/heem/ - Alaska FC 136 Event Thread

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>The MMA Hour - 01/15/18
youtube.com/watch?v=9XmD-DLfiGE
>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/15/18
youtube.com/watch?v=UxB1y8mscc4
>Promotional Malpractice Live Chat - 1/17/18
youtube.com/watch?v=tiuX1EY6Duc

>UFC 220 Embedded Vlog Series
Episode 1: youtube.com/watch?v=91T5bgXE4d0
Episdoe 2: youtube.com/watch?v=IbNJTLCitDM
Episode 3: youtube.com/watch?v=Sk4_z2bP0EU

/mma/ News:
>Cynthia Calvillo fails drug test for marijuana metabolites, facing UFC anti-doping violation
mmafighting.com/2018/1/17/16904384/cynthia-calvillo-fails-drug-test-for-marijuana-metabolites-facing-ufc-anti-doping-violation

>Tony Ferguson scheduled to fight Khabib Nurmagomedov at UFC 223 in Brooklyn
mmafighting.com/2018/1/17/16901502/tony-ferguson-scheduled-to-fight-khabib-nurmagomedov-at-ufc-223-in-brooklyn

>Jamie Moyle out of UFC 220 bout vs. Maryna Moroz due to injury
mmafighting.com/2018/1/17/16900954/jamie-moyle-out-of-ufc-220-bout-vs-maryna-moroz-due-to-injury

>Jon Jones takes, passes polygraph test in attempt to prove he didn’t knowingly take steroid
mmafighting.com/2018/1/16/16898366/jon-jones-takes-passes-polygraph-test-in-attempt-to-prove-he-didnt-knowingly-take-steroid

/heem/ news:
user wants to know what getting heem feels like user gets down to if champs roid user ranks the best trash talkers Calendar takes picks again user breaks the Cynthia news Cynthia poster deletes Cynthia

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She literally smoked a week out from the fight. Possibly 3 days before

Who is your least favorite female fighter?

This is the thread

Goodnight heem

the champ

>Calendar takes picks
why are you talking about yourself in third person? you have issues

She never got caught at the cheesecake factory so she though she could get away with it

GREAT JOB NOTEPAD

really JAKING one for the team MATE

we are the HEEM TEEM

we GET EVERY OP

EVERY TIME

ALL OF US TOGETHER AS ONE BUDDEH UNIT CALENDAR CORAL SPRINGS TURBO(ME) DOCKIEBRO(dont call him short), and ADAN.. our king is SPAIN bruh

Akaka the BONG

Anyway, based bros for lyfe welcome ot HEEM

lowkey bless bro

>turbz does it again

SIGH... bless me bros..
>when calender gets reveed you really cant stop him tbqh

>loses to carla esparza
>instantly tests for marijuana

I assume she stopped fucking Dana or he is moving on

Just got back from the open workouts for UFC 220. Ama.

Blessings to all my buddys
Leave the bong alone, bless all WHALE CUM to HEEM! kekkers

>l o w k e y

The thing that /heem/ needs to understand about Stipe is that, despite having heemed a lot of top contenders, you can't really say he had a really dominant performance against them and that those fights couldn't have gone the other way.

You can't say Ngannou has ever had anything but a one sided fight.

Again, I've run the simulations many times and they are 99.5% accurate - anyone who bets on Stipe needs to delete their /heem/ account.

b a s e d v i n

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>80980960 (the spammer)
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TAM are all doping

is THIS the thread?

spain really revved him up and he cant stop

we need to do something

Anybody stand out?

>Australian bets on ngannou

damn i was actually about to have him anchor my parlay

Bookies love him!

Its literally a pro wrestling fan who doesn't even watch mma

1 year suspension please. Its a perfect way for her to go through 2018. A loss AND no action

cringe

>fighter of the year 2017

>throwing money away by not betting on Ngannou because of your Australian jealousy

sad

Lol.

Still can't believe she thought she won that fight

cte

>arlovski by decision

Australian picked ngannou but Chael picked Stipe, one of them has to be wrong

>there is ONly 1 buddeh poster

Right bro... right.........

Ngannou wins but pisses hot turning it into a no contest

>Unstoppable force vs immovable object
This means it's either gonna be a draw or a double KO

I tried breaking a door with fists and kicks Rampage Jackson style. I got fined 120$ but it was hella fun.

Volkan was really slow, basic and had no pop to his strikes which makes it all the more curious how he heem people so effortlessly. He may have just not been showing all his cards. DC got no love at first, but won the crowd over once he got on the mic. I was impressed by his work out and I'm a huge DC hater.

Francis was monster as expected, but I saw some hesitation in his pad work and some combination errors. Could have been just some new material they were going over. You could hear the thud of his strikes over these blaring speakers.

