Let's have one of these.
Let's have one of these
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>Ancestors
>SPQR
Bad bait
Still more of a claim to Roman Ancestry than G*rmans
Did my best
Why would France out of them all end up as brother?
Yeah right?! It's not like they helped them defeat the british or something xD
We and France have always been bros, Lady Liberty is one of the most iconic symbols of the US and it was a gift from France. I'm also from Louisiana so naturally I feel close to France
Well, in that case i would have expected France to be best friend and maybe Canada/Australia to be the brother. But you're right about Louisiana being formerly french.
>colombia
i cant even make fun of you anymore
>Brother
>France
>Ancestors
>Bunch of inbred britbongs
>Best Friend
>Australia
>Friendly Rival
>China
>Natural Enemy
>Mexico
Off yourself
correct
A brother is someone who is connected with you from the core of your existence, you can have a fight with him or disagree with him from time to time but in the end you'd have eachothers back. And that right there is their relationship.
Brother works because it entails we have a deeper connection that goes back to the beginning. Austrailia/Canada is our BFF cause we both have big ass land that we killed a bunch of natives to get
>shitty meme arrows for shitty banter
>Banter
Off yourself
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>dem brothers
Based poortuguese colonies.
Agree with everything but change France with Canada.
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>best friend
>urgay
wew lad
Daesh was never an enemy of Israel.
I did my best.
>Daesh
Stop being a SJW cuck, use ISIL or ISIS.
>implying roman ancestry is something to strive for
I also nominate Scotland as simply 'Annoying'
yeah but I didn't know what to put there kek
Why won't you stop being so embarrassing, mom?
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>jews
>former enemy
But we are the jews
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pretty accurate tb.h
>dat ancestor
explain pls?
Thanks amigo
NOT THIS AGAIN.
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im gay
I think this is accurate...
>best friend
>not our greatest ally
It's the opposite you dumb ass. You're the SJW.
>anglos claiming roman ancestry
You don't even speak a romance language.
let me tell you the story of my people
When whitey are gone, you are fuckin done Jew. Chile won't have mercy
Soon, brother, soon.
> Daesh
Its spelled Islamic State
Seriously tho, why aren't you state? Or part of Florida?
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>bit hazy about origin nation,probably european aryans as they say.
>Chile won't have mercy
Ohhh fuggggg....
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>Natural enemy
Where is the loo?
>No Nepal despite you stealing all their land bahinchut
>forced meme
All joking aside, this is indisputable.
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I expected some big cock niggas and muslims in natural enemy, Sven
>Natural enemy
>ISIS
Fuck Puerto Ricans.
t. Florida
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Nah, the fuck I'm saying. What's the name of that African country with big cock niggers that always cuck Sweden?
>fought pakistan and china to get back lands forcefully occupied.
go read em books
Purge of Sup Forums autism when?
Somalia, gotchu senpai
>big cock niggers
lol wat
>forced
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Somalia! can't believe I forgot it. Thanks for da info bro, I felt kinda ignorant for a moment
>implying Mexico stopped invading you
Mexicans are a more dangerous enemy.
>shit-tier third world country facing same problems as us forcing memes from Sup Forums banter
>UK is enemy of Israel
Sand nigger detected...
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And people say whites lack imagination.
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Uk is enemy of of EU. Uk is Israels cuck.
u wuz illyrians and shit?
Best friend is Israel goy.
we wuz romans and shiet
>brother
>france
>not Canada
you dun fucked up
France is more like America's crazy cheese smelling uncle.
Perfect
>forced meme
let pol have good discussion
Greatest ally. Not friend.
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>Natural enemy
>Not Mexico
You have to go back.
Poles hates everyone and everything
>friendly rival
Because I rape and pillage my friendly rivals.
I'd like you to take a look at this and tell me what you think.
youtube.com
Notsureifshouldsave.jpg
It's government type genius
also
>implying we don't have our share of spaghetti niggers
>implying my last name doesn't sound like a type of noodle
It's a more an ideal future chart than a contemporary one
We're talking about today. And it isn't us who rape and pillage them right now
Petty good.
Ancestor wise, it should just be Britain, Germany, and Ireland. Obviously we came from Britain culturally, but ethnically we'e pretty much just krautniggers and potatoniggers.
I balked at France being our brother, but it's not that bad. I'd probably put Canada though.
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>i love your country
>tfw you put the UK instead of the EU
I'll let you off m8
top kek
Thought we were your best friend muh greatest ally...
Can't be bothered to make a pic I'm on my phone
Poland
Brother Hungary Czech and Slovakia
Father Polish Lithuanian commonwealth
Ancestry some slavic shit idk
Natural enemy Russia and Germany
Friendly rival literally no one
Best friend countries that let us immigrate
Former enemy Muslim shit+Austria Germany Russia
Also honorary mention is Ukraine they're literally just fucking annoying wtf Ukraine isn't even a real fucking country
How is Portugal England's best friend?