>OMG THE ALIEN ESCAPED AND IS INSIDE THE SHIP!

>OMG THE ALIEN ESCAPED AND IS INSIDE THE SHIP!
>we need to spend the next hour calmly preparing the dead body in a blankie and not communicate with earth or evacuate or do anything at all about the killer alien [\spoiler]

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>girl and guy the only ones left alive
>"welp, we're gonna die on the ship"
>"oh btw let's use the escape pods that have been here the entire time lol"

Can't just outright abandon multimillion dollar equipment

Not only did they do that, they doomed the human race. Calvin's going to eat all of China, at the very least.

Didn't see it yet. Did they really break quarantine protocol to save their own ass?

No, they broke quarantine to save one man (the black man) and that resulted in another man dying and the alien escaping.

Are these movies serving as warning signs to future generations on how NOT to act around new biological material? First Prometheus snake charmer black goo crap and now this? Are scientists in movies getting dumber?

No telling how Calvin would have acted if the scientists hadn't accidentally gassed him and then deliberately electrocuted him. Any intelligent organism would have felt threatened at that point.

The fishermen were Vietnamese, idiot

I stand corrected then. Calvin's going to eat all of Asia, starting with Vietnam.

wow so scary, what a twist (((hollywood))) another great original movie you got here

i just want to see the monster. maybe a cool death scene.links?

Nobody thinks that an organism that small could do any kind of serious damage. People getting pissy at the black guy for poking at calvin have never played with nitroglycerin in their science lab.

The first attack sequence up until Deadpool's death is genuinely great but the rest of them are mediocre.

By that point, they have no idea what Calvin is capable of. More caution would have been warranted, but the cripple was the only one qualified to handle him, and his judgment was clouded.

It's telling us to stop playing god and tone it down with science a little bit.

I hear it eventually grows a face?

yeah it has some weird talon face. It looks like a mean bird face or something

>Nobody thinks that an organism that small could do any kind of serious damage.
Have these dumbfucks ever heard of viruses?

>wearing thick rubber gloves
>organism is the size of a golf ball

????

Ryan Reynolds' character sure seems to understand how potentially dangerous it is.

>organism doesn't have the same genetic make up of anything on earth
LET'S PLAY GOLF GUYS!

Any pics of the "LIFE"?

speaking of alien movies.
i once saw a trailer where theres a crew of i guess astronauts sitting inside a building and someone is knocking on the outside asking to be let in but the guy is apperently already inside.
anyone know what movie that is?
really bugs me when i saw the trailer for life i suddenly remembered that but i cant for the life of me put a name on it. dont know if the movie is out yet but i saw the trailer in 2016.

Nosy neighbor just couldn't mind his own business. So what if wife was making amateur porn. Piece of shit neighbor needs to eat shit. He's the piece of shit for being a porn addict.

Are you kidding? The neighbor probably saved that dudes' life for exposing that whore for what she really is, a cock gobbler. Do you really want to be cucked by alien life like you are in real life?

why didnt they just shoot it with guns?

He should have minded his own business. Were it me, I would have preferred not knowing. Guy probably really loved her and was probably less of a man because he blames himself for her cheating.

apollo 18?

It's basically this movie but much, much worse.

no its not appollo 18.
its hard to describe. really you have a round of what i think are astronauts sitting inside in like a module and outside it suddenly knocks and you hear someone outside asking to let them in. then everyone turns to a guy sitting with everyone inside because its apparently the very same guy that is knocking from the outside.
dont remember much except this single thing that stuck with me.

And like Calvin, she would have fucked him over the first chance she got.

The Sphere?

That's Knock Knock, starring Keanu Reeves. Pretty good movie, mostly known for the space effects.

nope this is recent.
2015 or 2016 or might not be out yet.

nope

*helps Calvin*

What the fuck dude I'm passed with the movies ending.
Well, basically, everything that was going on in the movie. Like fucking shit dude. What a bunch of incompetent scientists.

Poking him with a cattle prod is the exact opposite of helping Calvin.

Pissed *

OMG the alien just got out immediately knows how to disable our communications!

what about feeding him his cripple leg after he killed 2 astronauts

That wasn't intentional. The guy had no idea.

