I WANT TO CHEW TITS AND BLOW DICKS AND I'M ALL OUT OF DICKS EDITION
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First for I want to fuck my qt
I want to fuck mine as well. Where’s yours from?
I got a new dog today
posting it itt probably
its probably macchi
I want to fuck you :^)
no I’m Macchi.
N-no bully pls
Really though it's not bad here at all. Well the further east you go the shittier it gets but Prague is nice
Do you want to fuck your qt?
I’m going to in 2 months
Unless something goes wrong ;^D
>ANOTHER man messaged me
GOD DAMMIT
nth for love you guys :3
Man is the patrician's qt, newfriend
like if i was to suddenly cuck you..
She’s already spent a lot of money on me. I don’t see her backing out
Then I'm a massive pleb.
>3000 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started it
This isn't even a fucking meme
I had specifically on my profile that I like to HEAR russian and some guy from Spain messages me PRIVET.
WTF
She might be BLACKING out though
you think thats bad?
>100 character essay due next week
>don't even know what the topic is
Write about how you don't know what the topic is and how go into length about how you don't have any idea about what you're going to write about.
Yeah but we can all see you backing out
Holy cunt. Prepare for a long night friendo.
What's the topic?
>Macchi arrives in France
>Classic American tourist
>qt spots the crocs, USA flag t-shirt and fanny pack
>b-bonjour
>HOWDY PARTNER
>she runs a mile terrified by Macchi's high American T
don’t say this :(
It’s possible. Although I will be going no matter what.
My fucking dissertation proposal
If you don't know what you want to write about: You're fucked, go get drunk lad
If you know: You might still have a chance.
Which one is it? I may be able to help you, I am good at writing up stuff in the 11th hour, but I'm also drunk and getting drunker, so I won't be helpful for much longer, lol
Oh I know what my topic is I just need to write the abstract, into, background, aims blah blah blah
Then get to it you mongrel. 3000 words, assuming the deadline is at noon, is 5 words per minute. Pretty manageable, no?
Yes sir
Fuck that
...
Not kidding though. Fucking open that document right now and start writing.
>Koreaboos
>tight pucci
>submissive
>caring
>makes great food
dont do what elrich says. Do what i want, and thats for you to find some big titties on interpals right now
t:titman
I don't care about what kind of qualities you have
You koreaboos ain't human
I don't care about korean "culture" or language.
Oh, so you just have yellow fever
See... You got it
The fuck is going on in this pic?
>ugly man pulls uglier girl
And this is meant to be an achievement?
can someone explain this to me?
this
T͟His/
pronoun
pronoun: this; pronoun: these
1.
used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced.
"is this your bag?"
used to introduce someone or something.
"this is the captain speaking"
referring to the nearer of two things close to the speaker (the other, if specified, being identified by “that”).
"this is different from that"
2.
referring to a specific thing or situation just mentioned.
"the company was transformed, and Ward had played a vital role in bringing this about"
determiner
determiner: this; determiner: these
1.
used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced.
"don't listen to this guy"
referring to the nearer of two things close to the speaker (the other, if specified, being identified by “that”).
"this one or that one?"
2.
referring to a specific thing or situation just mentioned.
"there was a court case resulting from this incident"
3.
used with periods of time related to the present.
"I thought you were busy all this week"
referring to a period of time that has just passed.
"I haven't left my bed these three days"
4.
informal
used (chiefly in narrative) to refer to a person or thing previously unspecified.
"I turned around, and there was this big mummy standing next to us!"
adverb
adverb: this
1.
to the degree or extent indicated.
"they can't handle a job this big"
Classic finland
Make Interpals profile and find yourself a qt
but i dont want a qt u wabt a fren
>finally find the perfect qt for me
>has all qualities (in appearance) I look for
>writes like an angel
>has similar ideals and views
>chat a lot
I feel so happy and so very fuzzy
really want to hold my qt's hand
xD
Swiggity Swooty
Imma steal your QT
why do most slavs have clear skin?
if you're boy, you will find no luck
he doesn't like homosexes >:)
Then find a friend
I ain't gay either, but I'll still steal your qt from you just because I can
It's to blend better in the snow, but the finns found out a way to counter it, don't ask me they never shared it.
I hope it works out for you user.
Country?
Thank you ... although I don't think ((he)) wants anything more than friendship, which I am fine with
>((he)) wants anything more than friendship
Its because you're not man enough for him
burger
that's fine by me
I respect ((him))
State? When will you meet?
>burger
Sssh. Never probably. I don't think he wants to.
I can't help it. My qt is really neat.
>Talking to some chick
>Asks if I have whatsapp
>Say sure
>Asks if she can add me
>Say Sure, ask for number.
>"If you have doubts, better to not talk. :)"
>Ask to explain why the sudden change
>Nevermind. Good night.
>Still online
On a scale of 1 out of 10, how high of a chance do you think this was some kind of scammer?
>Sssh. Never probably. I don't think he wants to
Then what’s the point?
9
I enjoy talking to him, as we share almost all interests. Besides, we might send letters to eachother soon...
Why don’t you visit him, or have him visit you for New Years?
It's much too early for that (and expensive)... Like I said, I don't think he values me as much as I do him, ahah
that's why I come here to share my feelings!
Why don’t you tell him how you feel? I told my french qt that I enjoyed talking to her and thought she’d be fun to date. She took that very positively
Please don't laugh at me, but our correspondence has existed for a mere three days... I'll have to see... He just makes me happy, that is all... nothing special...
good for you, by the way. I am glad to hear it is working out :)
Get him on Whatsapp and video call. After video calling tell him
Thanks!
We are going to voice call anyways, as he wants to test my identity's credibility (as do I of his)
hopefully tomorrow !
Video call later this week! That’s a big step Tbh. If a video call goes well you’re probably in
Why is there always some Dutchfag here pretending to be a girl?
Actually it's not
>implying
Believe me. There's a Dutch girl here.
I'm here for 2 years
i know for a fact theres an egyptian girl living in the netherlands ITT
tfw no bf
Can I be your bf?
No
She's probably messaging me atm, this is 2 ez.
>tfw not even thais message back
I just don't get it
YOU RAPED HER
...
not ITT this is my first post itt
This girl is not aidsy though?
This is more possible than you might think. Fear the Norwegian chad
I hate my qt
Add this to the list you fucking pedo
>no tits
The only Asians that are ok to crush on are the Japanese girls you find under "ultra-huge tits" on javlibrary, and you won't find any of them ip
why?
Because she's a woman
>Looking for : Romance and Flirting
>Learning: Korean, Japanese, Chinese
I genuinely hope all those TAP addicted weaboos meet an asian guy some day, I have a feeling they'll change their attitude pretty quickly.
>19 hours ago my last message was sent
>has been online a few times within that period
I-I should just stop overthinking, right?
Also; is it weird for someone to like somebody who looks somewhat youthful and "childish"?
Why would people want to move to those countries anyway? They're shit
Because they NEED the tiny asian pickle. Polish, French and Mediterranean girls are literally MADE to serve as cock sleeves for acne ridden 4'10" Asian manlets with a 4" cock
pedo