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no fighting NO BULLY
Previous thread:
2 posts too early cunt
hAlEP
FF cups superior
it just isn't the same without them
Schedule is as follows:
(Aus time)
Men
11:00 Thiem (5) - Kudla
11:00 Smyczek - Ramos-Vinolas (21)
11:00 Kicker - Lacko
11:00 Querrey (13) - Fucsovics
12:30 Berdych (19) - Garcia-Lopez
13:00 Vesely - Mannarino (26)
14:00 Khachanov - Del Potro (12)
14:00 Chung - Medvedev
14:00 Djokovic (14) - Monfils
14:30 Donskoy - Fognini (25)
16:00 Gasquet (29) - Sonego
16:00 Verdasco - Marterer
16:30 Goffin (7) - Benneteau
17:00 Gojowczyk - Zverev (4)
20:30 Struff - Federer (2)
20:30 Sandgren - Wawrinka (9)
Women
11:00 Tsurenko - Radwanska (26)
11:00 Sharapova - Sevastova (14)
11:00 Vondrousova - Garcia (8)
11:00 Arruabarrena-Vecino - Strycova (20)
11:00 Konta (9) - Pera
12:30 Bogdan - Putintseva
12:30 Muguruza Carbine (3) - Hsieh
12:30 Davis - Petkovic
12:30 Haddad Maia - Pliskova (6)
13:00 Lucic (28) - Sasnovich
13:00 Safarova (29) - Cirstea
13:00 Kerber (21) - Vekic
14:30 Alexandrova - Keys (17)
16:30 Osaka - Vesnina (16)
19:00 Barty (18) - Giorgi
19:00 Halep (1) - Bouchard
Thank you Deutschposter for the schedule
Go fuck your dad if you want to try anal, just like he did to you all those years ago you little faggot.
Wanting to stretch out your gf's asshole is just fucking disgusting. If she actually wants it, she's just conditioned by porn and thinks it's what you want.
Get a grip on yourself mate, have some self control and maybe you'll live a life outside of sexual fetishes.
i thought it said
STUFF
FEDERER
>australian open
>chink bottled water is their sponsor
you can't make this up
>strewth
Yes good goy, put your penis up someones anus it's perfectly normal
I don't think I've ever seen so much projection in one post. And that's coming from someone who doesn't even like anal
Fuck off prude.
get out gweilo
Is Sup Forums anti anal sex now? You guys are such characters!
I agree.
No girl wants or enjoys anal. The people who partake know this and get off on that fact. Borderline rapists in all honesty.
Why do people keep mentioning Sup Forums? Is it like polo or something. Sorry I'm new.
Why do people care where a dick goes? I couldn't give a fuck
Seems pretty gay to be thinking about this shit often
>people unironically think Goffin can claim a GS title in his career
ebin
FEDERER
>implying there's anything wrong with being prudent
GET STRUFFED
Why does Elderer get the good times to play tennis
Wish we had a 4 matcher desu
I'm a woman that likes anal, am I a poof also?
Excellent post
Struff was pretty good. Think he would have rekted anyone else.
GODERER
fuck federer
>he's never had a girl finger his butthole in the shower
yall niggas gay
federerwinslol
this threads are trash
aussie hours i guess
Struff seems like the type of nobody who would roast Nadal at Wimbledon.
your attitude is not help, Steve
>tfw you can't tell if being ironic, or just a dumb aussie
GET STRUFFED BILL!!
That girl in Struff's box is stupid hot. Perfect white girl
I think so too. Crowd kept jumping on Fed's dick all the time though
There is literally nothing wrong with being a 'prude'. In fact, it is a good thing.
HELPING
Haven't you been bullied enough for one lifetime? Is it a masochist thing?
Wow what a cunt Courier is
my ex couldn't understand why her biological father abused her step sister and not her so we roleplayed me being passed out and her just abusing me, putting a finger in my ass etc. Literally just layed there while she orgasmed on me all night kek, ez mode sex.
>that flawlessly speech
jesus kek what it felt so rehearsed
PUT ON THE SPOT
>wageslaves get to watch federer after work
hory shet a conspiracy
I like to fill my diapers with poo poo and then cum in them after a long day of playing tennis
>federer that much of a weak faggot he asked for night matches
Prude does not mean prudent ya dumb cunt. They're two totally separate words.
