>tfw manlet shamed by your team mates
Tfw manlet shamed by your team mates
Jackson Butler
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Camden Smith
Yfw Lallana on tiptoes still wouldn't be taller than her
Oliver Jones
know this feel desu
Eli Evans
TSUUUU
I don't think he is, though
Chase Peterson
Ox can't land or buy a better slag than that? lmao
Caleb Morales
>it's another "insecure Brit posts some shit about some dude's hair color, height, or region" episode
What do they do to you over there to make you feel the need to shit on your fellow white dudes for stupid shit, bro?
Cameron Carter
>white
Ayy
Joseph Price
>7/10 dainty knees would not bang
Luis Gray
>non-white
>British
Same thing, really, dude.
Christopher Nelson
Really makes yo uthink
Andrew Gomez
>Adam Lallana height - 5'8
Why is he shaming da Ox?
Nolan Sullivan
>Really makes yo uthink
U.S. - 180 million whites
U.K. - maybe 60 million
The U.S. has more whites than the U.K., Canada, and Australia combined.
Really makes you think, doesn't it Nigel.
Brayden Hernandez
dont start lad or i will slap your head off u fucking bent cunt
Logan Sanders
he's covering up his own insecurity
Jackson Gonzalez
el malefico ha despertado de la ultratumba.....
Lincoln Wilson
Isn't Ox taller than Lallana?
Luke Hernandez
she's more famous than he is mate
Cameron Miller
who's she
Josiah Diaz
she's from little mix
Carter Sullivan
el abominacion...
William Davis
et lumskt uhyre....
Owen Anderson
perrie edwards
Noah Johnson
I didn't know Lallana was 5'8 aye,
Ryan Lewis
Maybe it's me but every time I see Oxlade-Chamberlain or Dele Alli I want to hurt someone really bad.
I've loathed them for no reason other than being mutts since I first saw both of them.
Christian Jones
it's their faces. Dele Ali looks like someone i know, the guy is just white and not a mutt. Oxlade has those freckles and looks like a turtle from teenage mutant
Angel Sullivan
that's because you consider people like Tony Romo to be "white"
Brody Nelson
Alex is cute and non offensive fuck you guys. I'd shank Dele Alli though
Jordan Bennett
>be 24
>already look like this
What is wrong with British genes?
Brandon Fisher
Deficit in vitamin D3/sunlight?
Kayden Sullivan
Theres definitely something to this nation, being depressed and dumpy lookinf at not getting sun
Cameron Rivera
After spending 7 months in this hellhole, let me fill you in.
1) Inbreeding
2) Awful, fatty diet
3) No exercise
4) Lack of sunlight
5) Inability to hold their liquor
6) Poor dentistry
7) Disgusting personal hygiene (most only shower every 3/4 days)
8) Low IQs
9) Poor grasp of English
10) short
Levi Cruz
JUST
Landon Long
We have no sun for minimum 4 months a year yet they say Swedes look good
Adrian Wilson
>5 Inability to hold their liquor
this. I've been to the UK for work multiple times and it always amazes me how bad brits are at holding their liquor. I'm from Wisconsin and we're kind of a drunk state, but holy shit I can drink Brits under the table.
Jaxson Martinez
he does have a major manlet.complex though
his wiki states he's 1,80m which is a blatant lie
Jordan Stewart
Bet he edits it himself lmao
Aaron Cox
what's super funny about this is that he actually has his feet firmly planted on the ground and it's just the combination of the angle and the black floor which makes it appear as though he's tip-toeing
Tyler Hughes
say what you will but American health and food is utterly disgusting. There's a reason so many of you literally shit your pants. Every time I've been to the US (several states) I've felt like somebody had taken a shit in my stomach
Isaac Perez
transfermarkt has him as 5'7 lmao
Oliver Rogers
His nigger shoe has a slight heel, too
David Howard
The uk is every bit as bad as america.
Jackson Butler
Do you know how clouds work?
Jack Ross
>they say
But do you?
Nicholas Hall
what's considered 10/10 in england is at most a 5/10 here
is it cloudy all day and all night in englel?
Asher Howard
This, you motherfuckers need to realise asap (though I doubt we're able to redeem it at this point)
Anthony Hernandez
Man, London is like one of the cloudiest cities in the world. Great Britain has like 5 or 6 of the rainiest cities in the world.
Jaxon Wood
no lads, it's not. In some aspects it is, and it's probably getting there eventually, but their obesity and lack of hygiene and tendency to shit their pants is still beyond ours
Carter Brooks
Henry Garcia
Most Americans shower at least once a day minimum and have much better personal hygiene than brits
Carson Morgan
la creatura
Austin Harris
el atrocidad
Adrian Wright
>le don't understand percentages American
Chase Fisher
>(most only shower every 3/4 days)
Wot?
Love their XTC tho