>Survives in the vacuum of space for twenty minutes at least
>"We gotta suck out all the oxygen to kill it!"

I thought we were past that.

Are you telling me he couldn't see the large leech monster attach to his leg under his pants?

It ain't me starts playing during the credits

Unless you're saying he unzipped his pants and let Calvin crawl in and down his pant leg, I don't see how he could have known.

This so fucking much.

Do movie execs even once-over this shit anymore?

If was wearing a flight suit and felt it moving around and then see a giant moving bump on my leg I would assume that something is there

No, it's a sign to future generations to ensure that all lab areas on the ISS be adjacent to airlock doors so that if something grabs your token Negro scientist's hand you can vent the entire motherfucker immediately and not have it get free to eat your whole crew.

just because he endured the vacuum of space for a little while doesn't mean he could have survived it. It would have died eventually starved of oxygen.

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Underrated.

NASA also prohibits anything that could cause fire.

I also like how oxygen candles are drained in seconds when. They're supposed to last hours.

they're actually breitbart propaganda against immigration
seriously, there's a fucking essay of a review on letterboxd that goes into immense detail. during the movie i even thought "hey, one could write that this movie is about immigration, as a dumb joke" and then soon found out someone did it seriously

they were fucked whatever they did, even if they'd kept in in their shitty quarantine room, the creature is indestructible and smart and strong enough to find a way out of anything

wasn't that the credits song? it was oddly upbeat and 60's ish, contrasting with the "fuck you audience lol" bleak ending

Then the protocol is to go down with the ship rather than endanger ALL OF HUMANITY

well, you know how planning for unknown unkowns and all that goes

No way dude, don't give me that unkown unknows speech. We've had known knowns and we've had known unknows, yet even if we've had unknown unknowns we'd still have at least known something about the unknown. For example has a really good point. Standard procedure during a space exploration of life on Mars mission like this should have had a contigency plan that sends the organism into the vacuum that is space.

Thanks for saving me 8 bucks.

>6 retarded "astronauts" and a lab rat doom humanity

The scientists/astronauts in Life may have stupid, but they were still at least twice as smart as the smartest character in Prometheus.

well they did vent the little squid into outer space, were it hung out for a while and then came back in. and they did have a weird plan for sending a rocket for pushing the space station into outer space, but went full retard and made it you could access it from inside the station, wtf was that whole scene that was really stupid

they probably only prepared for scenarios of a dangerous fungus or at most a small predator, they really didn't expect the creature to both be indestructible and be able to have an intuitive deep understanding of advanced human tech, from functioning and space trajectories of space stations and shuttles to space suits

Only phone posters can fuck up spoilers.

he's right though, it was one of the many stupid things they did

You could smell the Sony executives hovering over this film.

>Hmmm we need a scarier monster, give it a mean angry face
>but sir every cell of this organism functions as a nerve cell meaning the structure of a face is completely unnecessary as it can see eat smell and hear from every cell in its body simultaneously
>yeah but nah tho, have it get right in Jake Gylenhall's face, like scowling at him like it wants to fight

It was randomly Spirit in the Sky

>alien specimen that you know nothing about
>well its smaller than my hand and i dont see teeth so let me put a glove on and start poking at it

Pathetic

The rat did nothing wrong you fucking idiot

what does calvin look like? someone said it grows a face? wtf

Haven't seen the film. What's the creature's gimmick? How does it kill?

There was an image posted of a fake quote from an astronaut describing what you just described. Not sure what it's originally from.

Pretty sure it's The God Particle.

>because he blames himself for her cheating.
You don't know him. Are you projecting?

source pls

Like a kaiju. Seriously, its final form looked like a mini kaiju. Something between Orga and Clover.

>super strength
>Extreme agility
>every single of its cells are muscle, nerve and photoreceptor cells at the same time.

Everybody in this thread wants to know what Calvin looks like

its a confirmed venom origin story,

Calvin got less scary as it grew bigger. The entire movie I was waiting for it to kill one of the people like it did the mouse. But instead only Ryan Reynolds gets a spooky death and everyone else just gets JUSTed in space.

Depends really.

