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NZ vs Pookistan

Probably some other stuff too

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griget

BASED munro

what's for brekkie lads? might do a scrambled eggs

Oats :/

Jacinda is preggo lads.

She's already booked in 6 weeks leave. But you better not say this is why a gender pay gap exists. That's sexist

Accidentally came inside the PM lads whoops haha

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>gotta stay sober until the REAL game (Australia vs England) starts

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BASED Zachy

Wow racism much?

Pooro

can't believe I managed to sneak these into work

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Post the actual NZ cricket 11 if the selectors weren't total fucking retards. Mine would be:

Guptill
Memero
Kane
Taylor
Nicholls
Philips
The Grand Home
Santa
Henry
Southee
Boult

Substitute Philips or Nicholls for someone who can bowl depending on circumstances. Anderson in when he's fit again.

zachy here, won’t be watching the pyjama rubbish , will be sleeping.
Goodnight dear bros

I'm gay lads

Based statsy how's the OE lad?

this pakistan wicketkeeper should pipe down desu
or at least turn the stump mic right down

dat casual sexism

We have enough bowlers with williamson able to spin 10 overs
Coriander in for santner when hes fit imo
Santner, while good, is not an odi/t20 batsman

probably my favourite new zealander desu, just ahead of vettori and mccullum

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faheem sterling

Nah. Santner is on his way to being world class all rounder, he just needs to get a bit more consistent with the bat.
There's 4 specialist bowlers and you should never have less than that imo.
I'd rather see Anderson in for Philips at this point since Nicholls has delivered pretty consistently, but I think Philips could be a meme master in the very near future so I wouldn't mind to see him keep playing.

love that downblouse on isa

Who can keep instead of phil?

>Matt Henry
>Always solid and consistent
>Takes wickets fairly regularly
>Bats fairly well, almost good enough to call an all-rounder
>Best choice for permanent 3rd seamer
>Never gets to play
>Still ranked 17th best ODI bowler in the world

>Lockie Ferguson
>A complete shit every single time
>Wild and erratic
>Will never be a permanent member of the team since Adam Milne would be preferred if he was fit
>Literally worse than Boult at batting
>Consistently the worst performer in the whole team
>Selected every game

>average shit in county
>average even shitter in international

>gets his 13th chance and 4th series despite never impressing

irks me how this guy still gets called up desu

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Nicholls can keep, he used to be second choice keeper behind wrong key. Not sure how good he is but he can't be worse at keeping than Latham is at batting.

Woakes unironically averages notably more than him in international and almost as much in county kek

you just KNOW that he'll score a few 50s against NZ to cement his place in the side

remember back when Kane was actually a decent batsman?

there's another game on?

strim? bbl yesterday got me turned onto cricket but nbc isnt showing anything

NZ vs Pakistan

a couple of matches ago?

yeah, i miss those days

literally whomst?

>Cuckfield
KEK

Who

He's still half decent to be fair, a few scores in the 20s isn't a complete failure. Him in bad form is still better than Fleming or one of those other shits we used to call good.

>Oysters
>Crayfish tails
>Flowers
Based wellinGODs

Rose McIver, I had to do a reverse image search.

She's alright but not as good as she looks in that pic.

Was looking like a decent score
Now its block city with pooptill and failor

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Either into VLC

This is why these shitters can't get IPL contracts anymore

I’d hate fuck the NZ prime minister so hard 2bh lads

Nice runout kek

FaHEEM yourself my man

what do you do

She's pregnant now also
Imagine being the lad getting to fuck the prime minister. I think I have a powerful woman fetish.

Shan't be conversing with females in the current climate lads

too cold?

>Can't play tests for shit
>Play ODIs at a test batsman's strike rate
Who am I?

>from 52-1 in 5.5 overs to 186-2 in 37.2

Imagine having a pregnant Prime Minister

At Bondi lads

better than having a barren one

I didn't say it was a bad thing

Think I have a pregnancy fetish

Reckon people should always vote for the PM that you would most like to fuck

How is it that Ross Taylor has simultaneously had a really impressive career and still feels like he's a bit of a disappointment?

>Mistakes into miracles

Sha*dabs*

He has just played for ages

Perfect time to start going at 15 an over

>41st over
>Tons of wickets in hand
>Let's keep fucking along at 5/over lol

Why is his first name pronounced Ross if it's spelt LRPL?

Pozztralians mad as fuck that guppy gets to fuck Laura and jealous that the PM is about to give birth to the next Bradman

Le brainlet block your way to 100 and get out man

based Luteru Ross Poutoa Lote Taylor

It's weird isn't it, he's just that kind of character somehow.
He got fired from being captain and had a big form slump, would literally be one of the GOATs if it wasn't for that, but he always just seemed like kind of a sad figure since then.
When he does well now it's heartwarming that sad man has come back into some good form rather than being a show of power and strength.

you now remember that Guptlel has an ODI double hundred

You now remember that no britshit has an ODI double hundred.

you now remember that England has the highest ever ODI innings score

I do

When's the Allan Pooder medal?

and let that be the last abysmal batting display we ever see from tom lathmeme

What a fucking collapse. Latham was always going to fail but we could've seen some nice wallops from Santa.

Who else getting JUST'd right now?

>Poo Peeland

Would be assessing my life choices if I was up at 1:28am watching England play Pakistan to tell the truth.

t. Ahmed Al Mohhameddin

why are kiwis so sensitive

t. Xi Li Ping

Grandhomme was literally the only Batman this innings to bay at the pace the match required

what about Munro?

BROKEN FUCKING HAND

Gigli was underrated kino

t. Martin Brest

Gordon Ramsey is at Westfield

What a BALLS UP

why?

Guptill and Taylel laid a pretty good foundation down tobehonest. Just needed someone to finish it off but no one did.

I'm the >2500 word assignment due on 28th Jan poster

I took your advice and started lads, after the 10% leeway and removal of references/headings etc I need to cut 564 words.

Should I wait until next week to start or keep my week momentum up and try to do it before the weekend?