>Dwayne Johnson brought something big to close out Sony's CinemaCon panel Monday night: the first look at Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.
Here's a breakdown of the footage to the newly retitled film:
>The footage begins with four high schoolers in detention. Their teacher orders them to clean out the basement of the school, and they find an old video game console, which features the game Jumanji. You pick a character, and as the teens learn you are that person in the game ... which transports you to a jungle.
>One rather nerdy boy is surprised (and rather pleased) to see he's got the muscles of The Rock. The popular girl in school is horrified to learn she's got the body of Jack Black.
>Earlier during the panel, Johnson spoke of meeting Robin Williams, who starred in the original 1995 hit, backstage at CinemaCon years ago, and said the new film would be a "big" and "global" homage to the first Jumanji.
>Jumanji is from director Jake Kasdan and opens Dec. 22.
Hudson Campbell
This is a disgrace to the original but who cares, look at that tummy
Alexander Martinez
>Jumanji is a video game
GET FUCKED. Why not just create an original title if you're just gonna shit over the main concept of the original.
Jack Butler
muh dick
William Sullivan
if it follows convention, are we going to see a romance between jack black and the rock?
Camden Stewart
Get ready for retro jokes
Honestly how do you fuck this up by making it a video game
Brody Nelson
This casting has made me cautiously optimistic about this movie since I love everyone involved. It isn't like the original was some big masterpiece.
Jaxon Lewis
does that mean Karen Gillan is actually a teenage boy?
Landon Scott
what fucking convention might you be referring to, you cave dwelling pond scum?
Austin Rogers
>oh shit, I'm a girl! a hot one! >and I'm a guy! and a fat one! >woah guys, check out my muscles! >I'm still black, fuck...
Brayden Cooper
>It isn't like the original was some big masterpiece.
It wasn't shit either, at the end of the day it's a really well made family movie that balanced humor and drama better than most of the shlock these days with great performances all around.
>my face when they pulled a Peter Pan with Van Pelt
Ayden Thompson
this is why you shouldn't pierce your navel
Ian Fisher
navel piercings are cute I'd be more upset about a tattoo fucking Larkin Love
Jacob Ross
meh I woud so hard
Christian Sanders
>videogame
DROPPED R O P P E D
William Rivera
>Refers to "shlock" as if it's a bad thing >Defends the original Jumanji Literally contradicting yourself. You're right that it wasn't a bad movie, but it's the epitome of shlock
Brayden Martin
>>Refers to "shlock" as if it's a bad thing
Look it up sometime, you might learn something
>but it's the epitome of shlock
No one will ever agree with you on this.
Brandon Wilson
>Doesn't know what a connotation is >Tries to sound smart When you refer to a movie as shlock, you're refering to something which you know is a silly film, but it's enjoying anyway. Such as Jumanji
Benjamin Mitchell
the neo-Disney Beauty and the Beast convention, I assume
Kayden Jackson
>When you refer to a movie as shlock, you're refering to something which you know is a silly film, but it's enjoying anyway.
For you.
Carter Diaz
>it's another shitty dwayne johnson family movie please not again
Logan Rogers
Are they doing a D&D movie better than D&D movies?
Hudson Ward
>they get sucked INTO THE VIDEO GAME >nerdy guy gets muscles >pretty girl gets man tits >Jumanji: WELCOME THE THE JUNGLE Jesus.
Andrew Parker
>mind of little girl >body of Jack Black If only it had been the other way around she would have been perfection
Dylan Parker
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
WE GOT FUN AND GAMES
Elijah Ortiz
pond scum doesn't dwell in caves, dude
Jaxon Torres
>Jack Black's character is a girl
Hmmmmmmm
Gabriel Reyes
I'm a simple man; I see Dwayne Johnson cast in a film, so I forget that film exists.
Tl;Dr, OP.
Gavin Hill
Synthwave soundtrack or gtfo
Grayson White
>jumanji >video game
Julian Walker
He is insufferable
Brayden Russell
So it's TRON
Dylan Harris
I want all people involved with this movie to die of asscancer.
Nolan Miller
>creepypasta b& gaming pastas years ago Hollyweed literally read fanfic creepypasta as inspiration
Josiah Hill
Fuck you faggot, the original is the perfect children's film.
Nathaniel Flores
>produced by Columbia (Sony) Pictures >written by Scott (((Rosenberg)))
fuckin WEW lad
Austin Diaz
This really makes me sad. Jumanji was one of my favorite films as a kid and this is looking like absolute shit so far. i fucking hate (((Hollywood))).
Hudson Sullivan
>yfw the popular girl in Jack Black's body starts masturbating to Karen Gillan
Adam Gomez
I'm seeing triple! Nine Karens!
Angel Allen
JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
WHY?
Austin Martin
I WANT KAREN GILLAN TO SUCK MY COCK
Jackson Sanders
>implying I give a shit i just came here to laugh.
I cant wait for the ROCK to show his masterful acting techniques. From grunts to "get to the choppa" he has it all,true artisan of his craft that will be measured by millions of dollars if not more.
Dylan Campbell
Absolute quads of truth
Nathan Watson
Makes me hope this shit is going to flop hard.
Carson Thompson
>Jumanji >video game ffs Just the other day I found my old Jumanji book on tape read by Williams. Fuck this movie. Fuck the Rock's kissing studio ass.
Elijah Rogers
I can't tell if he's hot or not
Julian Rivera
>Sony pictures presents a rehash of a movie that no fan of the original would want to see >starring all your favorite B-list actors that you've most definitely heard of
Going to be a hard pass on this one
Robert Taylor
man i'm so disappointed this show got cancelled.
america just isn't ready for an alpha male asian man domineering over his slutty ginger subordinate.
Ryan Perry
>John Cho's character in "Selfie" >Alpha
r/AsianMasculinity, please go.
John Turner
it was a joke but i still get disappointed thinking of how good the show could have been. his character was the autistic kind of funny