the flesh awakens
The flesh awakens
now this is a fucking quality post
Why not just jerk off with the other hand though?
Holy shit my fucking sides
>jerking it with your off hand
It can't be done. You can sustain but you can't finish.
Ebin ;P
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How many times have you masturbated? 3?
>not jerking it with your off hand for that fresh jerkin it feeling
That's sweet. You just make sure you treasure being a teen, kid. Don't let these years pass you by with regrets.
DURRRR WE R LE MASTURBATER XPERTS XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Fuck off
>getaloadofthisguy.png
I bet you've never done a "hello stranger" before either.
Take off the hard plastic shell off for some super sensations
Triggered as fuck.
Holy shit this is fucking hilarious
I'm in tears
That' snot me.
Reddit bump
>realizing it's possible to cum while masturbating with your offhand makes you an expert
Stay mad, kid.
>not realizing Luke is a hands free Jedi
>what is forcejerking?
Stay pleb kids
My ex once suggested I masturbate with my left hand because it feels better.
It didn't and was twice the hassle.
You just need to let it acquire some muscle-memory. I started doing it half-assedly for months because I was jerking by the computer but by now I practically never use my dominant hand even if I've got both free. Shit just feels better for some reason despite them being just as good at it.
I don't know if its because I've always jerked with the left but I don't understand why you would have a problem with it.
Its a repetitive and simple motion, do you have problems cutting a steak too?