Can Calvin reproduce? The movie seemed to imply it could reproduce from a single cell. But if not, he'll kill a few tens of thousands before they nuke him and end the threat.

>Thinks extraterrestrial viruses can interact with terrestrial biologies
Its almost like you don't know what the fuck you're on about.

The monster clearly needed oxygen, it would eventually go into hibernation if it didn't have enough. It would take time for sure, but it'd eventually work.

>the creature is indestructible
I didn't like how untouchable it was, it should have at the very least looked slightly burned and charred from the incinerator. Ignoring the fact a flamethrower on the ISS is beyond pants on head retarded.

Bullshit its a good point. In real life monsters dont grow from single cells and kill entire crews. The standard procedure would be just regular bio hazard containment and thats it.

>biohazard room
>not having a multitude of tools for disposing of biohazards
i expected a space axe desu

I don't think the creature actually piloted the ship back towards Earth, it just pried the dudes hand off the controls so the autopilot reengaged and took it automatically down to Earth.

>regular bio hazard containment
That's just a pair of rubber gloves and maybe a face mask.

source?

Dude, its the ISS. NASA HATES fire hazards, fire is the last thing anyone wants in a space station. They literally go out of their way to ensure fires are as unlikely as possible. Having a flamethrower on the ISS is actually the result of the writer not giving a single solitary fuck about how things are supposed to work realistically. But this is mostly a nitpick since most average movie goers don't consider this. And besides, why even bother with a flame thrower, if you want to use heat to destroy a sample, the specimen chamber would just be an oven.

nasa.gov/audience/foreducators/k-4/features/F_Fire_Prevention_in_Space.html

this. was hoping for some amorphous starfish incomprehensible at first. Was Calvin cool?

many of it's behaviors are left unclear wether or not they were intelligent or just random chance:

- did it know that the humans would try to kill it by activating the boosters which would make them fall back into earth, as it intended, or was it simply trying to get back in the iss

- did it control donnie darko's escape pod in a way to bounce the other astronaut's escape pod to space so it wouldn't come back down to earth to warn others, or was it just a fortunate accident for itself. and did it control the descent

my opinions is that all of it's actions are fully aware and calculated. silly but it's what i like to headcanon

Oh really? I figured that meant the box they had. The box was enough realistically. It's literally just a cell after all.

>womans a whore but the guy she fucks is a hero

kek you want the cock dont you semen demon.

that's cool. what is nasa's policy on dealing with alien biohazards in quarantined lab rooms? what destructive tool do they have? that room was pretty fire proofed, deadpool shot that shit all over the place and did not damage, not even inside the fucking cupboards

I don't think the dude she cheated with promised the husband not to fuck his wife.

it's a pretty transparent/blueish starfish at first, that kinda shapeshifts and extends tentacles or "wings" as it needs to (it's a colony of shifting single celled organisms? i was a bit distracted there) it kinda "swims" through zero g, reminds a bit of a manta-ray at times

it also likes to facefuck people with it's thick transparent tentacles

but if he wasnt also a whore like most men then she would have no one to cheat with and would thus remain pure

>did it know that the humans would try to kill it by activating the boosters which would make them fall back into earth, as it intended, or was it simply trying to get back in the iss
No fucking way it did. It absolutely was just trying to get back in. And they weren't boosters, they were RCS thrusters meant for light maneuvering and orbital corrections, they literally dont have the delta V necessary to put them into a decaying orbit. I've played KSP, you physically can't go from a stable orbit to a reentry trajectory with a few seconds of RCS.

>did it control donnie darko's escape pod in a way to bounce the other astronaut's escape pod to space so it wouldn't come back down to earth to warn others, or was it just a fortunate accident for itself. and did it control the descent
just plot happenstance to get the ending the writer wanted.

The creature is smart, possibly as smart or smarter than humans, but its having to learn from nothing. A caveman wouldn't know what a control stick would do but a clever one would figure out if someones trying to kill you and is holding onto it, you don't want them to hold onto it.

Viruses are just DNA in little protein packages.They're not even alive, but a sort of half-way point between living things and the rest of the universe. If life in the rest of the universe develops the same way that it did on Earth, there's a non-zero chance that a simple virus could infect something on Earth just based on the diversity of life here.