A universe without America edition
/cum/
>dating wh*te wimmin
literally any other race is more attractive and loyal with better values
is pa a based black man now?
>just get a job bro haha just stop being a neet
FUCK YOU FIST OF FLAMES REEEEEEE YOU FUCKING NORMIE
Asisn pride worldwide
I'm starting to think you're not an asian or you wouldn't be saying shit like that
Maybe you do deserve to be lonely. Stay lonely until you learn that being alone is a part of life, especially in this day and age. Okay? You just need to mature a bit. You will get a girl friend. It's nothing to kill yourself over.
good advice desu
did your parents go to college?
he's literally a nigger
he was clearly being sarcastic
>good advice desu
i don't have any regular friends either
HI URKEL
no
Sorry bud
But I'm proud to be an Asian man.
H-hi
i guess that explains it. they are always joking us like:
>H-HEY EVERYONE! L-LOOK AT ME! I NEED A GF! A-ARE THERE ANY GIRLS OUT THERE HEEDING TO MY CALL, PERCHANCE?
>
I'm white, quite attractive and just be yourself bro that's what I did.
nah but seriously being white and tall is like 90% of what you need right there
i deserve a gf
apply for a mcnair scholarship, it's a full ride and the only qualification is that your parents didn't go to college
post legs as proof
>being named after women's undergarments
>the absolute state of QUEBEC
only person here who deserves a gf is me
and i already have one
>There are infinite universes where I have a gf
>This isn't one of them
taking applications for a gf leave resume under the door
JFK documents gonna be released tomorrow, get hype
>be tall
manlet wojak hanging himself.jpg
>be white
hehehe :(
i'm white now where is my gf
Why are you posting lewds?
>white wimmin: crazy, rainbow hair, tumblr feminists
>black wimmin: ghetto, "gimme handouts, we dindu nuffin and wuz kings n shit", loud and violent as fuck
>latin wimmin: whole family talks shit about you in a foreign language, good chance she or her family is here illegally and taking advantage of government programs, can't discuss politics because she'll be furious if you suggest taking anything away from immigrants
>asian wimmin: I got nothing. Soft skin, soft hair, strict family values, taught to work hard from a young age, always want to give kids super plain angle names like Harold or David
discuss
manlets, when will they learn?
bored
Will the CIA finally admit they faked the whole thing and the real JFK has actually been living in Bolivia since 1962?
walk up to literally any asian... our race is so easy for you
white girls are cute! you are just describing a meme
>tfw 6'1" manlet
>asian wimmin
>not the most domineering, materialist and vain
>Implying the government won't keep hiding the truth
that sucks
as someone in hongcouver, this isn't even remotely true. You still need to be somewhat attractive :(
hot
all of them are generalizations you cuckface, thats the point. when was the last time you saw a rainbow hair, pansexual tumblrina whos a minority?
>walk up to literally any asian... our race is so easy for you
>tfw just above 6 inches dicklet
i am handsome and white now where is my asian gf
>can't drive for shit
>stuck up
>career driven to a fault
>whatever the wigger equiv is for being white
There's plenty of minority tumblrina types, they especially love that shit cause the whole point is to give them power and money
i'm asian. i went to a music festival once and there were so many decent asian girls with nasty looking whites. i guess that just goes to show how atrocious they find us.
you can always resort to the fobs
Why are the Asians on giga assblast in cum?
Waiting for your call/email in Vietnam
looks like Lilo's sis from lilo and stitch
not a fan of slags
Our "asian" is a 6ft black weeb
>White women don't like Asian men
Hate this dumb meme
White women love the Big asisn cock
not at all
my stats:
>height: 4'3"
>penis: 7"
Where's my Japanese gf? I'm white btw
shut the fuck up retard
Richard Spencer for president
Asian girls don't like it when you have holes in your head, sorry brah
minorities only believe it because it gives them free shit. white girls believe it because they genuinely believe its how economy would work best
go swallow glass you fucking cunt
Too bad their aren't any big ones :^)
>lightly banter an american
>he tells you to kill yourself
every time
I'm not the lobotomized Queen's. different guy
now i know you're black
whining on a nigerian cooking website is my only respite.
*lightly banters you*
What do you expect when you tell them that since gradeschool?
usa AKA great satan is full of rage
...
I am not a nigger
they're adults, they should learn into these things on their own. we're in the age of the internet, ignorance is no excuse
shut up yank
only whites and blacks have cocks thant can be measure as big
I don't think you are really asian either
t. asian expert by necessity
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it still make a sound?
>correct an american
>screeching farmboy starts throwing his poo
duh
why wouldn't it
T. Never seen an Asian cock
yankee doodle government needs to leave the pnw
why are americans such rotten human beings
...
i am unusual for an asian male in that i dont spend my time spamming amwf
stop posting cute slants it hurts my soul
depends on if you define a sound as something you here or vibrations
Rate my doggo
>here
okay i made a typo big whoop
not as good as the nazi dug
It's difficult because the Japanese gov't decided they need to be blurred out
americans have no reason to exist except to be an economic unit
You're disgusting.
why does it hurt you
>URKEL
That's mostly one guy who is literally from reddit, which kind of asian are you?
we let him down
can't hear you're posts it's too dark
damn that doggo really had to go
That is my ideal girl.