*auba still banned from the affenzirkus edition*
>Friday 19/01/2018
20:30 Kneelers BSC - Boruschia Dirtmund (1-1 82')
>Saturday 20/01/2018
15:30 SC Freeburger - Rasenball
15:30 VfL Wolfsburger - Eintracht Frankfurt
15:30 Hobb’n’Home - Neverkusen
15:30 Borruschia Mongladbach - FC Auagsburger
15:30 1. FSV Mainz 05 - VfB Buttfart
18:30 HIV - 1. FC Cologne
>Sunday 21/01/2018
15:30 Buyern - Werder Bremen
18:00 >Schalke - Hangover
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I like this meme a lot
Hi /bundes/
Hab euch alle ganz doll lieb
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a speedy young english player who looks really enthusiastic but needs 10m of space and 20 chances to produce anything
sandchyooo
>Toll, Jan!
>Ja, Don Sancho!
>20 chances
for dortmund that's a good rate, I mean yarmolenko needs like 50
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>hallo wach gegentreffer
Nice shoes
>think about tipping 1:1
>tipp 1:2
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>that throw in
excuse me
They look like shit
Isaak had an excellent shot
Dortmund would have won the last game and this one if they had someone who knows how to score goals.
guess my tip you faggot
I dunno Shinji pulls it off
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
Of course you like them
A kyewt
Bosz would still be coach, had he played Isak instead of Aubameyang
He's got great layoffs and good hold-up play. I could see him playing a Modeste role
haha, it's a poo joke. I get it
quick, what's the capital of Berlin?
Didn't say I like them, I said it suits him
Auschwitz
>had he played Isak instead of Aubameyang
isak doesn't score goals. dortmund haven't won a game since dropping obama.
wedding amk
Why can't Jupp become our national coach REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kreuzberg
This Stöger guy looks disgusting
He at least gives you the option of hoofing it up, which would have helped against the man-marking
>gefighted
wow I really hate this "word"
he's a meme
Schürrle is utter dogshit.
Toljan is mostly useless.
Sancho seems to lack a brain.
I don't know what the fuck Isak is doing.
how was that not a penalty
ahahahaha
refballed to shit
#metoo
>both arms around the guy
>no penalty
The absolute state of VAR.
Do they not do the VAR anymore?
Yeah, that was stonewall.
>muh decision on the pitch stands
There is no point in VAR when you have refs operating it FFS
it is no surprise that the refs prefer hertha in these matches. it is always the same.
Book him for diving. This isn't basketball
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What a joke haha
Thread song
>Hinrunde
Guy on the stands sneezes, emergency call from Köln: RED CARD AND PENALTY FOR RANDOM TEAM
Media: Fucking VAR is ruining everything
>Rückrunde
Dude get's Nelson'd in the box, nothing because Köln is afraid for getting shit at in BILD
German football is truly wonderous
learn to ref/the rules first, kevin
Wow. And I was actually afraid Dortmung could really be a danger to us this season a few months ago. Now I just feel silly. HAHAHAHAHA
uuugh
too many lewd girls
the fuck is this
fuck off, Streich
that wasn't a penalty
>us
>dortmund
Stop playing Shirley and too many kids. Also
>you now remember customers here rating a Ukranian league striker thinking they found the next Lewandowski
Yarmolenko is trash too. >>>>>>>>>>>>We need to buy a striker from Ligue 1 where the league quality isn't that huge of a drop off from Bundesu.
>not posting the superior version
Yes "us". The original Thomas Müller here. Now suck my cock!
haram
go back to sport 1 with all the other has beens who were relevant like 25 years ago like loddar
All Dortmund needed today to win is a proper striker so why can't Watzke just suck Auba's nuts and get it over with?
>so why can't Watzke just suck Auba's nuts and get it over with?
Because that's what they've been doing so far, and it hasn't worked.
you do realise the team hates auba for being a shithead and is sick of him? they all know he gets more money then them, constantly gets away with all kinds of stupid shit and now he should get back into the team after faking an injury so he would''t have to play against bayern?
wait a second
are unentschieden with Stöger a success or not?
Um, so? Auba is not replaceable atm so you do what you got to do to keep your important star players satisfied.
Not when it means pissing off all your other players.
>you do what you got to do to keep your important star players satisfied.
upset the entire rest of the team?
demonstrate to the team that once you're important you can do whatever the fuck you want and there will be no consequences?
no, that doesn't work, that's ridiculous short-termism. might get you a handful more points this season but will cost you way more long-term
this one was okay. remember that >>>we never won in berlin under tuchel, too. and this one was close to a victory with a trash team.
Dock his pay for every infraction but otherwise don't suspend him multiple times especially when you need him in the league to win points. Niggers love money so take away their money.
>Dock his pay for every infraction
You think they're not already doing that?
>this terrible feel when you realize that you still have to wait another 44 hours for your weekly >schalke dose
Stop playing McKennie as a CB. He's not a CB.
mckennie,kehrer?
arr rook same
What if Dortmund had Chicharito?
dont worry he wont play as CB
it was merely a next gen experiment
It’s a shame Dolberg is injured.
great, I got new speakers for my pc as a gift, because my old ones where pretty fuxx0red. Now I realize they have an input on them for headphones, but not for a mic/headset.
Means I have to plug the speakers out the headset in on the pc everytime I need the headset.
Ugh.
>speakers for pc
>fuxx0red
>using a headset
lmao back to 2002 with ye, golem
thank me later
damn we're really living in the future
okay time for the mobie
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not sure that works, if the input on the speakers is only for sound. Have to try it. I also have a headset that only comes with one plug, but the mic wont work on it.
based neven79
lmao
did you pluck that straight from TM?
Meanwhile Obamayang is walking around Dortmund wearing a Dembele shirt. Say what you want about him, he's kinda funny.
so normally you have:
speakers with 1 green plug
headphone with 1 green plug and 1 pink plug
what you do is but splitter in green connector on your sound card and put in speaker+headphone green plug
additionally you put pink headphone plug into pink sound card connector
wait are you implying that he behaves like a zirkusclown? at the affenzirkus?
absolutely racist. disgusting
why do you recognize his "sig"? creep lmao
ah, such a splitter, now I get it. Thanks Sup Forums, again you save the day
yes sure
I know all tm users on a first name basis
yes hello
*bunded*
Yes yes, goood night
I dont want to bundes any more
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that would mean even more dramu.
>McKennie as CB
When did that happened?
Just fold the league already. If Bayern are going to win every year and constantly buy up the competition, what's the point of even having a league?
It's a farce. An excuse to give Bayern a trophy and pour money into their accounts. I wouldn't watch Bundesmeme, even if I were German.
Yeah, buyern is killing the competition and can fuck off. But why should fans of bottom and midtable teams, that have no realistic chance of winning the league anyway (even without buyern), stop watching >their teams just because of some crooks and their retarded customer fanbase?