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>Aussie & Fancy Breakdown UFC 220
youtube.com/watch?v=pHMnn1c0yGs
>The MMA Hour - 01/15/18
youtube.com/watch?v=9XmD-DLfiGE
>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/15/18
youtube.com/watch?v=UxB1y8mscc4
>Promotional Malpractice Live Chat - 1/17/18
youtube.com/watch?v=tiuX1EY6Duc

>UFC 220 Embedded Vlog Series
Episode 1: youtube.com/watch?v=91T5bgXE4d0
Episdoe 2: youtube.com/watch?v=IbNJTLCitDM
Episode 3: youtube.com/watch?v=Sk4_z2bP0EU
Episode 4: youtube.com/watch?v=WGfj8p37PWA

/mma/ News:
>Cynthia Calvillo fails drug test for marijuana metabolites, facing UFC anti-doping violation
mmafighting.com/2018/1/17/16904384/cynthia-calvillo-fails-drug-test-for-marijuana-metabolites-facing-ufc-anti-doping-violation

>Uriah Hall responds to Dana White, says he had 'mini-seizure' and 'slight heart attack'
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/uriah-hall-responds-dana-white-says-he-has-mini-seizure-slight-heart-attack

>John Kavanagh: Conor McGregor still champion regardless of Tony Ferguson vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov outcome
mmafighting.com/2018/1/18/16906250/john-kavanagh-conor-mcgregor-still-champion-regardless-of-tony-ferguson-vs-khabib-nurmagomedov

>Portion of Saturday's ONE Championship 67 streams on Twitter thanks to new deal
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/one-championship-67-streams-twitter-new-deal

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>>>John Kavanagh: Conor McGregor still champion regardless of Tony Ferguson vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov outcome
>mmafighting.com/2018/1/18/16906250/john-kavanagh-conor-mcgregor-still-champion-regardless-of-tony-ferguson-vs-khabib-nurmagomedov

BiSchaub Bless All My Buds!

WEK OOP STEEPAY

YOU KIN GO BACK TO OHIO AND FIGHT FIRES NOW

DA OCTAGON IS NO PLACE FOR YOU

Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov

Janaisa Morandin has a top tier wmma bunda

And still

is kavanagh edmond tier these days?

Laugh at this man. I waited until he went through the effort to make his shit thread just to steal the new thread from him. Laugh heartily at him

J A N A I S A

THank You Based Calendar freind!

I love the news!

lol you're so awesome.. good job as usual bud ;^)

And new

its pretty impresssive

Lol

I haven't laughed at an OP like this in forever Dockie.

Lel your best work ever friend.

KEEP IT UP KEEP IT UP

BUDZ 4 LYFE

Based calendar you're alright in my book

Heeminder btw:

pastebin.com/6v6iHAXd

Where's the /heem/ news?

WHEN Stipe gets sent to the shadow realm, what's going to happen? He'll probably never be the same and there isn't anyone else who can beat giga nigga.

You're really upset aren't you? Didn't even get to link to your thread. You're gonna get baited every time. Just stop making threads my guy

Calendar makess the best threads the rev the spammer and based bong which is WRONG

kekers

/nba/-/heem/ bro-ship checking in

WEW

Schaub Bless ya bud!

You made this thread like 15 minutes ago to make sure you were the OP tho

imagine thinking stipe wont heem ngannou

Say my name.

I hope it's a quick and painless flash KO for Stipe. Don't want to see his career get deleted he's a nice and funny guy but it's Ngannou's time now

the ngannou meme finally ends Saturday

AND STILL

calendar gets pissy when you randomly decide to make a thread though pretty sure he's got me filtered

Sleepay

thanks for staying lowkey all night and day bros

we'll UNLEEESHHH later this evening bisping bless

PAUL C TAKE A PIC AT LUDWIGS MY FRIEND

imagine the memes regardless of the result

nigger slayer

Don't rev him too hard lad or else he's gonna start spamming (again) Try and go 29% on him.

what do fellow euros usually do?
watch live or the next evening with a torrent?

Ngannou meme ends soon.

