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zippity doo da
Doing a poo lads
I don't believe you
a great philosopher once wrote
naughty naughty very naughty
OP here thanks for recycling my thread I really appreciate that
YOU WON'T TAKE ME TO KOREA
PLEASE SHIT ON MY DICK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Lying cunty bugger
Anyone want some life advice?
Hate to say it but I dread Brit hours. Listening to 24-year-olds whinge for England and drone on and on about houses and how they feel undervalued at work is about as fun as having bamboo shoots shoved up your piss hole
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howling at all the dog-owners who post genocidal shit
hit me turtle
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It was bad, called obscene
And the rich were so mean
Stately homes for the Lords
Golden lawns, village green
Victoria was my queen
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria
VICTPOORIA
VICTPOORIA
VICTPOORIA
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Chad goes on the right you imbecile
i'm stephen merchant
(for all you know i could actually be stephen merchant on holiday in australia and you'd never know)
has anyone actually met any girls (male)?
>(((merchant)))
AUSTRALLLIIIAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSS HELP ME !!!!!!
WTF IS THAT THING?
WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
ITS ON MY FUCKING WALLL
WHAT DOOO?
nibbling a jam doughnut
racist
goggle eyed prick
spider
still got a scab on my penis from wanking too much
jumping spider :3
hate those
Havent wanked for almost 2 days so it could heal but i really fancy a wank right now
Want to kiss her perfect bum again
good insult, will use on one of my speccy mates some time
ahhh, time for another 12 hour /brit/ binge
WHATTTT DID YOU FUCKING SAYyy?
OMG I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK !!!!!!!
GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG
oh just fuck off
this is not me being "funny" or "memeing"
actually fuck off
how does dan schneider keep getting away with it
Can't we have an /aus/ general for these tedious skin cancer Bruce cunts to shitpost in FFS?
nobody believes you turtle, post her pics
fantastic postmanship right here, a modern classic
matt
What's the UK Manlet height cutoff? Just found out I'm 5'7
up the ra
5'8 then
manlet cut off is always your height+1
5'8 is the official, original cut off
nowadays people will meme about it being 6'2 etc though
you know your country's fucked when you have to go to hooktube to watch a silly Oasis vid. sad :(
anything under 5'7 is manlet, you just made it.
5'9" is apparently the average height of the UK male, but if you're under 6'0", you should probably find an oven to stick your head in.
>poland has banned oasis
truly the worst country in europe
>decent looking
>money
>good personality
>dress well, in shape
>not an autistic sperg
>5'6
I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
could swear these road workers are fucking up the fibre optic
t. 5'9 manlet
anything under 5'7" is manlet, anything over 5'7" is lanklet
this is just common sense
stop being so reddit fucks sake
Enoch powell was optimistic
we're all compensating for something m8
for me, it's my atrociously small willy
Favourite weekly grocery purchase:
Firenze waffles from my local Lidl
12 waffles, 96 cal each, expires after a month, all for 75p
only redditors believe height isn't everything
I am 6’2” .
Huehuehuehue
I love God and his son Jesus.
good post
lol
use real units pls
My flaccid dick is comically small but erect is average
wouldn't say all men who own cats are benders but there's a strong correlation
Height>face>>>frame>>>>>>personality/confidence/social skills
You CANNOT deny this
I feel like since my dog died and ive only had a cat ive become slightly more bent
>I love God and his son Jesus.
firenze is italian for florence
How is it possible for a tall lad to only shag 2 fat slags in his entire life
>use real unit
1.987 × 10-16 light-year , is my height.
my erect penis is about 5.5inches with a miserably small girth
very handy size for wanking however; infact id go so far as to say perfect for wanking
disagree lad
you can't singlise these qualities womyn want the complete package.
I will agree though height is very important, I'm very rarely if ever rejected and get comments on my looks all the time now.
lanklets btfo
Yes I know, but the brand name is Firenze :)
he's racist
played AC2 I see
Shitting at work
Donals trumo
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If you're under 184cm you're a manlet in my eyes (I'm 185cm btw)
I bet my willy looks exactly the same as yours
I'm talking in terms of casual sex
You do not need wealth or status to pick up chicks at the nightclub
Though I agree women want the complete package in their LTRs
Finally something i can understand
how bent were you starting off
most useful quality in a willy tbqh considering women are all whores
185 cm in my ID
probably 183 or so IRL
Ah yes, the beauty of modern women.
Not very
>tfw 184
do I tell people I'm 6' or 6'1
>he doesn't uses both hands for ultimate wanks
sucked 20 dicks in a row while wearing a skirt once
>25th October 2017
>Britain STILL hasn't declared war on Pakistan or Poland
I'm beginning to think this won't happen under Theresa May's Tory party
>it's a early 20s virgin thinks he's an expert on women and what they want episode
only about 15°
There was one of these next to my mums computer for ages
>light year
>unit of distance
dumb scientists lol
tits aren't even important, just want a slim, smart GF with a cute face