Brit/pol/ - Alfred the Great Edition

NEW CABINET

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the House of Lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: CHRIS GREYING
>Work & pensions sec: DAMIAN GREEN
>Environment sec: ANDREA LEADSOM
>Local gov't sec: SAJID JAVID
>NI sec: JAMES BROKENSHIRE
>Business sec: GREG CLARK
>Int'l dev't sec: PRITI PATEL
>Culture sec: KAREN BRADLEY
>Leader of the House of Commons: DAVID LIDINGTON

SACKED

>Chancellor: GEORGE OSBORNE
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
>Work & pensions sec: STEPHEN CRABB
>Chief whip: MARK HARPER

STILL A BACKBENCHER
>Moggy

>Thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632

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post sp. memes

Nige for Anime Protectorate

first for Moggy

1st for Nat Soc being the only suitable ideology for Britain

Pokemon go is a lot of fun, you goys should try it.

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twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/753687954829242368

Fuck off we aren't buying into that mass surveillance shit

I find more Pokemon in my house than I do walking around.

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The bbc really needs to scale back, they shit out so much dross that could easily be made by the private sector and doesn't need even the pretence of impartiality

They should could the core services but it's an unwieldy beast that needs its wings clipped

Have we started the fire?

Alred the Great you mong.

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BUILD WALL MARINE!

that's dank af mate

the first man to dream of a united england

I posted like a yank in the trump general, now they know how it feels

Kill yourself.

>He says while posting on an imagebord run by a man who is known to sell user data to China

Go away

I've only found 2 in my house so far, theres loads in local parks too

>Not knowing the history of this sceptred isle

Broo tal reshuffle

They're already getting hammered by fewer and fewer people tuning into their services. Once people learn that they can get by without the shitstain that is the TV License, they're finished.

Holy shit, I must have missed this while I was out, this is amazing.

I must reunite the Anglo People - Alfred the last true, not shit King of England

King "Danes, Danes go away" Alfred

Just started watching House of Cards (UK)

Every episode ending with

>You might well think that Mattie, I couldn't possibly comment

Le funny clever writers

>British general with Rising Sun flag

Why?

PAKIS OUT REEEEEEE

>waaaa Sup Forums user data is the same as a program that lets users spy on themselves

Anime

Lads, Theresa's pick just got the ultimate endorsement.

You're embarrassing

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No one responded to you except a Leaf.

It's based on Operation Tideforce

A bit small, but it's a start

>le rat outside parliament

SOUBRY SACKED

>being this bluepilled
You deserve to be tracked

Frogs in flames

Based BoJo.
Are we just going to continue pissing off continentals forever?

It just gets better.

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Here's Jacob Rees-Moggs sister

Delete this x

No.
The other user is right, you are a bit of a twat.

That's brutal.. we should have allied with them though

>Paid to piss off the French
Living the dream

>reminder that Andrew Neil is probably short enough to ride Molly onto the This Week set.

Fucking good

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You sound like a fatass whos too socially anxious to go out of the house and have fun, its not like im doxxing myself by walking around with my location on

DELETE THIS

>hancock gone as well
hallelujah

Hmm, i find DD goes through phases were his either incredibly based or backwards.

He seems to be in a based phase at the moment, so perhaps.

Offensive and defamatory pls delete

Oh you really do have to go back.

youtu.be/iOlYkp1MCXc?t=2m19s
2:19

Fantastic blue eyes.

>Matt Hancock is kill

Thank fuck, slimy little turd muncher

I'm thinking of getting a king Alfred tattoo

Which is more of a shithole, Paris or London?

was mock the week ever funny, or was i just younger and more easily entertained

>Annunziata

wew lad

More Mogg plz

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Why does Mogg insist on being a backbencher?

I would gladly fight and die for him and I'm a pussy when it comes to violence.

Just getting tired of Pokaymons Go shilling everywhere, the implications of a game like that are frightening

Unfounded assumptions

>Annunziata

wut

BUILD THAT FUCKING WALL

You're going to reeducation center to cure you of this degeneracy.

paris

>300 suicides.
youtube.com/watch?v=NUHk2RSMCS8

fucking lel is this real

>have a look in Trumpgen
>no idea what the fuck anyone is on about

clap politics are like some nightmarish reality show

Lads, I know little of our countries history because education is so poor

Where do I start? Any good books?

>tfw you will never hear Suzanne Evans coo lightly as she tries to force one of her large granny nips into your pisshole

Im over you and your posts

Is she 6 foot 6 though?

Merton used to be funny, a bit less now.

>Annunziata
patrician tier name desu

I hear he's been made the new JUSTice secretary

>that's dank af mate

Underage. Reported

Hey everyone you need pokeymon Go! Get it now! It's not like this is a politics board but I'm going to shill it anyway!

WAS THIS MAN A BLAIRITE?

Well, that negates the disappointment which was the Battle of Singapore.

It means Mary the Virgin.

Bojo is exactly where we need him to be, pissing off the continentals.

He also wrote a poem about the Turkish premier fucking a goat the other week.

I can't think of a better foreign sectretary, actually. Not even Prince Philip.

This is going to work out lads. We fucking won for once.

would waifu 10/10

Good they're both cunts.

Truck drives into crowd in France

Did bin lorry driver Harry Clarke get another job?????? lol

rt.com/news/351086-panic-nice-france-crowd/

'The English and their History' by Robert Tombs
'A Monarchy Transformed' by Mark Kishlansky

The absolute state of you

'The English and Their History'

Being a manlet is alright if you're that fucking based.

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video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/753687860826476544/pu/vid/1280x720/j8WVGO8ADE5JTnTU.mp4

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It's because Trump is going to announce his Vice President/running mate tomorrow and people are freaking out.

Isn't the guy chosen shit?

>out of the park with her first swing.

May may just be Maggie 2.0. after all.

Who was a better Kang: Arthur or Alfred?