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THIS THREAD IS FART PIANO APPROVED!!!
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guys mel gibson did a podcast with rogan

Oh noes BLESS BLESS BLESS

If Big Nig and Volkan win I will literally commit sudoku

>regardless of the result

>Steepay wins
>racebaiting happens
>Ngannou wins
>racebaiting happens

It's a question of which version of racebaiting you can stomach more.

now THAT is comedy

you cant approve 2 threads in a thread war. leave now

Did he immediately go for the jew stuff?

bless
this is subpar as fuck buddeh

thoughts on this scene?

i haven't seen it yet but i'm hoping theirs some gems in their hopefully mel gets on the sauce and slips a few truthbombs out

it's strictly about stem cells, sadly

how ironic are you gonna be today Adan?
You're a bitch

On the bright side, apparently stem cells can cure autism.
Some of you faggots should consider this.

damn i reckon before they broadcast they discuss what topics they will talk about i doubt they freeball it

you guys catch the new upload on Sup Forumss favorite site?

based Calender

jesus she must be dripping wet

look at the size of his arm compared to her leg
just imagine what his ____ would do to her _______

kill yourselves

someone posted the heem teem discord on Sup Forums

fuck sake

...

tell me, why would a white woman want a black bull?
>b-because white men are inferior

yes, but why, mechanically

This guy is my new favorite meme

...

kill yourselves

Excellent use of a fresh meme sir

kys

Wew whitebois blown out by based lizardman

Prime Schaub would heem Prime Ngannou buddehs, I'm sorry but it's the unironic truth and the truth hurts so... yeah BLESS YOU

T-City bless

UFC is quite clearly reading the depraved commentary below, they threw that in there strictly for the cucks.

Please save us Stiopic

You think this loser ever leaves his computer to do something else?

He will save us.
Ngannou is dumb as fuck, if he wins by brute power alone, i'm done with this ''sport''

>tfw fresh meme goes over your head

Imagine if NGannou starts getting good at shit talking and literally becomes the black version of Gooby

w h o m

>heem now blacked-posts
Jeez

bless buddehs

jiu jitsu lizard on jre

women are revolting

half the time

Gotta remember that most young Americans are non-white. And in a few decades Western Europe, too. Russia will have to hold the fort.

>I'm done with this sport
Good

i for one welcome our new bisexual overlord

I like how the low life spamming pedo sperg knows I'm talking about them. You will always be a loser.

>Russia
>White
For sure my man 100% Muslim Mongol Eurasian rape babies count as white

hilarious but desu it made perfect sense because he explained at the beginning that he uses his experience as a university lecturer to teach jiu jitsu, the way he's asking joe all the questions would just be the way he did classes where you prompt students in the class and shit.

first day? half this site are porn-damaged cuckfags, heem is no different

>b-b-but it's ironic cuckposting
nope

Did Rogan really refuse to voice over UFC 3?

...

Bless buds staylowkey or you'll upset the bong again

He's desperately trying to stay ironic

Imagine just imagine being right there

i'll admit, i almost exclusively watch cuck porn, it's just too hot

Someone screencap this for future use

Ufc gyms, worth it or not? Or just go to a local training facility?

fuck bizbong and fuck you faggots.

>mfw I realised the rivalry between Russia and America is between a white Christian nation with a long history, and a pornographic mulatto nation with no (serious) history
>mfw I realised Russia are the good guys

Stay away from UFC gyms, find out where the local fighters in your area go and train there

>poltards' view on world are that simplistic

Don't worry 95% of white men these days think like you. Actually that's incorrect cause even back in the day slave owners had jungle fever despite all their attempts to try and hide it with ridiculous laws

>implying I am going to pour a tonne of complexity into a shitpost
Go and shoot some cheap drug, Vladi.

What is /heem/'s consensus about NBA athletes like that competing in MMA?

Would they demolish the competition due to otherwordly reach, strength and agility?
OR would they get injured too easily during fights and camps? I mean, these guys get really hurt a lot, and that's playing basketball which has much less intentional contact.

Polturds like to oversimplify things cause they're mostly brainlets who think in binary

Lanklets with glass bones would get absolutely BTFO but someone who's actually built and has good reach (Lebron) would wreck shit

is there ufc on saturday