>surprising
How do people play sports with their socks up? Feels uncomfortable as fuck.
Good night sweet lads and sheilas,
tis been a sad day for queen mugu
but let us pray for better kumkhumings and good posts tomorrow. Praise be unto SAINToro
Have a good day tomorrow m80 shitpost once or twice for me please
Doesn't Roger get tired of doing the exact same interview every time?
always thought the same having played footy and watching it I think you just get used to it or you stop feeling it, like how when you first shave your pubes it's itchy as hell but the more you do it the less you feel it until it goes away
He is also pressured by sponsors and broadcasters, who would all want him in prime time as well
I would always pick night matches desu, I just like evening atmospheres for physical activity
Where do you think the word 'prude' comes from? It comes from having prudence.
argentier
Why do atheists get so butthurt when I tell them they're going to hell? it's not like they believe in it.
i'm almost 100% sure he has ankle braces under those socks so he wouldn't feel the itch
this is 1000x time better than Will Feral "interview"
Can't tell if I'm being trolled. Just look it up m8. The adjective for prude is prudish not prudent. They're completely different words.
Reminder that gay marriage is legal.
>5 sets are very personal and you will talk about them with your opponent for a lifetime
>we gotta keep one handed tennis alive
amen
prudish = having prudence
Excellent post
Shaving yourself to look like a child is disgusting
(You)
God I miss when his hair was still flowing :(
reminder that men who engage in anal sex are 17 times more likely to develop colon cancer
Have you ever felt your balls completely smooth? I can't stop touching them no homo.
Nothing hotter than a girl picking your pubes out of her teeth and off her tongue.
brb guys, gonna keep one handed fapping alive
>be australian
>see the west legalize gay weddings
>see the west suddenly overrun by pedophiles pushing sick shit on kids
>want that for yourselves by a 2:1 ratio
(You)
translation: I've never needed to trim my bush because no woman has ever touched me
kek, sad. you will never know the feeling of a woman rolling your smooth ballsack around in her mouth and your nuts feeling like warm Maltesers
my sports psychology teacher at university says that federer is one of the most balanced, tough minded, zen athlete out there. Is it true?
Reminder that the male g-spot is located behind the prostate. Men are built for anal sex.
It's hard to think of a time when he has mentally wilted. Tennis is such a lonely sport too with lots of downtime.
No, that's BASED Kyrgios
Just got off the phone with the guy who rigs grand slams.
The finals are as follows:
Federer v Kyrgios
Ostapenko v Kerber
He wouldn't tell me the results.
>tfw missed this match
ELITE TRUTH BOMB BASED KIWI HOMOSEXUAL
>by a 2:1 ratio
where are you getting that from? if you group the no voters and the people who abstained from voting (yes it was a postal vote that wasn't compulsory) Yes voters only accounted for 48%
>tfw you try to be nice to a cripple and they take offence
>womens results
more interested in the wheelchair results tbqh
Would probably let a 9/10 bloke fuck my arse if he asked tbqh
No. I mow it back some, but that aggravating sensation you get from shaving your face was never something I liked, so I have never wanted to experience it down there. I hate that feeling so much I've had the same beard for 9 years
>sponsors pressuring fed
”Bamos”?
Jesus christ I go outside for a smoke and /10is/ degenerates immensely.
?
that's his thing
All his matches are the same doe
>smoker
>not a degenrate
i say that as a smoker
It's just post match catharsis friend
He has to be to have reached the heights he has and a lot of people attribute it to his strong family base but when you hear him talking on court saying things like
>"oh no, why I was thinking why is he playing so good"
>"I thought on here we go this challenge is going to be good and he's going to win the set and the match (last AO final vs Nadal when there was a controversial call)
it's hard to see where his mental toughness comes from unless he's just being nice. He looks like a stone cold killer on court and I could see it again when he aimed a shot straight at the body of Stuff at the net tonight.
>smoke
Yeah it degenerated as soon as you came back. Can smell you from here cancerboy
Does pineapple really improve the taste of semen
I would call bullshit on your psychologist 14 years ago
But he's right, even though he does show flashes of anger.
unironically yes