Would you date her?

Would you date her?

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Yes, I would save her from those monsters.

Why would I date an avian?

only to cheat on her with Artemis later.

I'd let her rate me

Have you seen her feet? Of course I'd date her. I'd pound her asshole and spray her feet with my load every day of my life.

And the fact that Always Sunny is the funniest show on TV right now doesn't exactly hurt either. Fuck dating her, I'd marry her tbqh.

No way
She's just as fucked up as the rest of them

those feet are bizarrely huge

naw but would make sweet love to her in the missionary position for reasons...

NO

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>Always Sunny is the funniest show on TV
Is it 2006?

Affirmative.

Asking Sup Forums if they would date someone is like asking a human if they would eat to survive

Dumb feetposter.

I would have to talk to a bird law expert to make sure such interspecies relationships are even legal in the first place.

what? i dont even like feet. this is Sup Forums, i am an armpits person

the point was she is 5ft 8 and a size 8 shoe is not that big FOR HER

I'd make love to her in whatever way she wants, you know, to make sure our stories add up the same in the morning ...

Yes, I want her to bully me into sex by calling me a jerk and a turkey

Idk, she schemes a lot

Dude she fucked a retarded person, do you really want to risk catching the downs syndrome?

>episode based around dee pimping her feet out to the person the whore thinks is tiger woods
>not one single scene of her sexual soles

REEE

>smile

K E K

This is shopped. Smile is supposed to be axilla

I always had a thing for ostriches

this to be honest

she's already been BLACKED i'm afraid

I'm black so that's fine.

Her new show The Mick is pretty edgy, it has kids doing sexual things and other racy subject matter

Looks like she showing off a drowned refugee body

>is pretty edgy
But it's it good? Commercials make it look dumb ass fuck

Has dee shown panty?

Roxie the hooker was the best waifu, she had a great voice, awesome accent, pro tier bantz. also she was hot

Only if she blacked up first.

DENNIS her,never date her

>tits above ass

that's how I know this list was made by a 13 year old

She'd probably find you and burn your house down or something

>ass above tits
That's how I know this post is made by a nigger.

It's a proven fact that only poor third worlders prefer ass

Or a white person.

You should be wanting to mount a girl, not star at her breasts. Primal instinct.

Rape you mean.
Civilized people do it face to face as an act of love and/or intimacy.
Not some primal instict.

Overcoming primal instinct is the entire point of civilization
Stealing and raping is what happens if you listen to your "primal instinct"

>Implying you have to like enormous nigger asses to like ass over tits.

Cow tits are disgusting, give me petite tits and a shapely (not niggerfat) ass any day.

Who's talking about cow tits?
Also, disgusting? Lel. Stop projecting your gayness onto everyone else.

t. r-type

>mount

Talk like a dog, fuck like a dog, you filthy animal

>tfw this ugly bird is what 3DPD cake looks like

I'll stick to 2D cakes.

Was all for it but then I seen her belly button

She looks like a bird.
With no tits or ass

Shit tits though

It's decently funny

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No. I'm terrified of a girl sharing intimate things about me to other people, so I avoid them altogether.

It was better than this year's season of always sunny

Is that Rachel Doleanigger?

In a heartbeat. I always thought sweet Dee was super sexy. Idk why I do considering I don't like blondes.

Is that randall Cunningham???

Date who? Why did you post a picture of a bird? You're an insane person.

>preferring the area designated for poop as opposed to the fun toys nature gave all females

You know how I know you're gay.

yes im so horny

No.

I would marry her instantly

>HEEB

It's hard finding a single girl under 200 pounds these days.

Yes.

here's the thing:

A woman can have small tits and an amazing ass and still be hot as hell

Now, a woman with great tits, but with narrow hips and a pancake ass... do you see what I mean?

I'm not saying tits aren't awesome, they are, but if you have to have only one then ass is the objectively better answer

Only guys with tiny peepees don't like big butts, who cares what they think

REEEEEEEEEE

NIGGER GET OUT

dee or kaitlin? i'd sleep with dee but wouldn't stick around, kaitlin is a woman to marry.

Absolutely, I always have found her very attractive.

>Only guys with tiny peepees

aka whites

True fact:
Humans and bonobos are the only primates that face each other during intercourse

"ass guys" girls have shit tits

thats a fact

What this is just a picture of her? Are you going to give any proof user?

I heard the males fuck their sons too.

I didn't know bonobos were from Turkey

Artemis fucks anything that moves, dude. Why are you bringing this up as though it's a surprise to anyone?

Fuck big bird, kill the waitress, marry Carmen.

I've always preferred ass and legs, and I'm a white, US citizen. Never cared about tits too, much. (but, they're a nice bonus)

youtube.com/watch?v=ACmXlzTYC-g

>Marry Carmen
But that would be gay, user.

She's taller than me
I do not know if it would work out
taller women is my unrealistic fetish

>tfw your gf is 4" taller than you

She also shoved a bun into a trollman's asshole inside a Wendy's dumpster.

Do you really think banging a black guy is too far for him?

>But that would be gay, user.
Maybe. But she was hot and fun.

i have 4" for your gf!

she is like 40 so no

Mad jelly, I wish I had a tall gf to bully

Only under the condition that she separate entirely from the gang and move out west somewhere to never contact them again.

God's gonna smite you dude

I'd give her the sweet D, if you know what I mean

>those wet tits
wew lad

perfect

>marrying carmen after >she got >her dick cut off
lmaoing at ur life

I am black. This pleases me.

In my universe, Carmen never cut her dick off. After fucking, we order a pizza and drink beer while watching football. We get up to piss together during commercials, and giggle and elbow each other, while lovingly crossing streams into and around the toilet.

>who's laughing now?

Yes. Trainwrecks are my type.

godpik

pssh she had sex with him bucko, he got BLEACH'D

There is a girl in one of my classes that reminds me of Dee so much. She's chubby with low self-esteem and every time I look at her, I just see Dee in the episode where she dates that high school kid and she is talking to him on the phone with her dildo in her hand.

Should I try to bang her?

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