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Why the fuck isn't Canada part of America?

It's almost there in ever sense

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Shut up amerimutt I don't wanna have bagged milk and lack my freedom of hate speech

>t. Davido
>t. couldn't get the leaf proxy working

Canada is basically a lite version of the US. I don't know if that's fine or not.

>lite version
More like the shittier free trial version of the U.S. :^) Québec is the only decent province from Canada that has culture.

Basically, the US did have plans to annex an incorporate Canada into a greater US, but wasn't strong enough to do so, because the British would intervene and promptly deal with the matter.

Skip ahead to a point where the US finally had the military strength to overtake Canada and the UK and now we're all friends and allies and annexing Canada would be a very bad diplomatic decision.

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>Americans suck the dicks of the people that hate them the most in Canada
Anglos...

>Québec is the only decent province from Canada
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
AHAHHAHA
AHAHUAHFSFHFUISDIIJ

No.

>Québec is the only decent province from Canada that has culture.

Poutine isn't culture faggot.

>yfw when Alaskans like Canadians more then lower48er's

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What? I like americans way better than you cunts.

It's only a mater of time before the US will be split between Mexico and Canada and several other small countries.

You've never known Quebecers.

We love you too québécois stallion

That's stupid.

What's wrong with them in your perspective? :3

Their general attitude sucks, but their smugness is what really pisses me off. Also, their radio stations suck, and they drive too slowly as tourists here.

We've been begging America to come inside us since 1840.

everyone claims we're insane on the road though

Q**b*c is a blight on humanity.

Stay salty non-Québécois
This is what you get for trying to erase them

>everyone
Are these people from flat states or provinces? Vermont roads suck, but you feel the potholes less if you go over them faster.

>trying to erase them
I'm not saying we've never done that, but I don't think we've ever done that.

>give Qubecucks the choice of leaving the country TWICE
>they voted to stay BOTH TIMES

really activates my almonds

kys proxy leaf

>Why the fuck isn't Canada part of America?

The question is the why the fuck isn't America part of Canada?

And the answer is retarded treason

>anglophone autist in montreal on Sup Forums represents the province of Québec in any way
wew

shut up, we just hate you.

Because there needs to be at least one good country in north america

not you silly, the british

>literally every poll shows Québec dislikes the USA more than every other province
>Sup Forums anglos in Montréal love America
l'immigrant

keep trying your divide and conquer tactics angloleaf, you just cannot stand when people decide to not be on your side huh?

>posts en anglais
>vit à montréal
Mahmoud Feuille plz

I'm afraid I don't get what you're saying.

try harder

I don't even care about anything besides Alberta and BC desu, and they can even keep Hongcouver.

>quebec sucks
>but im glad im still in the same country as them

hmmm

Why are burgers so obsessed with """culture"""

>flat out admitting you have no culture

This. QUEBEC IS THE R E A L CANADA, THE REST IS SHIT! S H I T !

>doesn't want the nicest city in the western world
Its expensive for a reason.

>quebec
>culture
speaking in anglicized French isn't culture

like you even know a word of french, zhang

Its actually true though, when most people think of Canadian stuff, 9/10 times its actually from Québec

Go eat Muslim c*ck, Chad. Better yet, go check on your mom, she's probably glued to it!

This.
America lite should fuck off and call themselves "Britain's bitch"

>literally a ur mom post
are all leaves THIS underage?

Like you can either

>leaf
>calling others leafs
immigrants, not even once

well everyone can potentially know a word of french

i think you were looking for the word "do"

>it's that immigrant roleplaying as a French-Canadian again

every time you people are confronted you always go "y-you must be that faggot mongrel from montreal"

VIVE LA FRANCE! Quebec will rape the rest of Canada in a land battle. We are descendants of Napoleon, while Anglo Canada is derived from Irish pigs :)

PS: If we need help, we got mother France and the bad-ass Scottish people to back us up. America ain't saving you Anglo-fags!

>he's not denying it

That was some very low quality b8. Not worth a (you).

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i think i kinda implied that i was denying it, not that i expect some underage kid with 1000 ebin golden face pics to get that

>implying it
>not just outright saying it
Keep crying u-underage mutt

sorry that anglos are apprently so low IQ that you need to straight up tell them exactly what you mean at all times

So should I post your face or what?

what face? i seriously don't get it

Thats a pretty dumb fucking post.
Even for you

>Basically, the US did have plans to annex an incorporate Canada into a greater US, but wasn't strong enough to do so, because the British would intervene and promptly deal with the matter.
basically the US army by the time of 1812 was severely disorganized and undisciplined, and the northern states did not want to annex Canada anyways (forget why)

I won't do it this time user, seeing as you don't want me to.

>Its expensive for a reason.
Yeah, Chinese money laundering.

do it pussy

no, do it

i genuinely don't know what the fuck your talking about

Behold, the proud 100% white Quebec nationalist poster

>whole thread just leaf shitposting
anyway, the little tumour on the lower right

that ain't me. guess what, people who disagree with you aren't all the same guy

OP is a Jap who translates the Sup Forums threads into Japanese for his website. So it doesn't matter if the thread is shit desu

quebec is the only interesting place in canada
the rest is just shitty flavorless usa. I have no reason to go there other than montreal and quebec

;^)

based maghrebi

whats his website called?

Door is always open!
constitutioncenter.org/blog/when-canada-was-invited-to-join-the-united-states

That hasn't been in effect for 300 years

hehe, figure it out for yourself kiddo.

Just join us already you mapley fuck

The day Canada joins the USA is the day both nations are so degenerated that neither is worth living in.

People who willingly post their face on Sup Forums are arguably the lowest breed no matter what country they're from. (Unless they are cute feminine boys :3)

I'd argue ERP gays are the lowest breed

found it so weird when i moved out to this province and realized "bathroom snack drawers" are a thing

Quebec should be burned to the ground.