Play game

>play game
>nobody wins
Why are euros obsessed with this ""sport""

>A game where you can literally play not to lose and still advance

Americans get confused about the existence of draws in Football but it works like this:
a win is worth 3 points
a draw is worth 1 point

a draw against tobongo & tranquilla would have prevented a knockout

Because it's a continuous free flowing sport and promotes healthy, natural body proportions unlike your subhuman obese niggersports infested with 3 hours of commercials for every nanosecond of game time.

Mh liky big scor
no smal scor

>don't win any games
>can still win anyway
This is the power of "futbol""

>Because tied games are rare, some players have not known they were allowed in the NFL, such as former Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb, who said after a tie game against the Cincinnati Bengals that he did not know a tie was a possible result.

>in murrican sports teams lose on purpose so they might be better some years later

How can Ameriniggers be this clueless over their own """"""""""""""""""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?

>reward the worst team with the first pick of a draft

Its all they can afford

Common myth. People play other sports here and I'm sure Europeans can afford to play handegg.

You don't even need that much money to play basketball, for example.

because American "sports" are what the Americans have to endure whenever the commercials stop

If 7 points were awarded for every goal then Americans would like football. It's sad and hilarious but true.

Current euro champions didn't win a single game. This is somehow acceptable

>I'm sure Europeans can afford to play handegg

lmao

Even we have a team

Maybe there's hope for Brazil after all

>implying they could find a white QB.

Better question is why are you so obsessed with us and what we do and like?

>Why are euros obsessed with this ""sport""
He says as he makes a thread about it.
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why the jamals of burgerland never understand futbol?

is the african genes??

t. Jamal "fittysixperC3NT" Tyniqua Jackson III

If 56%stan can, why couldn't we?

>some players have not known they were allowed in the NFL

There was literally a tie between the Panthers and the Bengals two years ago. But it's not a regular, common occurence.

>regular time ends
>score tied
>play meme mini-games to force a winner and pack in another hour of commercials
>american "sports"

Not even close. First of all, it's six points, with the chance for one more. There are different ways to score, field goals are much easier and can happen from relatively long distance (but still can't happen from anywhere). It has extra layers of strategy that soccer does not, go for the easier but smaller points, or try to get the full 6+(1 or 2).

Sad that those who claim to follow a "non-brainlet sport" can't even understand this.

No, look at Europe, they are black but they love football.

How can you even post this with a straight face?

they won in OT

What are you on about. The number one strategy is to score a touchdown. No one plays for field goals. They settle for them.

>play game
>dies

>t. Losing to TripAdvisor and Trivago

>implying there's anything wrong with that
we still talk about mesoamerican ball hoop thousands of years later because players died at the end of the game

>mfw 49-7

That was because of that terrible 24 teams format that should have not been.

>Americans shit at the worlds most popular sport
>Proceed to say that it's the sport that's shit not them
>Argue that sports with more advertising than actual sport is better

honestly I don't get the global popularity of futbol, it's not even about the score, the diving, how cowardly some teams play, the lack of ambition from the small clubs, the disparity of the leagues, how a rich club can buy titles as someone buying socks, the whole sport makes me sick