Hilo /brit/ino

Aussies IN edition

ADVANCED FAIR

david lange smiling

I have arrived

Not a racist, just don't like brown people

Would love to stick my willy in Emma Watson's love tunnel.

lazy whitenizing

the gf

bruce hours

was tony blair australian

what about americans?

do me a favor and delete my photo from this website thanks

hate 'em

not every cunt is australian but all australians are cunts

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Genuinely feel bad that I'm 5'8. Its an actual disability in 2017

this post smells of jealousy

ok

are designer clothes at least decent in quality considering their price?

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desu i gyrate wildly between being livid at Blair for his political stupidity (being more afraid of being seen as "old labour" than of doing fucking nothing.) and accepting that regardless, his hands were tied by the present global epoch and most of the things he could've done were symbolic. (i.e. renationalising the railways is something basically everyone regardless of what party they vote for wants, but he didn't do it. At the same time he couldn't have rolled back neoliberalism wholesale, which some lefties want to believe he could've done.)

hate boards without flags

From my understanding Australians are Anglos that went feral. They are probably the most sophisticated people in the world since the ancient Greeks.

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

wonder what ought to be done about the soyboy epidemic

you tell me, soyboy

i'm 5'7 and don't really care
means I can spend less on food than a lanklet

alri turtle

hate soy but want to join the soyboy gang

You'll need all the rations you can find if you want to drop off the ring at Mt Doom, Frodo

turtle should do modelling

frame is more important than height

5am

got that exploding headache again

reckon i'll die within a week

can't tell if I'm an estrogen soyboy or just a lazy skinny twat who doesn't eat enough

I'll just have the eagles take me

How far would you be willing to drive for a fuck?
How about by public transport?
How about by walking?

Any Emma Watson man in?

Got a very big penis lads
A whole 13 and a half cm

Why are you choosing to embarrass yourself like this

drive: melbourne to perth
public transport: melboune to sydney
walk: 10km

drive: 1 hour
public transport: 1 hour
walk: 1 hour

went to the cinema alone today
70% of people were alone

basically all 6/10 semi normies who can't seem to get a partner I assume

twins lad

got 2 compliments at work today :)

From like a real life human woman or from a prostitute? Would drive hours for a non prostitute. Wouldnt walk or catch public transport though

pathetic

A non-prozzie woman

Explain why you would be willing to drive for hours, but not willing to walk or bus/train for any distance

wish i was a middle aged housewife of some rich guy so we'd have a maid to take care of all the chores so i'd just sit around all day getting drunk off red wine and playing candy crush

Nothing embarressing about having a big penis

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I want to fuck every hole on Emma Watson's body.

>soyboy

*annexes the crimea*

heh, what now kiddo?

*annexes kalingrad*

your move, vlad

Im very lonely so i wouldnt mind driving for hours to experience sex with a real life human woman who i am not paying. I dont like public transport but if i had no choice i might do like an hour on it but id rather just drive desu and i would walk maybe an hour too

Obviously depends on how fit the girl is but assuming she has a slim waist, nice arse and good tits I would drive an hour, train 2 hours, walk 45mins

got a large willy and large feet, wonder if the ole adage is true

>He is a soy boy
>He isnt a soy man

*cranks that soulja boy*

I'm not a soy anything because I'm straight

Not even sure what its meant to mean desu

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agreed. aussies are massive faggots

*annexes new zealand, new caledonia, vanuatu, solomon islands*

nobody will mind

t. 'big 5 inch willy'

wrote 7 pages of my magnum opus, "the nigger" last night

for some reason i can't bring myself to write while the sun is up, inspiration kicks in late at night usually

*breathes in*

AHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

who gives a fuck we're literally made for immigrants you idiots

>walk 10 km
you fucking insane? it will take you all day.

Census bureau: nobody in Ireland speaks Irish

isn't 4 inches the average?

tell your countrymen to stop being fucking weird mongrel racists then

Hes defending it hahahah

fat cunt

But i am one of them
English should be verboten

We're talking erect here

5 is average

the founding fathers only wanted white immigrants but

alright then lad I'll go persuade my countrymen to change their political views that's how I spend my spare time

arent u running a bit late for irish class

thanks x

nah just overweight a bit. 240lbs 5'10
but not obese

much appreciated x

yeah?
my ancestors are white and didn't speak english until the third generation here lmao. we had newspapers in different languages outselling english ones.

HOWLING

here are the yanks that frequent brit

the jew yank (has posted multiple pics of himself)
the second generation(?) german (big fan, personally)
the mongrel
and then the manlet (can possibly be any of the above)

>the second generation(?) german (big fan, personally)
wasn't aware I had a personality here
I have some scandi in me too, most likely dane and swede

yeah but let's face it we're talking about brown hispanics here mostly, not like french speakers in louisiana or german speaking amish are a massive encroachment there

do you speak german?

Hate my life and I want to die

i've always wanted to learn another language but every language besides english sounds stupid

anyone else know this feel?

>ireland

The cute virgin girl who's a slut just for you doesn't exist

Meine deutsche ist sehr einfach, aber ich liebe es x

every language besides english is stupid

seriously who gives a fuck. mexicans here are decent. they accept dirt pay and assimilate quickly. we'll breed them out in a few generations.
I wish. I'm learning a lot more about my german history now though because my father passed and he was pure blooded. my grandma could speak it.

Both my ex and current gf are both exactly that. Especially my ex was really kinky and watched heaps of porn before she lost her virginity to me. Miss her for that though, current gf has never said anything like her along the lines of "my body is yours".

>we'll breed them out in a few generations
really need to save some orc memes

the goal