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How good can he be?

probably league one tier

Would he be a good inside forward for a Europa league side?

Lithuania is beyond shadow of a doubt one of my least favourite Eastern European nations.
The reasons for this are very diverse.

For example, I was on a high school trip in Naples; I was sixteen at the time, geeky and I hadn't seen any pussy for a good year (my first girlfriend, who had dumped me a few days after we got together). I had this habit of walking away from my classmates, especially during the evening, when the school trip was about going to the disco or to the pub and having crazy fun.
One of these evenings at the pub I was at the counter drinking half a pint of beer, when a lady approaches me and starts chatting up; it's a bit strange, like when an loony old man starts talking endlessly, but the lady was nice and smart. She sure had a hideous lithuanian accent, though (I found out she had moved to Naples ten years before).
We talk for a while: why I am here, where I live, she offers strong cocktails for me, she gets closer and closer and before I even notice it I find her leg over mine and a hand touching my package; the thing that aroused me the most was thinking about how slutty she could be.

When she feels my strong boner, she suggests we go to her place, and how could I refuse? I say fuck you to the rest of the class, hoping they wouldn't worry about my absence, and we go to the lady's house.
As soon as we're in she puts her tongue in my mouth and we know we both want it: an unforgettable lay.

So at the end as I'm coming lavishly in her open mouth, the door busts open and a disgusting Czech wearing some filthy rags tatters his way into the room; he had such a hideous lithuanian accent I can't even reproduce it, and he said something which I thought sounded like "Mom, what the fuck are you doing?! Again?!?!" and the mother, with a slightly less hideous lithuanian accent, said: "No, this is not what it looks like!" squirting jizz from her mouth as she yelled the words.

And this was that time when I fucked Morzi's mother.

yes, and even a better winger.

cheers la

>Half decent lower league shitter comes on trial
>Tears his hamstring immediately

Dodged a bullet there.

And you got him a specialist? Good of you

Nah, like a good human being with a big heart I of course immediately terminated his trial, added him to discard list and sent him on his way. Pretty sure he's now homeless after having to pay for a specialist on his own.

Is this good or bad?

is there at least socialized medicine where your club is?

They're tracking you.

rate him

>flair
>first touch/technicals
>two-footed
10/10, I don't care if he's actually useful or not, I'd find a way to start him anyway

exactly my thoughts

and he is very useful, he seems to be guaranteed chaos whenever he gets the ball out wide

>finishing
>passing
>vision

5/10

what I'm supposed to do with these when the board don't want to build a new stadium and all the facilities are already maxed out

buy every good player in a position

I already have a qt young regen or two for most positions

no I mean like buy every leftback or keeper or w/e to mess with the ai

what PPM should I teach le blows hot and cold man?
all those he has he started with

develop weaker foot x 3

subbed him off immediately lmao

I guess, probably for the best. might wait a bit until I get a better idea of how much potential he has left since that seems to burn through a lot

oh my

>terminate contract

>flair 18
>decisions 5
>composure 4

is it possible not to love him?

depends, does he insist on shooting from free kicks and whacking them over the bar?
if not, I'd say no, but that stuff kills me

I've never gotten this one, anyone know the answer?

Altinordu are only allowed to sign Turkish players. Why is it I can sign Serdar Tasci, a dual national born in Germany who has been capped for Germany, but if try to put in a bid for Emre Can or Kerem Demirbay I get told "Altinordu are not allowed to sign non Turkish players.

Does that make any sense?

place of birth?

Tasci was born in Esslingen (Germany)
Can was born in Frankfurt (Germany)
Demerbay was born in Herten (Germany)

I'm also able to sign Gundogan who was born in Gelsenkirchen (Germany)

>first loss of the season comes after a player slide tackles the ball into his own goal after the penalty he gave away came off the post

>tfw you find a new song you love on first spin

>tfw forgot to set midfielders to shoot less
oops

Is it really a youth intake without your youth team getting utterly BTFO by the new blokes?
It doesn't seem to matter how good/bad my youth team is, they always get beat by a mix of random lads who have never played together before

I've been getting some decent regens for free from US Developmental Academy and Cedar Stars Academy. Know of any more academies in the game?

Oh baby.

>Youth intake shitter already better than my first-teamer

The joys of amateur football.

Stupid bugged font

why your intake has a foreign legion of 2nd nationalities?

hello

>Switzerland has one of the highest proportions of foreigners in its midst among all nations: 24.6% in 2015.

has there ever been a community push to get agents/intermediaries involved in transfers
would be cool if you could go behind a clubs back to negotiate a contract and then get that player to chuck a fit like aubamayeng

Having serious trouble creating space
Nearly all my goals come from Walcott or Correa sprinting past their defenders and crossing the ball in
How do I fix this? I've tried so many different tactics
If I move my midfielders up then the front is too congested and they have no options to pass back to
the current tactic is very average, came 5th last year and somehow scraped an FA cup and Europa league win

THIS IS THE MOMENT

...

4-1-2-3 with 2 mezzalas

only 3 matches in but lol

>Goretzka going to Bayern on a free
Schalke pls, as if you don't get memed enough

Why can't he play CF? Shit game
Also should I sign keeping in mind that he can't come to my club until he's 18?

...

