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*kisses your mom*

fake news edition

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first for /balt/

>fap
>instantly lose interest in what I was fapping to
this isnt good, right?

FUCKING DELETE THAT PICTURE RIGHT NOW

*onrakes toothpaste*

this was a recurring issue for me when I used to fap with SEA girls on interpals

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>fap with
what?

booooooooooooooooo
not anime
booooooooooooooo
you suck
boooooooooooooooo
kys faggot
booooooooooooooo
taylor a shit
booooooooooooooooo

>muh therapy

for what user

so you don't kill yourself, retard
post pic of mommy

>wrote fiction piece about suicide for an assignment
>teacher's friend commits suicide a few days later
what the FUCK does this mean

that's really not good

So that you can have someone who will listen

>ugh no one can help me they don't understand my life is pain im so unique in my experiences

you should watch it and then watch mary poppins afterwards on a chilly day user

the world needs to know you

Do you live in Alaska?

love having continuations to previous dreams, it's like I'm glimpsing into the life of another me

I think i'm just over my head, i'm too big of a pussy to do it anyway but i do have thoughts sometimes

>getting jacked up and playing around the world on the webcam
Probably the most degenerate thing I've read in a while.

well I'm thinking about doing a kms

memetics are real

*rakes toothpaste on*

I realize that assad is white, but most Syrians are not

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Straight White m*les are public enemy no. 1

Mexicans are public enemy no. 1

I'm a straight white mexican

*fucks an american girl while she compliments my canuck accent*

Favourite five films in order:
1. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
2. The Godfather
3. Fight Club
4. Goodfellas
5. The Godfather II

Please rate.
Unless you're going to disagree. In which case you can fuck off.

aka the Devil

>camadians think they have their own accents
michigantier post desu

Goodfellas was better than The Godfather

why would anyone compliment soory and aboot lmao

*unsheathes 20-foot long katana*
*slaughters the entirety of mexico and all whites on earth*
*linkin park writes an album in my honor*
*90's era bjork gives me a blowjob*
I am public emeny number #1 *listens to music*

the death count of the holocaust was probably over exaggerated

youtu.be/TKUDRW9EA2c

>Goodfellas was better than The Godfather

>assuming I'm a girl
all the mexicans in this general are girls except you
is a 0/12 still considered disagreing

Didn't Linkin Park unironically kill himself

Mr. Park hung himself yes

fuck off anti semite

It's LINCOLN Park you FUCK

love recognizing electronic instrument sounds
only know yamaha bee-bops though

>bum cigarettes off people all the time
>never buy my own pack

prove me wrong

we can dance if we want to
we can leave your friends behind
cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance well they aint no friends of mine

Everyones opinion other than you

>no sources

having charcoal lungs isn't cool
vikings just aren't going to tie you to a rock and pull your lungs out through your back these days

goodfellas is much better than godfather my man

the smell of cigarettes reminds me of my grandparents and uncles
it reminds me of the carnival that used to come to my town
it reminds me of better times

i dont like the godfather because casey jewstein likes it

wish we had some good hot sauce here 2bh. need it for my sinuses

I'm going to organize an offline meetup, we can all get together and die. I've got guns so don't worry about the method.

If anyone ever mentions /cum/ to me IRL I'm swinging

*goes to the official /cum/ group suicide and steals all the guns*
thanks for the free guns nerds

like you can even make a fist

How do we kill the international jew once and for all?

t. doesn't grab his thumb when he throws

>wish we had some good hot sauce here 2bh. need it for my sinuses

Global Genocide 1: The Final Final Solution
t. assumes a fighting stance

wtf is that in the window

>tfw high and I 'm losing my mind

*pulls out gun*

asian american internment camps when?
ghost jizz

feeling extremely depressed. i am a worthless fatass weak coward. i think when my grandparents are gone i'll find a gun from the deep web and put a bullet in my head.

go to trade school my man and become self efficient

why

no point

to buy a car and go fast

you won't feel worthless, you'll make something of yourself
get a trendy haircut, dress nicer, shower and shave daily

hmm i do like going fast, but i have a car that is capable of going fast already

i don't feel like it though, bud I don't want to get better i just want to not exist

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I don't hate anyone though, Tyler

my dream is to die going fast in a car

How do I convince a girl to wear a headdress for me?

my dream is to die with a bullet in my head, preferably a shotgun shell

tell her you have severe autism and you will end your life if she doesn't. she'll get a restraining order but hey you're the faggot

Not even an ideology? What's your story arc?

in college an english professor of mine who had written his thesis on gender tried to explain why fight club showed why men shouldn't try to fight modernity in a masculine way and palahniuk was mocking those who do

i did not challenge him but i realized that i could not care less what a homosexual author and this man told me about masculinity

its never too late to change user. remember that

find a native

story arc? if I'm a character in a story, i'm a side character who isolates himself from everyone, has no lines, is utterly boring and then kills himself

Bait

Palanhiuk is a hack and professors are also usually hacks who should keep their opinions to themselves
am i going to suddenly wake up one day and find meaning in things? am i going to stop being anhedonic out of nowhere?
the fuck are you talking about? what does it mean for a person to have a story arc. i wasn't baiting im just confused

was surprised to see it was only 8pm
shall be passing out for longer this time

no. you're going to wake up one day and realize you can work toward finding meaning in your life. you will never wake up one day with your problems solved.

You're right, today's the day I'll finally muster the will to end my life!

A story arc; a drive, a passion. Some inherent overarching desire that separates you from an animal that will only ever know survival.

one thing i do like about the cornjews is that they don't speak french or spanish
it was nice seeing a pretend schoolhouse with words I could kind of understand

I realized that a long time ago, that I create meaning for myself. I have tried again and again and again and I have 0 motivation. I am going to fall back on my absolute last resort, which is a psychiatrist and their damned meds. I will get no sleep and I'll be emotionless and miserable but I'll be way more sociable...

if you really think that's the only solution then its your decision to make

This is the most normie post I've ever read in my life.

>8pm
oh