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zippity doo da

Doing a poo lads

I don't believe you

a great philosopher once wrote
naughty naughty very naughty

OP here thanks for recycling my thread I really appreciate that

YOU WON'T TAKE ME TO KOREA

PLEASE SHIT ON MY DICK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Chune
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Lying cunty bugger

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Anyone want some life advice?

Hate to say it but I dread Brit hours. Listening to 24-year-olds whinge for England and drone on and on about houses and how they feel undervalued at work is about as fun as having bamboo shoots shoved up your piss hole

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howling at all the dog-owners who post genocidal shit

hit me turtle

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It was bad, called obscene
And the rich were so mean
Stately homes for the Lords
Golden lawns, village green
Victoria was my queen

Victoria, Victoria, Victoria

VICTPOORIA
VICTPOORIA
VICTPOORIA

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Chad goes on the right you imbecile

i'm stephen merchant
(for all you know i could actually be stephen merchant on holiday in australia and you'd never know)

has anyone actually met any girls (male)?

>(((merchant)))

AUSTRALLLIIIAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSS HELP ME !!!!!!
WTF IS THAT THING?
WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
ITS ON MY FUCKING WALLL
WHAT DOOO?

nibbling a jam doughnut

racist

goggle eyed prick

spider

still got a scab on my penis from wanking too much

jumping spider :3

hate those

Havent wanked for almost 2 days so it could heal but i really fancy a wank right now

Want to kiss her perfect bum again

good insult, will use on one of my speccy mates some time

ahhh, time for another 12 hour /brit/ binge

WHATTTT DID YOU FUCKING SAYyy?
OMG I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK !!!!!!!

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

oh just fuck off
this is not me being "funny" or "memeing"
actually fuck off

how does dan schneider keep getting away with it

Can't we have an /aus/ general for these tedious skin cancer Bruce cunts to shitpost in FFS?

nobody believes you turtle, post her pics

fantastic postmanship right here, a modern classic

matt

What's the UK Manlet height cutoff? Just found out I'm 5'7

up the ra

5'8 then
manlet cut off is always your height+1

5'8 is the official, original cut off

nowadays people will meme about it being 6'2 etc though

you know your country's fucked when you have to go to hooktube to watch a silly Oasis vid. sad :(

anything under 5'7 is manlet, you just made it.

5'9" is apparently the average height of the UK male, but if you're under 6'0", you should probably find an oven to stick your head in.

>poland has banned oasis

truly the worst country in europe

>decent looking
>money
>good personality
>dress well, in shape
>not an autistic sperg

>5'6

I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

could swear these road workers are fucking up the fibre optic

t. 5'9 manlet

anything under 5'7" is manlet, anything over 5'7" is lanklet
this is just common sense

stop being so reddit fucks sake

Enoch powell was optimistic

we're all compensating for something m8

for me, it's my atrociously small willy

Favourite weekly grocery purchase:

Firenze waffles from my local Lidl

12 waffles, 96 cal each, expires after a month, all for 75p

only redditors believe height isn't everything

I am 6’2” .
Huehuehuehue

I love God and his son Jesus.

good post

lol

use real units pls

My flaccid dick is comically small but erect is average

wouldn't say all men who own cats are benders but there's a strong correlation

Height>face>>>frame>>>>>>personality/confidence/social skills

You CANNOT deny this

I feel like since my dog died and ive only had a cat ive become slightly more bent

>I love God and his son Jesus.

firenze is italian for florence

How is it possible for a tall lad to only shag 2 fat slags in his entire life

>use real unit
1.987 × 10-16 light-year , is my height.

my erect penis is about 5.5inches with a miserably small girth
very handy size for wanking however; infact id go so far as to say perfect for wanking

disagree lad

you can't singlise these qualities womyn want the complete package.

I will agree though height is very important, I'm very rarely if ever rejected and get comments on my looks all the time now.

lanklets btfo

Yes I know, but the brand name is Firenze :)

he's racist

played AC2 I see

Shitting at work

Donals trumo

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If you're under 184cm you're a manlet in my eyes (I'm 185cm btw)

I bet my willy looks exactly the same as yours

I'm talking in terms of casual sex

You do not need wealth or status to pick up chicks at the nightclub

Though I agree women want the complete package in their LTRs

Finally something i can understand

how bent were you starting off

most useful quality in a willy tbqh considering women are all whores

185 cm in my ID
probably 183 or so IRL

Ah yes, the beauty of modern women.

Not very

>tfw 184
do I tell people I'm 6' or 6'1

>he doesn't uses both hands for ultimate wanks

sucked 20 dicks in a row while wearing a skirt once

>25th October 2017
>Britain STILL hasn't declared war on Pakistan or Poland

I'm beginning to think this won't happen under Theresa May's Tory party

>it's a early 20s virgin thinks he's an expert on women and what they want episode

only about 15°

There was one of these next to my mums computer for ages

>light year
>unit of distance
dumb scientists lol

tits aren't even important, just want a slim, smart GF with a cute face