>mfw Dumb Muricans select a guy named João Moutinho as their first pick of their MLS draft thinking they're getting the OG article, but it's an entirely different guy
LMAO!
goal.com
Why are Americans so dumb!?
Mfw Dumb Muricans select a guy named João Moutinho as their first pick of their MLS draft thinking they're getting the...
Asher Martinez
Luis Perry
>implying americans know Moutinho
They can name maybe 7 footballers at best.
Christopher Cooper
>MLS draft
so you can draft guys like Mbrappe and Pulisic but never get to play them?
Cooper Thompson
no, you draft guys who were borderline not good enough to play professionally at 17-18 and so went to university instead
generally they're about as bad as you'd expect, but 1 in 10 turns out to be a pretty decent late bloomer and makes the whole system just barely worthwhile
Nathaniel Davis
no there is a list of draft eligible players released every year and its mostly kids at American universities or other players who were invited to the draft combine by MLS
you cant just draft Messi
John Rogers
>soccer
Ayden Lee
>MlelS
Just chuck it in the trash where it belongs
Jason Lewis
>the moor is actually this fucking stupid
Angel James
who the fuck is moutinho? i like soccer and watch many European games, am i supposed to know who he is?
Jacob Davis
he plays for monaco
Kayden Long
>portuguese making fun of americans expecting people to know a literally who
no i will not watch your league
Adam Diaz
>americans literally playing dumb just so that they can pretend they don't care about the sport when someone brings up getting knocked out by toothpicks and twist ties
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Matthew Rogers
Stop, you're embarrassing us.
Sebastian Anderson
>TRINIDAD AND TRIVAGO
William Gonzalez
>amerifat has no clue about the rest of the world
Wow, am I shocked
Isaac Wright
Pulisic Donovan Dempsey Bradley Pogba, I could name more but what's the point?
Benjamin Turner
TAMPERE & TURKU
Caleb Ramirez
TRINITY & TOBAGO
Robert James
This. The average American could name Beckham, Ronaldo, Pele, and maybe Messi.
Anthony Jones
t. retard
Stop embarrassing the rest of us please.
Colton Jackson
Why are americans so dumb and fat?
Gabriel Lee
Poor education system
Poor eating habits
Ample amounts of fatty/sugary fast food
No discipline for what people consume
Sedentary lifestyle
Juan Lee
also Klinsmann, I suppose?
Levi Wright
Why are foreigners eternally butthurt?