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Azor Jaqen edition

first for generals are cancer and GOT is reddit

Fuck off nigger

Eh Azor Jaqen I guess?

>I don't like this topic
>I also don't like the fact that you've contained this topic to one thread rather than flood the entire board with it

>Season 4
>Tyrion and Jamie depart as friends
Whole series doesn't make any sense now.

oh god you're on your phone and you tried typing out the old thread number, didn't you
here you go

What is the appeal of Gay of Thrones?

>characters are all ugly
>everybody dies & story is still boring because of this
>magic and cool people don't exist

Are there any redeeming qualities?

Thank you sweet user.
Also you aint mad are you?
Please dont be angry, I made a mistake alright.

Damn it, I was going to make a Jaqen the rapist edition

Haha, ain't gonna happen right now mr. pedo faggot. You lost

>characters are all ugly
blame D&D's bong casting idk, grrm writes 80%+ of his characters as attractive af
>everybody dies & story is still boring because of this
literally 3 pov characters have died and 2 have been brought back to life (only one in the show, but you get the point, it's a meme that gurm kills everyone).
the show mostly did a decent job of capturing the intrigue and nuance that made the story interesting up until s5 imo, but it's mainly gone to shit since sadly
>magic and cool people don't exist
what's this even meant to mean

It was done so that Jaime would be the butthurt one, because Tyrion is always good and right about everything.

Post the following greentext about
Those characters

Stannis
Tywin
Roose
Euron
Jaqen
Old nigger
Pyat Pree
Riverlands peasant
Meereen slave

yeah i would've liked seeing dinklage doing the whole cynical spiral into depression thing, but nope, le witty cock joke dwarf is proud to serve your grace dragon kween

>be at reading club
>everyone's describing ASOIAF and their favourite characters
>Starkfags everywhere, discussing Jahn Snuhh being TPWTP
>comes my turn to name my favourite character
>"R-Roose Bolton" I whisper
>everyone starts laughing at me, calling me a turncloak coward
>people now begin to talk about how good of a king Robb was
>I am sitting in the corner, weeping silently
>I suddenly remember to always believe
>I take out my flayed man action figure and rub it's belly
>I whisper three times "The Roose is loose"
>nothing happens
>I don't lose hope
>Five minutes later, a low rumbling is heard
>Suddenly, the door bursts open and a gaunt figure is seen
>It's Roose
>I am so happy
>He winks at me and snaps his fingers
>Everyone is instantly flayed alive, their bodies writhing on the ground
>Everyone is flayed except one craven Starkfag who started the Robb is GOAT King talk
>He snaps his fingers again
>Ramsay appears and takes him back to the Dreadfort
>He says something about needing a new Reek
>I am grateful and euphoric
>My master looks at me
>I stare into his pale eyes and know what needs to be done
>I get down on my knees
>I whip out my Leech Lord's pale member and commence my duty
>His cum was as pale as his eyes
>I know my lord isn't satisfied
>I must be punished
>He gets me on all fours
>I become his Fat Walda, and squeal and shudder with delight
>He releases the Bolton lineage inside me
>He whispers "my blade is sharp"
>My Leech Lord is now satisfied
>He bids me adieu and clicks his wolf-skin boots three times, vanishing into the night
>I know I shall see him again
>Roose is love, Roose is life
ok so it's old, im posting it anyway faggots

Yes very good!
I like you.

Next character!

I don't have pastas for every character sadly

obligatory maisiepost

is this accurate?

I wouldnt call Stannis a villain, he is more of an assholish hero

Friendly reminder that Jon Snow is now a deserter of the Night's Watch, and all men of honor are obliged to bring him before the King's justice.

>Elder god
Bowen Marsh
>Great tier
Jaime, Theon, Tyrion, Connington, Kevan, Melisandre, Stannis, Mance
>High tier
Petyr, High Sparrow and his followers, Stoneheart and her crew, Victarion, Cersei (vaguely), Tywin (also a stretch)
>Mid tier
I guess Dothraki, Harzoos, Wildlings, and Iron Niggers in general, they're just following their dumb as fuck culture and trying to work with what little resources they've been given
>Meh tier
Euron fits the mysterious and seems to be insane bill pretty well, we don't know what motivates Varys and Illyrio yet so they also go here for now
>Shit tier
Joffrey, Ramsey and his boys, Roose, Walder and other asshole Freys, Gregor, Qyburn, Bloody Mummers, Craster, Varamyr, Chett, Rast, Alliser...

I wanna bang that troll.

Farewell (insert name here)

Da fuck?...

>littlefinger
>retaliating against misdeeds

He is. Everything he does is motivated by him getting cucked by high nobility.

that's not a misdeed, that's just him being buttblasted that his waifu didn't love him

Waifu?
Waif

He perceives it as a misdeed. Whether he is right or not, he is motivated by revenge and a desire to play the system which kept him low due to his birth.

Waif of the House of black & White

What is her backstory and motivation
?

misdeed implies something clearly wrong was done to them
by your logic joffrey should be in high tier since he retaliates against the misdeed of arya's wolf biting him
walder fit's better into high tier under this description desu

>Jaquen "Winter Soldier" H'ghar

Will the Waif return in Season 7?
Her storyline not finished yet.

Now that's the spirit, user brother.

>Jaqen "The Monk" H'ghar

Waif Did Nothing Wrong!

Goodnight, /got/
Hope this thread won't have died early when I wake up tomorrow

Waifposter

I don't think Walder is genuinely doing it because he feels slighted. I read him more as an opportunistic vulture who wanted to be on the winning side. But yeah, it could go either way with him.

As for Joffrey, yeah, at the moment he was swinging his sword around he was retaliating. But most of the time he is just motivated by his gleeful sadism. With Petyr, he is always doing it because he got BTFO'd as a kid. And let's not minimized what happened to him. He nearly got killed by Brandon, humiliated by his well meaning waifu, bullied by Edmure, raped by Lysa, banished by Hoster, and he was constantly looked down upon or overlooked due to his low birth by men less talented than him. None of that was just or necessary. Nothing excuses his actions of course, but all of it still sucks.

she's dead mate move on

haha jaqen r'aper edition

is that McAvoy?

Daily reminder that Samwell Tarly is now a thief, and by all laws his father is well within his rights to execute him.

>Implying there are enough off-season GoT fans to flood the board.

Am I the only one who watches this show every year, researches the lore, get's really into it, and then completely forgets about it until it airs again?

Bloodlustful cunt joins the murdering cult. Baits newbies into fucking up so she has a reason to hunt them.

No that is Tom Wlaschiha aka Jaqen H'ghar

What is her relationship with Master Jaqen? Also why is she such a bloodthirsty cunt?

moral support for jaqen's rape victims

>researches the lore
Just read the book wikifag.

Same relationship Arya has with Jaqen. Waif is only further along in her training, so she's trusted with more duties.
She just likes killing things.

Do you love Waif, will you trust her?
Is s-she a sociopath? Also does Waif loves Jaqen?

I want to fuck/rape a clown.

>characters are all ugly
Which POV characters besides Tyrion and Brienne are actually unattractive? We've had more characters of unusual attractiveness (Daenerys, Cersei, Sansa) than we have had ugly characters

like, a normal regular clown?
or a slutty clown?

Normal regular clown.

I want to fuck/rape a normal regular clown.

No love

Stannis Baratheon

If you count prologue/epilogue, Chet, pate, will, Kevin were all kinda ugly. Also arya goes though a gangly phase

Dump the bump

this doesn't seem like a very nice thing to do. why do you want to do that?

What, raping a clown?
Why the fuck not? I want to feel and know how it is to fuck / rape a clown.

First for Davos

Second for King Jon

Second for Jaqen

...

Imaging how full Sup Forums would be with all the got threads pop out of nowhere.

Cant wait.

If Matthos isn't addressed I'm going to mail me poop to the Jews

i'll send them granny's peach tea

"not enough jews! this is a antisemitic thread!"
said BHL.

D&D don't remember Samwell is a PoV character. You seriously think they remember Matthos?

And this happened 4 seasons ago. They don't give a fuck what happened so long ago.

The last time they came back on something that happened 4 seasons ago was Theon-Tyrion discussion where Tyrion talks about how Theon insulted him, but in the actual discussion Tyrion was shittalking Theon for 2 minutes before Theon even said anything.

So, if they even mention it, it'll probably go like "Well, Matthos was my son and I cared for him, but you had no choice to stab him when you saw him torturing a young girl for his sick amusement".

that man looks like he can rape

Captian Euron Greyjoy
Ship:Silence
Crew: mute Ironborn and some mongrels niggers bastards sailors (probably telepathic)

Silence looks pretty cool desu

Euron desu, desu senpai.
Also his mute loyal crew are telepaths.
Except his mongrels bastards.

Yeah good point
I will likely be dumping in an envelope this July

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Drogon is the best character.

And here we go again!

drogon is a gay nigger

Viserion is

Damphair vamphair
Damphaire vampire

LOL lol LOL lol LOL

Drowned God, Salty God
Seawater, Saltwater

Kek fucking Ironuntermensch.

are your retarded..he's called damphair because of his wet and damp hair.

roose is the reverse vampire of the story. instead of drinking blood he leeches blood and his house in constant conflict with the starks is reminiscent of vamps vs weir wolves

nobody needs to hear what you identify as

all the dragons are good, but drogon is the best character out of them and out of everyone

Why did Victarion "stupid Baby" Greyjoy let measter Kerwin be killed and thrown in the sea?

Measter Kerwin Did Nothing Wrong!

Retard...retard you say. No I'm mad, mad to the bone. Nevertheless...damphair rhymes whit vamphaire.

So now I gonna make this rhyme, Damphaire Vampire moehaha whaha!

Fucking ironborn savages

it doesn't rime..what kind of a special retard are you?

The one who will save you from the darkness and the evil dark minions of Reddit.

I'm not retard, my dumd foolish friend, I am crazy and mad? a mad crazy savior who cares genuinely about your life.

Euron vs Victarion
Greyjoybowl

Get Hype!

Stannis Baratheon greentext who?

A man gets dubs

Which men did get dubs?

This thread is fucking dead.
Will the summer /got/ threads be dead also?

Meanwhile in Braavos,

Jaqen has day off.

A formal list of the greatest knights of Westeros:

Ser Ten of House Goodmen
Ser Twenty of House Goodmen
Ser Forty of House Armedmen
Ser Sixty-two of House Proudmen
Ser Fifty of House BestkillersontheIronIslands
Ser Sweet of House Girl
Ser Goodgirl of House Badpussy
Ser Andnaohit of House Bayginz
Ser Nhonaoh of House Witenz
Ser Waresma of House Sistah
Ser Funneh of House Hore
Ser King of House Indanorf
Ser Chaosh of House Isaladdah
Ser Iam of House Lordbolton
Ser Andarranal of House Ashposethassoffshashebleashwell
Ser Youreagreedy of House Bitch
Ser Andhoo of House Aaryoo
Ser Ayam of House Thadrunnedgad
Ser Letsgo of House Murduhtham
Ser Ima of House Fookinlegend
Ser Cuzhehad of House Aahrmer
Ser Andabig of House Fookinsword
Ser Poisond of the House Byhisenemies

This autism reaches over 9000!
Autism on whole new level.

No these threads fly by during on season

all the dragons are shit but Drogon is the worst of them all because he's the closest to Dany and keeps saving her life.

If he eats her alive in S7 he'll become the best character. Not until then.

that looks like a man running from the best rape in his life

Season 6, episode 10.

Jaqen after let Aryo go home