The flesh awakens

the flesh awakens

now this is a fucking quality post

Why not just jerk off with the other hand though?

Holy shit my fucking sides

>jerking it with your off hand
It can't be done. You can sustain but you can't finish.

Ebin ;P

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How many times have you masturbated? 3?

>not jerking it with your off hand for that fresh jerkin it feeling

That's sweet. You just make sure you treasure being a teen, kid. Don't let these years pass you by with regrets.

DURRRR WE R LE MASTURBATER XPERTS XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Fuck off

>getaloadofthisguy.png
I bet you've never done a "hello stranger" before either.

Take off the hard plastic shell off for some super sensations

Triggered as fuck.

Holy shit this is fucking hilarious

I'm in tears

That' snot me.

Reddit bump

>realizing it's possible to cum while masturbating with your offhand makes you an expert
Stay mad, kid.

>not realizing Luke is a hands free Jedi
>what is forcejerking?

Stay pleb kids

My ex once suggested I masturbate with my left hand because it feels better.
It didn't and was twice the hassle.

You just need to let it acquire some muscle-memory. I started doing it half-assedly for months because I was jerking by the computer but by now I practically never use my dominant hand even if I've got both free. Shit just feels better for some reason despite them being just as good at it.

I don't know if its because I've always jerked with the left but I don't understand why you would have a problem with it.
Its a repetitive and simple motion, do you have problems cutting a steak too?