCK
love recognizing electronic instrument sounds
only know yamaha bee-bops though
>bum cigarettes off people all the time
>never buy my own pack
prove me wrong
we can dance if we want to
we can leave your friends behind
cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance well they aint no friends of mine
Everyones opinion other than you
>no sources
having charcoal lungs isn't cool
vikings just aren't going to tie you to a rock and pull your lungs out through your back these days
goodfellas is much better than godfather my man
the smell of cigarettes reminds me of my grandparents and uncles
it reminds me of the carnival that used to come to my town
it reminds me of better times
i dont like the godfather because casey jewstein likes it
wish we had some good hot sauce here 2bh. need it for my sinuses
I'm going to organize an offline meetup, we can all get together and die. I've got guns so don't worry about the method.
If anyone ever mentions /cum/ to me IRL I'm swinging
*goes to the official /cum/ group suicide and steals all the guns*
thanks for the free guns nerds
like you can even make a fist
How do we kill the international jew once and for all?
t. doesn't grab his thumb when he throws
>wish we had some good hot sauce here 2bh. need it for my sinuses
Global Genocide 1: The Final Final Solution
t. assumes a fighting stance
wtf is that in the window
>tfw high and I 'm losing my mind
*pulls out gun*
asian american internment camps when?
ghost jizz
feeling extremely depressed. i am a worthless fatass weak coward. i think when my grandparents are gone i'll find a gun from the deep web and put a bullet in my head.
go to trade school my man and become self efficient
why
no point
to buy a car and go fast
you won't feel worthless, you'll make something of yourself
get a trendy haircut, dress nicer, shower and shave daily
hmm i do like going fast, but i have a car that is capable of going fast already
i don't feel like it though, bud I don't want to get better i just want to not exist
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I don't hate anyone though, Tyler
my dream is to die going fast in a car
How do I convince a girl to wear a headdress for me?
my dream is to die with a bullet in my head, preferably a shotgun shell
tell her you have severe autism and you will end your life if she doesn't. she'll get a restraining order but hey you're the faggot
Not even an ideology? What's your story arc?
in college an english professor of mine who had written his thesis on gender tried to explain why fight club showed why men shouldn't try to fight modernity in a masculine way and palahniuk was mocking those who do
i did not challenge him but i realized that i could not care less what a homosexual author and this man told me about masculinity
its never too late to change user. remember that
find a native
story arc? if I'm a character in a story, i'm a side character who isolates himself from everyone, has no lines, is utterly boring and then kills himself
Bait
Palanhiuk is a hack and professors are also usually hacks who should keep their opinions to themselves
am i going to suddenly wake up one day and find meaning in things? am i going to stop being anhedonic out of nowhere?
the fuck are you talking about? what does it mean for a person to have a story arc. i wasn't baiting im just confused
was surprised to see it was only 8pm
shall be passing out for longer this time
no. you're going to wake up one day and realize you can work toward finding meaning in your life. you will never wake up one day with your problems solved.
You're right, today's the day I'll finally muster the will to end my life!
A story arc; a drive, a passion. Some inherent overarching desire that separates you from an animal that will only ever know survival.
one thing i do like about the cornjews is that they don't speak french or spanish
it was nice seeing a pretend schoolhouse with words I could kind of understand
I realized that a long time ago, that I create meaning for myself. I have tried again and again and again and I have 0 motivation. I am going to fall back on my absolute last resort, which is a psychiatrist and their damned meds. I will get no sleep and I'll be emotionless and miserable but I'll be way more sociable...
if you really think that's the only solution then its your decision to make
This is the most normie post I've ever read in my life.
>8pm
oh