Things you won't hear a black person say

Things you won't hear a black person say

It's mine!

Thank you, have a good day.

FPBP

Hello, where can I apply for a job here?

Yes i did that.

happy fathers day

Thanks for the promotion, Sir!

Hey man I just realized I owe you some money, here you have it plus some interest.

No thanks. I've already had enough fried chicken.

Keep the change

Evening officer

>extra mayo please
>lets name our son, john
>lets use these foodstamps to buy actual food
>i hate newports
>pls no more chicken

"The answer this... "

>get me a box of dutches, it's cheaper than singles

>I'm here for the job application
>I'm guilty
>I'm raising my children

I had a great day at work.

Brb gotta eat dinner

"After a hard day of work I really look forward to come home to my wife and our son."

Sorry, officer. It won't happen again.

"Please" and "Thanks"

"Family, I'm home!"

this must be Your Bike lad

Nigger

"Ask"

I think I will go swim some laps.

this court is in session

"I've spent all night fixing up my resume but I'm still not completely satisfied with it"

WE WUZNT KANGS N SHIEEEET

>Oh my goodness me, I'm late for work!

Bye, honey, I'm going to work.

Hi son

"Honey I got the job"

"I do."

I dont do drugges

I hate watermelon and chicken.

Son, time for dinner!

"Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again"

>ask
>ambulance
>He did not do anything.

I'm here for the job interview

I'm responsible for my own actions

Let's go pick some cotton

"I don't have problems with white people"

I must ask as Britbong not living in an area full of apes are niggers this bad ..?
I thought it was the kebabed ..we have a few of them in streets in town but they getting deported soon an will stop our pastime of bricking their windows after the pub ..

Kebab are smart genetically but act like niggers because of their religion of peace.

Niggers are just animals.

That's not Chris Farley you dumbass.

Thank you, officer. Have a good day.

Maury, I am the father.

Cheers lad ..

"Here's your pen back. Thanks for letting me borrow it."

I dont want to rush you hunni if you not ready

Hmm the DOW Jones is down 100pts today.

I'm saving myself for marriage

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"I don't consider Hitler did wrong things."

PRAISE SUCC
FUCKING FALSE FROG GOD

"Thanks for the warning, officer!"

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it was his fault the officer shot him

sorry

"hi dad"

only one here that is totally not true. They say this all the time. It is their favorite word

I vote by my conscience. screw the free democrat offers!

Can't talk now, I don't want to be late for work.

>Good luck at work today Dad!

White culture is not to blame.

Happy Father's Day!

I love you, Dad.

Nigga =/= nigger senpai

I understand that things I don't like are not the fault of everyone I don't like.

Thanks for the warning officer, I'll be more careful next time

no thank you sir, i believe i've had enough chicken for one outing. good day to you

You're thinking of the term "Nigga".

"Nigger" has a completely different meaning in ebonics.

Egyptians were not black

kek

please sir may i have another

I'm allergic to watermelon, it makes my lips puff up.

praise kek

Excuse me sir, do you have a quarter? I will gladly pay you back with my mixed change here in front of this vending machine.

he wuz a bad boi, he did du sumthin

I'm sorry officer, I now realise what I did wrong. Thank you for what you do.

Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped your wallet

Why yes, Mr Colonialist, I definitely won't destroy what you've built for us.

Praise kek,

Also, "I have a degree"

let's name him James

Finnaly payed off my loan

"Right man, time to hand out these CVs and get a job!"

I do not like hotsauce on my fried chicken

sorry

Woh, I was almost late for work.

I'm coming home today, son.

Be back later, Dad! Just going in to work early!

I like my race and we've accomplished many things. I'm going back to the African capital to enjoy some holiday relaxation. I might even get a job there, it's so good!

my baby is spending all of his time reading, instead of focusing on basketball after school.

"Thanks dad"

I love that Piña Coladas song

I'm thinking about my future and the greater needs of society rather than my animal impulses.

Praise kek

Thank you for your daughter.