Go to 100°C sauna

>go to 100°C sauna
>5 minutes later a sw*Doid enters the sauna as well
>"aj! fitta helvete det är för het i här!"
>he FUCKING DIES from the heat

VALHALA'D

Can tell you something that that really happened once I was in finnish ferry sauna.
>be me 22 at the time
>get really wasted and take the spa tour and shit
>do all the stuff and last part is relaxing sauna time
>get in sauna it's filled with men and women
>sit a bit away from people and relax
>moments later a freaking hot milf with body like a goddess comes in
>you could literally see the sweat going down through her body and everything
>get the hardest boner in my life
>a young finnish twink sees my boner and gets closer and closer to me
>didn't notice him until he was besides me
>he says to me with meek accent in swedish "y-you shouldn't get a boner here, people can get wrong idea"
>reply to him "sorry hot ladies is too hard to avoid"
>still focusing my vision on that goddess
>while being all hooked up on that hot lady, I didn't notice the twink was playing around with my dick
>after 10 min I let out a big *ugh* and suddenly notice the twink was freaking wanking me off

>could see people staring at me and the twink giggling while parting away
>saw the hot lady giggle too and go out
>tfw she thought I am gay after this
>tfw missed chance to fuck a goddess
Had to settle down with pounding that fucking finnish twink for ruining my chance.

>swedes

did you fug him?

Did you manage to get the hot milf's number?

>suddenly notice the twink was freaking wanking me off
>suddenly notice

Sadly yes, I freaking missed the chance to breed with a pornostar level woman.
Are you joking with me?
How the hell am I supposed to approach to her when she freaking saw me getting wanked off by a dude?

If you're not going to talk to her in the first 10 minutes did you really have a chance to fuck her?

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>How the hell am I supposed to approach to her when I'm a faggot

FUCK YOU GAY FINNS, YOU DESTROYED MY ONLY CHANCE I HAD TO SETTLE DOWN WITH PUNISHING A FAGGOT.

WHAT IS CALLED A SWEDE MAN WHO CONSTANTLY HAS DERANGED PERVERT SEX WITH MULTIPLE MALE PARTNERS AT THE SAME TIME IN PUBLIC SPACES??????!!!

AN ORDINARY SWEDISH """"MAN""""


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>Sadly yes
>Sadly
but youre swedish so you should like it :----DDDDD

>Punishing a gay by fucking his boipussy

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Shit like this makes you cancerous faggots even more obnoxious than the resident Sup Forumstards. Fuck off.

h-hot(no homo tho)

Why are you so irritated Bruce

Maybe she's okay with that. It doesn't hurt to say hello and try to start a conversation.

I want to believe, but I fail to understand how someone can touch you without notice.

Same. He must have really been into that milf. Like dick throbbing and he probably just thought it was just that, his dick throbbing.