>slow, lousy dribbler
>9 passing
few years of training and he'll be great there though
and yeah, if he's really going for 3-4m, I'd do it

That's just your coach's opinion of where he can play, not how good he actually is


dribbling, long shots, passing, anticipation, teamwork, acceleration, pace, strength need to improve before he can be a decent CF but he has time to grow

I thought that was a reflection of his familiarity with his role, that should have a numeric value.
Getting him for 3M btw

not asymmetric, fluid and attacking enough

>Nearly all my goals come from Walcott or Correa sprinting past their defenders and crossing the ball in

And the problem is?

>Reject €75k offer for a 15y/o hot prospect
>The club comes back later that day with exactly the same offer
??????

just got back, yeah I put the DLP as a Mezzala and it seems to be working much better
Not sure about losing my DM role though. Geiger plays very well despite his stats in that slot
lad its FM not Connect Four
looks pretty ugly

>just blew a 4-1 lead at home in the last ten minutes despite having 40 shots to their 12 and 6 CCC's to their 2
Well I suppose at least it was to the 2nd best team in the country using my reserves before a big CL game but still.

Boy this sure is not a good season

>offer this nigga 20k, key player in premier league
>joins a league 1 side for 17
why miles

Malta going on a run desu

This has got to be my jammiest win ever

Why do all the newgens in this years game look like they've had a stroke?

still better than how they looked in the two previous ones.

the absolute state of the team second in the league, even my shitter serb leftback trying to murder someone on the pitch couldnt stop them from getting destroyed
post the goat jan-philipp bichler

Do you believe yet?

I believe that you should get a logopack

ok fine. I was having some fun with the fact that mirandés (promoted at the same time as me, doing surprisingly well, I can never beat them) had a fake logo that looked almost identical to man utd's
panicked once or twice when I saw some world-class brazilian regen headed to them for 60m

How good will he end up?

who /being an autist and making a comparison spreadsheet for all of their players/ here

it takes so long to fill in, why am i doing this to myself

100/10
>14 years old
>2.5* CA
good luck holding onto him

no, but I'm curious. what do you use it for, what kinds of things do you put in it, etc.

all of the players' (non-hidden) attributes and other time-variable info (transfer value, recent form, wages, age, coach-recommended PA/CA etc)
I use a basic formula to average Key and Preferable stats with the other stats to get a rough idea of player CA
I have no clue how to reach the actual formula SI use to calculate CA though so for the moment I'm just using Key+(Pref/2)+(Other/5) and not including irrelevant attributes like aggression and leadership

and this is something that can't been done with a custom squad view?
neat but sounds like a lot of work

theres ways to print out a screen, i dunno if there's a spreadsheet export function

I want to archive this stuff though, so I know what X player's attributes were 6 months ago. I know FM keeps track of some things with attribute changes but it's a pain to use that and you can't compare players that way

Custom squad views also don't help since you have to go to something like 6 different pages to view the data I'm looking for

there's some workaround to open the printed screen in a web browser and copy that to a spreadsheet but you'd still have to format it

Anyone got a guess today?

tried tweeting to Mike?

I don't have a twitter account. You're also assuming it's a bug?

Most MLS teams have their own academies that you can easily poach regens from, since their exclusivity agreement only protects them from other MLS teams.

even if it was and mike responded, you wouldn't get anything useful. probably just "post bugs on the SI forums" and a lot of snark

is there a torrent for this yet?

>it's a 'your team gets close to a final league position far above expectations so FM freaks out and sends a bunch of absolute bullshit your way in the last few games' episode

my least favourite episode

Every time

good enough...for me to poop on

>that goalscoring record
>release clause 3m below his estimated value
>nobody's ever shown interest let alone actually bid for him
not that I'm complaining

>woke up at 2am after 2 hours sleep
>had to piss
>had erection so sat down
>pissed on the porcelain
>accidentally pissed on my arse due to splash
>without realising, got back in bed
>arse was wet
>felt nice in bed with warm wet arse
>started fucking fingering myself in my crack pretending I was getting bummed by a man
>got so horny that I have been up all night watching gay piss porn
>not even fucking gay
>tfw have slept 4 hours in 2 days

help

finally found a decentish assman

Pre-season is about to start in a couple of days and suddenly the big boys are circulating around my club trying to poach all my best players. Feels bad

Atleast im getting 4.2m and 50% of next transfer

>50% of next transfer

where he's going? that often makes or breaks the clause

He's off to Lyon

that's a good club for that

also you should occasionally keep an eye on for the price you can sell the clause, sometimes those reach pretty high numbers, far higher than what you could possibly earn if the clause is triggered

Can you actually sell that clause? I don't think I have ever seen that option, just been able to sell other clauses.

Sold this guy last season for 4m and got a 50% of next sale on him aswell, hopefully he performs well for them and pumps up his value

Think it's somewhat random when you can sell a clause, it's all about whether it happens to get that "board has negotiated a buyout fee for this clause".

>buy a 21 year old with good potential who isn't far away from reaching it
>declines

Probably yeah, hopefully I make a healthy profit, well I already have considering I bought this guy for 105k and for 475k but a couple of extra mil would be lovely

Lads is there any quick way to holiday a few years?

Have a really, really small database/leagues loaded.