Dana White still takes the time to talk to everyone and take pictures with anyone. UFC has changed in recent years but they're still good to their fans and the most accessible sport in the world.

Khabib was there but it didn't seem like he wanted to be.

I didn't stay for Stipe, but I truly think he has the skills only to survive, but not win if that makes sense.

Majority draw incoming

bless me turbz these casuals are cramping my style Schaub Bless these h8rs

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i really dont see how DC wins

>ADCC medalist
>86 grappling score

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Tell me, what is the primary reason you play video games

manipulating matter is banned under the unified rules

>I didn't watch Stipe but I think he loses
The mantra of all the people thinking Ngannou wins.
Thanks for the breakdown though.

h e e m t e e m

j a k i n g h 8 r z

l o g a n p a u l s q u a d

>fight-pass
no

Oh shit Mickey Gall is in the game

>Stamina 88

i t b e g i n s m y s e e d s

there are literally 170lb women fighting up next

I've watched Stipe's entire career, I just didn't stay for his workout. I think he has the skills to survive at best, but don't see how he wins.

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

Fight pass is unironically incredible. 50 bucks a year for almost everything mma related. I'll take that

Why aren't Jason Knight and Lando in the game? I was going to buy it but now I'm not because of their exclusion over much random, shittier fighters.

Who's fighting? Are they going to have more trailer trash wmma because I might actually watch if that's the case

v i n n G O A T

>paying for fightpass when it's free

surely you jest

They'll probably be free dlc, theyve done that with the past couple games, they usually patch it within a couple weeks and periodically

female welterweights fighting in seconds

Don't the models for the dlc guys suck though?

>Jesus is Lord mma systems
Lmao

What's the primary focus of Jiu Jitsu Joe?

>Uh well you see so you can be able to control your opponent easier

That's incorrect Joe, you can control your opponent on the feet, Lomachenko controls people in boxing all the time. Tell me why is the ground so important in jiu jitsu

>Uh well you see cause it acts like some barrier between you and your opponent

Not quite right Joe, come on really think here, why is the ground so important? What happens to human beings when they're on the ground?

Not any worse than the ones already in the game lol

Were there any meme exercises?

>female welterweights

Oh fuck this Holly Salazar bitch is from my hometown

That's hard to say when Ngannou has never been taken to the 3rd round let alone championship rounds. I'll tell you how Stipe could win. Jab him out for 2 rounds. Test the waters in later rounds, if he is weaker take him down and pound him to a decision. Stipe also has knockout power (seems ridiculous to even type this since it's so obvious, but the Ngannou hype train is forcing me to). That's how I see it going if Stipe wins.
Ofc he could also just get heemed in the 1st round, but so could Francis.

Volkan will get wrestlefucked. Most American MMA fighters have been wrestling since they were kids, it's honestly a major advantage compared to almost everyone else. If you start grappling when you're 20, you're not going to be as good as somebody that started when they were 7. That's just how it works.

easily the most based guest in ages, actually made me think

are there lots of BIGG girls there?

>ref weighs less than females fighting

>tfw listened to the full 3 hours
>tfw want to listen again

Not anymore than anywhere else

that hawaiian chick is so gassed she might pass out

oh we throwing spinning shit now

T H I C C
B U N D A S

was Coral demoted?

how many unanswered shots in amateur women fights until stoppage?

26

based v i n

quite a few questionable positions in that fight

Lmao
>Wmma
I'm convinced you could train for like 2 weeks and get a shot

She stayed active most of the time though. Not effective, but she was still trying to get out of the position.

Why hasn't that worked out for Paige VanZant?

Good job ref

it's not a good stoppage until someone loses their vision

this isn't the ufc. It was clear she wasn't fighting back just holding on for dear life. She literally didnt throw a punch that round. Look at this shit

that chicks eye is fucking done

you're a fucking retard

kill yourselfn

Have to train more than dancing and switch kicks of course

Anything could happen, but I don't see Stipe closing the distance without getting caught (Consider the Struve and Reem fights). Stipe's boxing looks good when he's fighting people less agile than himself like Hunt or Nelson. I've never been impressed by his wrestling, I don't think the amount of energy it would take to get Francis down would be worth the time in control, or the risk of walking into a knee, but I'm sure he'll try. I also think that Stipe's leg will be exposed like in the 2nd JDS fight.

what kind of guard is this?

Yeah, that's true enough.

Kek Vin demoted Moral Sperg...
serves him right for being such a shit poster
Schaub bless that eternal goof, my buds

And in two weeks what could you possibly train to make you competent?

She's in the UFC making 48k per fight plus sponsorship money so it looks like it's going alright

i cant even tell if this is a troll or not anymore

k i d s have lost their minds over this "vinny" guy

a wageslave in business has a better lifestyle than her and that's a fact my guy