/brit/

swans fan edition

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

love super early new threads

The "Carabao" cup
Absolute state

bogdanoff?

i've decided: run hot bath, eat brekkie, take warm bath

wypipo dey no season dey food dey too spicey smdh

The pain of Spain is Great Britain's gain.

watched that music video recently
disappeared as quickly as it appeared

Brazil by Terry Gilliam, that's a good movie

this is my bf

OXYGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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you've FUCKED IT

okay peter now i want you to look as snooty as possible, give me snooty

WHOA NOT THAT SNOOTY

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England is white!

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cheeto dust, nothing more

what are you bitching about its always been sponsored

>20 posts
where's the fucking new then?

>le pacey niggers
most of them will never make it to the senior team

Do you ever see a girl and just get an overwhelming desire to fuck her right there and then? Genuinely think rape is a natural instinct

Just seen a hot asian girl dressed head to toe in tight leather lying on a bed and got a rush to my head telling me that I would want to rape her in that situation

I MISS HWNDU

hate wypipo
love crack
simple as

Carling sounded better than "Carabao" that's all

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spoke too soon haha

Bingo

Who wants to hear a good joke?

>Do you ever see a girl and just get an overwhelming desire to fuck her right there and then? Genuinely think rape is a natural instinct
>Just seen a hot asian girl dressed head to toe in tight leather lying on a bed and got a rush to my head telling me that I would want to rape her in that situation

I do

Yeah

No and for the last time will you FUCK OFF you fucking loathsome little RUNTOID

ye

>Looking for someone who is significantly more than the number of feet and inches the top of their head is from the ground.
Get in there lad

pack it in you

Go for it mate

love discussing poos with the gf

>tfw just renewed my Sup Forums pass for the third time

the thinking man's milf

jesus she sounds like hard work

considering downloading that Chonvirus

Are you calling me short
*Squares up*
Or are you applauding that she doesn't care about height
*Circles down*

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Little from column A, little from column B

fedora pleb redditor beta nu-male manlet brainlet cuck here, AMA

gonna get a free pizza tonight lads get in WEEUURRGHH *makes a wanky hands gesture* WEEUURGGHHHH

what's your favourite tv show

I'd like to put my column A into her B if you know what I mean

business idea: pick a random redditor and proper stalk them, put all my neet effort into doxxing and freaking them out

redditors love that kind of shit, right?

Wonder why she's single at 45

haha top lad

Hitler seemed like a chill dude in private
apparently he threw good parties
I'd like to see a movie off the style of those teen party films but set in the Berghof

Found my USB stick in the bottom of the drying machine after a 1hr wash and a 2 hour dry cyle

unbelievably, it still works!

crikey haha
what a ripper of a day this is turning out to be

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Nah man, older women are totally chilled out

This morning some clown opened the door for me.

I thought to myself: "that's a nice Jester."

sherlock

matt

Im still using the same 8GB USB from when I was in Year 8

in memoriam we shall take LegacyCaptcha.

Just horrendous.

you're just gonna try and fail to doxx your randomly chosen victim for a solid 20 mins and then get bored and probably have a wank and then sigh and look out the window

I'd definitely watch that

let's fucking make it

Atrocious

Tittering

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didn't he copy charlie chaplin's moustache from the great dictator? now that's banter

wow fucking amazing lads

anyone else got some USB stick memories they'd like to share?

probably need at least 120+ iq to understand the average australian shitpost

just got it

excellent

Thanks, lads.

shoved one up my bum once and had to spend 20 minutes bearing down on the toilet and throwing water up there to get it back down

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thats pretur good man

Been wanting to have kids lately. Gonna stop fucking around and do the right thing.

don't get it

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand poo nigger. The humour is extremely subtle, and without the ability to understand multiple layers of irony most of the jokes will go over your head. There’s also the posters nihilistic outlook, which makes their personalities even more complex drawing heavily from there oceanian flags for instance, namely australian. The posters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike poo nigger truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in user’s existential catchphrase “poo nigger with a white gf,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Greg Lansky’s famous porn site BLACKED.com. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as poo nigger’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. "What's with the n-word?", "What does poo nigger mean?", "Why are the posters always australians?" they ask themselves. What fools.. how I pity them.

I've watched one USB stick multiple times. They are suprisingly resilient.

When I was 6 I wrote "men in Black" on a floppy disk and put it into the PC, hoping to play the game

You'll never find the right woman

cute

>didn't capitalize Men
no wonder it didn't work

jester = gesture

hilarious lmfao I'm going to send this one straight to hildog!

Why not updog?

Careful, that's an awfully hot covfefe pot.

Yeah thinking of lowering the standards justly. All guys I see breeding with women are pretty awful compared to the GFs, both in terms of personality and looks and other stuff too. Good enough is good enough shall be the new policy.

just saw a yank fucking blow up a computer just by watching it

what race

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What about me? pædo-resistant, I literally repel them.

when i was a similar age, i drew a picture of a dragon, priced it at a million quid and tried to sell it in a jumble sale me and my little bruv did outside sainsburys. i figured i only needed to sell it once to get rich

Yeah don't know about that yet. Could be any race really.

it hasn't been Carling for a few years
it was Capital One for 2 or 3

yeh great lineup really gonna enjoy standing in a sweaty field with thousnads of other losers pretending to enjoy these otic vibrations and strobe lights yeh great time amazing such a brilliant rave

undeniably cute.

any Xi Jinping Thought on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics for a New Era man in?