ITT first post decides what country/region we all talk shit about

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USA

fat burger's

Fuck AmeriKKKa

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You know, faggot, I don't know what you expected.

That said:
>be American
>get shot

Dumb burger, how did you not see this coming?

that's 8-9/10 in russia btw, not even joking

>be american
>get shot

>be american
>fall into pothole

>be australian
>have no rights

>be american
>shart in mart

>Be American
>Be insecure

>be american
>no drinky drink until 21

>death by lard
>death by lead

youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9gxlE

>Be american
>liver failure after one 2% beer

>be australian
>nogunz until ever

>Be american
>Sleeping
>Dream of getting shot
>Wake up
>Get shot

>be American
rer

>Be American
>have no preferential voting

I really hate the American race

>be american
>have zero understanding of Aus gun laws

>be australian
>have gun laws

STOP MAKIN FUN OF US U FUKKEN UROPOORS

reminds me of
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>be australian
>have sensible and logical gun laws

>Be american
>Want to be real boy

>be american
>laugh at france
>Get shot

>be obese american
>get the diabetes

>be american
>fall into pothole while on scooter
>blame islamikgommies

>be australian
>be so sensible and logical you need mommy canberra to think for you

>be american
>can't fit through the door
>blame the taliban

>be american
>be so retarded that you think mummy Washington D.C cares about your future

>be american
>fail to recognise the irony

>be australian
>think alaska is american and gives a damn what mommy washington thinks

>AmeriKKKa

This is a compliment though?

>Be no.1 superpower
>Still bullied by entire world

>be american
>be proud of your le 5% african-american heritage that you take a month off to celebrate

>be american
>what the fuck are you talking about

>be american
>get alaskism bux
>muh freedoms

>be australian
>not have the more flags extension

>be american
>don't know that alaska is a US state

>be alaskan
>have the only viable secession movement in the US

>Be no longer American
>Droned

>be non-alaskan
>learn something new

>be alaskan secessionist leader
>about to address the united nations with the backing of iran et al.
>end up on clinton body list

>Be American

>be American or Australian
>be a CUTE boi!
>have a CUTE, musky cock!
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHH!