/hoc/

BAWITDABAW edition

Reminder to never EVER post in a grease thread

Kid Rock was a mistake

if odds this thread. evens the other

Have a good weekend everyone

>10 games on a Thursday
>3 games on a Friday

people are out having lives and hanging with friends on friday

Go look at every saturday, Dane.

Nothing beats bonding over a great hockey game with cold beers and a comfy mood
Yeh 9 games tomorrow; including a Leafs v Sens game - still think it looks a little weird, but well

Early 2000s Canucks jerseys were kino

Daily reminder that Sean Couturier has scored 26 (TWENTY SIX) goals this year.

this is definitely the thread

There are always few games on Friday. Go skating with your kids or take your wife to dinner.

The NHL is trying to keep the "hockey night im Canada meme" so they have 3-5 games friday, then like 2x as many on Saturday

Most games starts at 01:00 here, they're asleep by then anyway
Guess that's the reason yeh; Coach's corner on Saturdays is pretty based too, guess that's okay then

Was this ever a discussion?

kek this reminds me of when i did my military health inspection i had no idea they would check my penis so naturally i hadnt washed my putrid penis in couple days. so when the nurse pulled back my foreskin it had tons of cheese under it and smelled fucking horrible. it was really embarrassing
by the way i was like 17 or 18 so dont bully

*unbusts finnish prospects*
Heh, nothing personal kid

>he doesnt just oyster his undies and not shower for days after

what does oyster mean

I imagine wear multiple pairs and just take off the outer most layer. I would guess it's an /r9k/ meme since it won't you any cleaner.

Fuck I've been here too long if my logic brings me to that

Not even mad we lost last night, just proud of the boys for getting it back to 3-4

*runs train on the NHL*

Are the Avalanche /elite/?

>will forever be known as the 2nd best player from his shanty village

>win a solid 1-0 game against Vegas
>grind out a shootout win against Arizona (a team with half as many points)
Are the preds, dare I say it, elite?

""""No"""""

Updated Standings:
10 games last night and only 2 changes in the current playoff layout:
- 7 Metro teams played; 6 got points
- Preds jump Jets for first in the Central
- Avs sneak into the 2nd WC by overtaking Minnesota and bumping LA

>

*quietly grinds way to fart boss*

>no GP
What the fuck kind of shit standings are these

E L I T E

>Math is hard

Next Tuesday
In Vegas
Be there
At 10:00pm est/7pm pt
Jackets will win 3-2 in a shootout

>what is simple addition

Did Fleury hate Yinzers? Why the fuck did he never play this good for the Pongs?

>why did he never play this good
Fucking hell man, are you a yinzer yourself you, are you so blind that you think a goalie can do it himself?
The penguins had NO defense
The knights have a semblance of a defense
There is a reason why Sergei Bobrovsky is so good
There is a reason why Murray sucks dick and why bishop and korpisalo were amazing last night

Sean Couturier - 26 goals
William Karlsson - 24 goals
Micheal Ferland - 19 goals

by 19 January

even without the loser points we would still be above all the teams in the metro except for the Blue Jackets. I was right

>has a career 28 SA average
>has a 31 SA average this year
>MUH VEGAS DEFENCE IS SO GOOD

and look, the Senators have more OT losses than the Devils and look where they are.

Where did I say the Vegas defense is good? I know you can’t read but at least make an attempt
They have a bad defense but it’s a lot better than Pittsburgh

This is un-ironically how you activate almonds

What are you going on about? Your team is a loserpoint babby that will get BTFO by Coloumbus for their first franchise series win

>its a lot better than Pittsburgh
Stats say otherwise, moron

Vegas is the hockey equivalent of "hoof it to the pacy winger"

kek, calm down fox

Vegas D is unironically shit. If you cant see how Subban/Fleury/Dansk are responsible for 95% of their wins you obviously havent watched many games.

You’re right I haven’t been watching, but Pittsburgh’s defense is the worst in hockey

Get a load of this retard

>wins 2 cups
>worst defence in hockey

Really gets the noggin joggin, why bother even investing in D?

I'd argue the Leafs D is worse

That’s what happens when you have heavy scoring and a fantastic goalie in fleury

Say my name

>fleury
You mean the fleury that played .5 of a playoffs in the last 2 years?

Trips absolutely confirm

Inconsolable Swede

HENRIK HENRIK HENRIK

Henrik JUSTqvist

Thanks, Amerifriend!
Padqvist

you now remember 2006

Is he praying to Mecca for strength enough to get off the ice?

Hal why are you here every day and so angry? Based on what I'm paying for pickled herring I'm sure the processing plant could use another dimwit to gut fish.
Get that knife out and stop defending a franchise because one player from your province plays there.

I remember listening to my chemical romance in 2006

Not even angry, what gave you that impression?

he's right tbqh, you're an asshole hal

Fuck you ed

According to my autism Staples Center is oriented in a NE-SW direction. Therefore regardless of what side the home team starts on Henrik would not be facing the closest direction to Mecca. Wouldn't expect anything less from a low effort leaf shitpost though

>cuckmonton dickholders

>"You have no choice. It’s a pipe dream, I agree with you," Dreger told TSN's James Duthie on Thursday. "I’m still in the camp that believes that John Tavares and the New York Islanders are going to find that middle ground and he’ll stay and finish his career quite possibly with the New York Islanders. But in Tavares you have to be all-in if you’re the Montreal Canadiens. You’re so desperate up the middle of the ice.
>“I had an NHL executive tell me earlier this week that he believes that someone, if Tavares goes to market, is going to offer a seven-year term and $15 million per. Seven times 15.
Whos gonna fall for the meme?

Is there actually any proof for this guy supposedly being Swedish?

Who gives a fuck what Jame Duthie thinks

Thats Dreger you fucking moron. Dreger is /ourguy/

Who gives a fuck what James Duthie thinks

Henrik Lundpads

*autistic screechs and tips over the net*

*leaves crease and gets laid out*

OFFICIAL: #NYR defenseman Kevin Shattenkirk has a meniscus tear in his knee and will undergo surgery. Shattenkirk will be sidelined indefinitely.

fucking hell

He always finds a way ahahahaha

>rags

>R

9 in a row confirmed

>rags

F

>rags

Animal abuse isn't allowed on /hoc/

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is it wrong that I don't think this is necessarily a bad thing?

We want 10! We want 10!

Zipay just said he's been hurt all season,idk. At least we will probably get to see Tony DeAngelo actually play real minutes.

What part of the nyc metropolitan area are you from?

I'd believe it if he were hurt all season. He hasn't looked overly stellar since arriving in NYC.

>plz don't be another Nash

who would in their right mind bandwagon the >rags

Yonkers

90% of /hoc/ 4 years ago

Ted from Akron here
What a great game for Finnish goaltending last night
Every Finn Goaler won last night

Living in a big city is for poor people. True kino is living on a lake

Cleveland must be kino as fuck

the delusional is papable
someone post the screen cap

Toronto is on a lake