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The thicc meme and its consequences have been a disaster for the male race.
I don't actually believe anyone uses things like siri or google assistant. No one asks what the weather is, they just look outside. No one asks it to make a shopping list or to play a playlist or any of the stuff you see in the ads.
WYPIPO BE PEEING IN DEY CLOSETS SENPAI SMDH
*cruises past as you do so*
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Its a huge gimmick. utterly useless
dont understand these google dot and amazon echo or whatver either
Listen lad, I get it, autists cannae use their imagination nor accept other people have different preferences and opinions to their own
walter mitty type you
what's wrong with thicc ladies
worst case of a broken toe I've ever seen
Arab drug dealer is playing his shit music rap music again
wish he would die
not him but thicc women become fat cunts sooner or later
call the police on him
not 100% sure he is a drug dealer
Hey siri, text my wife the following 'hey babe whats for dinner cant wait to jizz in your hair' end text
well, most women become fat sooner or later these days
buy a bag off him and then report him, textbook play
call the police anyway
just say theres a suspicious man loitering and you think hes dealing drugs
only if they're the type to neglect themselves anyway
Even their doctors are Vampires now.
dailymail.co.uk
>Doctors in Malawi have been beaten for carrying stethoscopes by vigilante mobs who believe they are vampires using the instruments to suck blood.
>Medics have also been robbed and had their vehicles smashed, while ambulances have been attacked as patients were taken to hospital, a doctors' association said.
Cant even imagine living near coloureds
Girls/women IRL if they attract you are for pining over as waifus, not wanking over. Fucking degenerate weirdos.
"hey babe whats for dinner cant wait to wear your underwear"
Why do black people hate him?
Okay, texting dad
too far
racist
Hey Google make a post on Sup Forums saying "don't care"
because they aint him.
bet you watch anime you creep, back to eire you fucking taig
Cos he's not a nigger.
Doing a meme
this angers leftypol
needs a mosque or three
shut the fuck up u little west brit fairy I'd slap the fukken head off u
>pervs on women IRL
>doesn't enforce the whore/virgin dichotomy
BETA
black americans have a thing called 'uncle tom'
basically if you integrate and contribute to society you are somehow anti-black and acting white
Google pregnant transgender porn
>removing parking space
this will probably anger plenty of people
this is cool
serious lack of creativity
someones phone is going mental ;)
err what
nonce
fuck off taig
go wank to scantily clad cartoon girls you little freak
need more pics for my gentrification folder
Racist girl, needs sum reeducation.
Put her in the Big Brother programme with a nice Asian mentor from the local mosque, a real pillar of the Asian community.
Is this the moderb equivalent of kids drawing swastikas back in the day
why was african american culture americas primary cultural export? the music used to be good but everything else is shite
dirty proddy nigger
Siri take a picture of me doing a poo and post it in the brit subsection of the int board on Sup Forums.org. brit and int are bookended by forward slashes
>4 irish posters
Thats 1 over the usual amount one of you is an /eire/ virgin who should fuck off
Never seen a cartoon girl in my life faggot.
Go suck your own cock at the thought of your grandmother diddling you
no
ill dump some
its the virgin complaining confessing his non attraction to real life women but instead chinese cartoons, right saddo
back to eire you bogtrotting scummer
Nice spy skills, MI5.
gud led
>tfw secretly anglo-irish catholic but i pretend to be 100% english protestant online
just had a 90min nap and then posted in the wrong thread by accident
feeling nice though
how come i feel great after waking up from a nap but horrible after waking up from a proper sleep?
this is akari. by looking at this post, you have seen a cartoon girl. you dont even have to reply, i know you've seen her now
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>lives in eire IRL
the absolute FREE SHTATE
cause you get to cuddle with me
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one of my favourites
wish we could do this to all the atrociously designed buildings on our high streets
>my fellow Anglos
Do you look at peoples faves when you walk down a busy street? What if they look back at you what do you do then?
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>they're not drugging the water supply
>"Got another one here Dave"
>"Nice one Jeff, put her in the van with the rest"
Wish this was my job 2bh
Stare them down and psyche them out for the rest of the day.
>an ugly 4channer looked at me
>what the fuck is wrong with me
>is that proddy going to wank to me
>posting the edit
fuck off
Feel bewildered and uncomfortable in public spaces where I am not familiar with the environment, I always stare at people when walking past
not even a 'tist, just feel anxious and uneasy
Notice the absolute shoulder definition lads. A younger lad tried to disrespect me at the gym earlier, just looked at him a certain way and he did the virgin walk. Disrespecting me is disrespecting a force of nature and therefore nature itself.
Alexa, remind me 5 minutes before The Apprentice starts
at least aggressive corporate expansion has it's positives
christ just wanna stick my hand up there
Gained any inches...
to your height?
That's not thot patrol, it's "pick them up and lick Achmedini-chad's cum out of their broken glass and cobblestone inflicted wounds" patrol.
what are little girls made of?
tbf those are nice shoulders
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unpopular opinion: turn inner city parks into parking lots since these parks are usually occupied by gangs and/or drug dealers thanks to europes wonderfully diverse societies
Nah lad. There's honestly enough of me. I would look dumb if I was taller.
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Major kino, dont think any film has encapsulated an atmosphere of desperation and futility as well as der untergang
50% sea 50% pickle rick
being muscular is racist
maybe in Austria mate
the Royal Parks in london are well peng and lovely for all the family
Thanks man. Wish they'd stay like that but this is honestly just the post shoulder-day pump. It will hopefully become the baseline in a couple of months.
What's the shoulder routine